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here we go for contest number 5! this one's pretty simple... swear at me!
i love effective swearing in a poem. when i say effective, i mean it is used to enhance the mood of the poem. rules of swearing:
1. The word must be fuck
2. dont use it as to mean sex. it can be an exclamation like "fuck! ill pay you anything if you can end this hell" (yayay dresden dolls) or fucked up, as in "my mind's so fucked up cos my family all got murdered last night". (maybe a little more skillful than that but ya get the drift)
3. dont be too gratuitous with it, and dont feel the need to make every second word fuck. unless youre really angry cos you just got cheated on by a used car salesman, in which case, vent away but still make it good.
freeverse is teh best, only use rhyme if youre good at it. no excuses cos i get annoyed with rhyme quite easily... and i dont want to want to DQ anyone.
be good kids and dazzle me with yo swearing skills!
love and peace,
beluga
here we go for contest number 5! this one's pretty simple... swear at me!
i love effective swearing in a poem. when i say effective, i mean it is used to enhance the mood of the poem. rules of swearing:
1. The word must be fuck
2. dont use it as to mean sex. it can be an exclamation like "fuck! ill pay you anything if you can end this hell" (yayay dresden dolls) or fucked up, as in "my mind's so fucked up cos my family all got murdered last night". (maybe a little more skillful than that but ya get the drift)
3. dont be too gratuitous with it, and dont feel the need to make every second word fuck. unless youre really angry cos you just got cheated on by a used car salesman, in which case, vent away but still make it good.
freeverse is teh best, only use rhyme if youre good at it. no excuses cos i get annoyed with rhyme quite easily... and i dont want to want to DQ anyone.
be good kids and dazzle me with yo swearing skills!
love and peace,
beluga
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 14, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 6 people
- Final notes: thankyou everyone for entering! this was a great contest, i was really impressed with all the (suitable) entries... apparently the word fuck is a really good prompt!
beluga
Contest Winners
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by twilight seduction 12 lines, 1 comment, on Nov 10 3:36 PM 2007. In Adult, Angst
Bronze trophy winner
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The smell of you lingers like the sweet sent of roses.
I'm tired of being here in solitude!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 3471348, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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when your eyes are red from crying
and you think that you can fly• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
Oh fuck forgot what i was going to say,• Commented on by judge. [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3554880, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [14]
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whats the fucking point? to anything and everythingby XInsanity-FairX 52 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 29 6:15 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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by Glasyalabolas 50 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 7 5:15 AM 2007. In Freewrite, My own style, Anger, Fury, Cursing, Venting, Ranting, Adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I give you the middle finger, Not calling you number one,by lesbian-in-love 35 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 11:33 AM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts, Pain, Anger• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by NeferMaatNetjer 33 lines, 21 comments, on Feb 21 4:15 PM 2004. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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go fuck yourself you two balled bitchin bastard one eyed cotton eaten cum guzzling gutterslut.
by speakno3vil 14 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 14 1:50 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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GREAT contest.
(youve heard dennis leary's skit on the word "fuck", havent you? if not, go look it up. now.)
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Cool contest. It really is no good to look down on a poem due to swearing. They're just words like anything else that can be used to enhance or trash the poem.
fuck... what a word. -
"cos you just got cheated on by a used car salesman"
Ha that sounds like what happens in the film True Lies - I don't know if that's where you got it from or not.
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