lol This is a news article that appeared in our town's newspaper on November 6: 
A dinner argument turned deadly Monday night when a man was stabbed in his home and later died of his wound.
His girlfriend subsequently was arrested in connection with the death.
Well, I left out the names of the people, but you get the idea and OH MY GOSH!
Write poems about this incident. Did he complain about the dinner his girl friend had prepared? If she were his wife of many years and had listened to complains daily for years and years....
well...
an all-woman jury would likely find her not guilty by reason of kitchen insanity!
Rules: No erotica or shocking language.
HAVE FUN!!
A dinner argument turned deadly Monday night when a man was stabbed in his home and later died of his wound.
His girlfriend subsequently was arrested in connection with the death.
Well, I left out the names of the people, but you get the idea and OH MY GOSH! Write poems about this incident. Did he complain about the dinner his girl friend had prepared? If she were his wife of many years and had listened to complains daily for years and years....
well...
an all-woman jury would likely find her not guilty by reason of kitchen insanity!
Rules: No erotica or shocking language.
HAVE FUN!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 16, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100
- Final notes: Oh, you guys... You all write such cool poetry! Every poem in this contest is so fine... Some funny, some serious, and all seriously splendid! Thank you for coming to this strange poetry party!
Contest Winners
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White walls,
red table cloth,by alexandrathegreat 53 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 9 11:32 PM 2007. In Contest, Dark, Humor
Silver trophy winner
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Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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It started out as an ordinary day
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Over the mashed potatoes, And piles of gravy,• Commented on by judge.
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Suprise, suprise He's late again• Commented on by judge.
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Once you got away, second you will not, You just made this cook very hot.by PassionsPromise 31 lines, 4 comments, on Nov 13 6:59 PM 2007. In dontknow...gross i guess• Commented on by judge.
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The end of the line
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It was around 6.00 clock, he walked through the door started screaming whats for dinner, I really cant take no moreby trace3grls 15 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 14 11:53 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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haha
Not as the guy being stabbed
and dying that is awful.
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this sounds delightful though, too bad it's a real story, some people i tell ya 
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lol
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Complain about my cooking...and you will BE the next course...mwahahaha!
I'll se what I can do with this...if anything. -
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Oh, do please come to my contest with a poem that will pierce the universe with wit and mad culinary skill!
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