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YOUR PACKAGE IS STUCK IN MY  BOX

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on December 3, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 300, Bronze: 150, Honorable mention: 17 people
  • Final notes:
    awwwwwwwwwww all the entries were funny, thanks i needed a good laugh, I want to thank Jeff Waynes (a friend here at the hospital with me he has terminal brain cancer) for helping me pick the winners they made us laugh the hardest thanks to all. I hope to see you all in my next contest
    Sean

Contest Winners

  1. Your package got stuck in my box
    by LoneFairrie 0 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 1 10:19 PM 2007
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Your Package is Stuck In My Box
    by JeannieD Hunter 1 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 2 6:16 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Postman`s Daughter
    She was only the postman`s daughter, but she always had some male in her box
    by goat1826 0 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 1 4:12 PM 2007. In Contest
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Can't They Read?
    Finders keepers, losers freezers - the hazards of incompetent UPS delivery personnel
    by m2lost24get 0 lines, 7 comments, on Dec 1 4:31 PM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, OneLiners, Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. one liner
    where are the sissors?
    by Gay-Militant 0 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 1 5:01 PM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. care packages
    ever wonder what happens to those care package you send to loved ones
    by wildfiredreamer 0 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 1 6:51 PM 2007. In Contest, one liner
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Antacid Please
    Terrible indigestion with a suicide note,a prize lottery ticket and a passionate love letter.
    by crimsondew 0 lines, 13 comments, on Dec 1 8:04 PM 2007. In Contest
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Postage Due
    Pull it out before the postman comes.
    by Roaddog Wolf 0 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 2 2:14 AM 2007. In Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Diversified Services ( Flexible Delivery)
    by light insight 0 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 2 3:12 AM 2007. In Humor, Life, Society, Thoughts, Adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. Santa’s Package
    Oh! you have something for me?
    by Malabu 4 lines, 5 comments, on Dec 2 7:30 AM 2007. In Life, Society, Humor, Fun Stuff
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  11. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3666554, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  12. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3666894, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  13. Mmm
    Mmm Yes, OMG ahhh yeah your package is stuck in my box!
    by ebaby 0 lines, 10 comments, on Dec 2 9:13 AM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  14. Sticky
    Well you've gotten a little dry and sticky, let me get the KY.
    by howlinginpain 0 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 2 11:45 AM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  15. You should have listened
    I told you it was too big.
    by juno0404 0 lines, 4 comments, on Dec 2 11:55 AM 2007. In Contest, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  16. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3667962, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  17. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3668102, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  18. Weight Watchers
    Oh my Gosh must diet in New Year am bursting out this outfit!
    by anaisnais 0 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 2 5:45 AM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • TwilightDazzles
    December 1, 2007
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    You realize you are gonna get some dirt with this huh? LoL out of the gutter!!!


  • Laura-Critchley
    December 2, 2007
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    I was going to enter this but goat1826's entry was just too funny!


  • howlinginpain
    December 2, 2007
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    I swear this is the best contest I've seen yet.


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    December 3, 2007
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    Thanks so much for Silver! You had some hiliarious entires.

    Jeannie


  • crimsondew
    December 3, 2007
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    The entries sure had me all smiles..Thank you for the HM...I am glad you enjoyed them!


  • Freed by Mercy silver member
    December 3, 2007
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    Thanks for the Honorable mention, Sean. Congrats to the winners! Hope you had some good laughs!

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