This is the 2nd collaboration contest run by myself and Suzanne Dia - read her, is so good it's evil! There may be additional outside judges - have a few someone's in mined - if they can be convinced to admit their artful ways. :)
SO WHAT IS IT ALL ABOUT THEN?
Simple. Poetry written when drunk. We are not going to say whether obvious drunkenness or poetic skill will be more important to the placings - you figure that out yourself :)
You can put in a prewrite ... or write a new work but the latter WILL require copious amounts of alcohol. No trying to fool us people - we have written drunk poetry - we know how it looks :)
Anyone who names their poem with any reference to alcohol will suffer dire consequences and unleash the fearful aspect of 'POETRAGE' - nobody wants to see that, least of all us.
Explore; Think; Write! Drink!
We're pretty hard to offend, but if there is a way - bad sober poetry is it!
We hope to find excellence carnage - if you don't think you can write such ... move along :)
There are big points here, so bring your best dress to this ball or we ain't dancing drinking with you!
So raise your glasses people *beer* and get to it.
RULES
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Freeverse ONLY
No chatspeak
No cutting, suicide, homicide, etc (Unless metaphoric)
NO sticky caps
No complaining at judgement time.
If you can draw a sensual write from that image, go for it, but it'd better be good!
Avoid cliche.
Use Poetic Devices (Alliteration; Metaphor; Pace et al)
AT LEAST 15 lines!
NO MORE THAN 50 lines!
Label appropriately (Adult or Erotica if required etc)
Have fun!
That is all!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 20, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 600, Silver: 400, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Thank you all for entering and for giving some amazing work. A few of the entries truly blew us away, but Gold - gold was always gold. Read it!!
Silver was beautifully done - I've always liked MacBeth, but now my appreciation has a new level.
Everything else was so close - so you all deserve high praise indeed.
Thank you for entering but thank you even more for being so patient.
Contest Winners
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by Edna Sweetlove 654 lines, 39 comments, on Feb 26 8:48 PM 2006. In Adult humor
Silver trophy winner
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When drunk honesty is key.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [12]
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by Bazza 25 lines, 13 comments, on May 5 4:51 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Go Fuck Yourself. / Find out what it feels like / brush your hair on your own cheek, / breathe on your own ear / dig your nails into your own shoulders / whisper your own name / thenby NotAtoN 22 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 7 9:02 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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2 bottles whisper to me about departure
around the corner a third yells out to join the party• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I shall drink to this and be back when drunk
But for now I am off for so food hunting
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Now why on earth would this apply to me?
I never drink
*chokes on the lie*
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what do you mean, legal drinking age? i think thats discrimination. *pouts*
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Does being stoned count?
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Oh my,this is my kind of contest and as honour is very important to me I shall imbibe several double measures of intoxicating pleasure before attempting to post but whether the piece will be legible is another matter lmao good luck with this girls
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You mean we're supposed to write sober sometimes?
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Perish the thought!
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licks this page with delight! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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Oh yes! I do most of my writing drunk. I think I am a poe-aholic.
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What? - as in Creepy Odes to Drunken Raven Parties?
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Of course i'm a creepy old drunk at rave parties.
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or is that Eager Alien Poet?
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Quoth the Raver?
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cheers
loves the comments..lol
hell we all need another excuse to drink
love the idea...and has a new bottle of cognac to open
coincidence, he says...lol
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I love the idea for this contest. I'll have to read the entries and maybe enter something myself. I should have written something Saturday night, oh well.
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I completely forgot about this one~ must be drinking too much.
Oh, good, eight more days to come up with something, I guess I can stay inebriated.
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*Ahem* I believe there is this rooly cool site feature called bookmarking
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lol..there's also a phenomenon called blacking out...
hehehehe.
*elbow nudge*
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Read a few of the entries, but I think this Contest- Page itself deserves Gold!!! Love the cross-outs and HERE-HERE-CHEERS-Enjoy the contest!
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Now do you have to be happy and drunk or can you be angry and drunk or what?
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Wow, none of these seem to have been written while drunk, if I had any beer and more than 4 hours I would surely see what I could do.
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lol.
You don't know how badly I wanted to start cutting this up the next day...lol.
Wow, I'm stunned. Thank you.
Congratulations to everyone, I'm gonna stick around and read some of these~
seeings, I kinda forgot I'd written this,
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tanks
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