The Condensed version for people who hate to read and have ADHD
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I'm hosting a contest in which I'm gonna be brutally honest and harsh and I'm typing as fast as I can STOP LOOKING AT THAT AND FOCUS and u better read the rules and skim through the rest so this really was just a waste of space and more shit for you to read...whew.
The Long Version For Bored People
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You wanna know something?? I hate poetry.
well actually I just hate writing it, I'll read it if it isn't shit and I honestly have lied in about 95 percent of all the comments I posted. (totaling about 8)
No I didn't think it was the most amazing shit I've ever read. I just wanted the points (not including the chick who gave me 250 thank you, the next line doesnt include u)
f*u ur shit sucks
Well I was thinking about something and I don't do that a lot and I came up with something. I've decided to hold a contest and everyone that enters is going to get the harshest and most honest comment I can dish and if you get a good one...
well you wont cuz your probably not that good and u might even be worse then me.
(those smileys are gay too... but idc)
DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS??????????
cause you know what they say about poets
It took me forever to get three hundred points (250 were given to me too) just so I could host this damn thing and dont go clicking off cuz ur dum ass just found out thats all its worth.
If this has offended you then GREAT feel free to spam me
And considering the context of this contest it might be my last (are you gonna report me?)
BUT THIS IS ME AND IF U DONT LIKE ME YOU CAN SHOVE FIRECRACKERS UP UR @$$
there is a mosquito buzzing around my face and its getting annoying.
That has nothing to do with this I just thought I'd share.
Well Rules And Options If Your Still Interested
1>) Either knock me over with an awesome poem about anything thats the best shit youve ever written
2>) If I have severeley offended you or if you just feel like letting it out on someone put it in a poem and enter it, nothing NOTHING gets DQ'd (that doesnt stand for dairy queen fat kid)
3>) You have to have the balls to put ur user name in the author notes cause this is anon and the entire DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS? pitch will be blown if we wont know who the f* u r... wait nvm i'm on gold right now
4>) Even though I write like a two year old on crack it doesnt mean u should
5>) I dont care if you use profanity (you know... FUCK SHIT DAMMIT) or sticky caps and I don't care if you rip apart everyone elses entry with a rude comment, in fact that would be entertaining to watch you all go armagettan on me
6>) Invite all ur buddies (thats not a rule but it should be)
ANYTHING GOES AND I AM NOT BEING(edit; i just typed behind instead of being
)...cough SADISTIC AND I THINK YOUR A BIGGER MORON THEN I AM IF YOUR A DEVIL WORSHIPPER YOU FREAK AND NO, YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE.
but unfortunatley you can enter too so go for option two
...I have no idea if anyones actually going to enter this now
Well good luck, your gonna need it prewrites are fine and I'm not such a jack ass as ur porabably thinking i am i can be a cute little teddy bear sometimes
that was the corniest shit ever.
Just fucking enter.
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I was worried I'd have to be a jerk to everyone but the entries aren't that bad, maybe I scared people off
But if it sucks you're still gonna hear it and I don't have to be harsh but I will be honest. I was a little pissed when I made this contest... if you couldnt tell. Just didn't want you jokers thinking I was a hypocrite
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I'm hosting a contest in which I'm gonna be brutally honest and harsh and I'm typing as fast as I can STOP LOOKING AT THAT AND FOCUS and u better read the rules and skim through the rest so this really was just a waste of space and more shit for you to read...whew.
The Long Version For Bored People
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You wanna know something?? I hate poetry.
well actually I just hate writing it, I'll read it if it isn't shit and I honestly have lied in about 95 percent of all the comments I posted. (totaling about 8)
No I didn't think it was the most amazing shit I've ever read. I just wanted the points (not including the chick who gave me 250 thank you, the next line doesnt include u)
f*u ur shit sucks
Well I was thinking about something and I don't do that a lot and I came up with something. I've decided to hold a contest and everyone that enters is going to get the harshest and most honest comment I can dish and if you get a good one...
well you wont cuz your probably not that good and u might even be worse then me.
(those smileys are gay too... but idc)
DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS??????????
cause you know what they say about poets
It took me forever to get three hundred points (250 were given to me too) just so I could host this damn thing and dont go clicking off cuz ur dum ass just found out thats all its worth.
If this has offended you then GREAT feel free to spam me
And considering the context of this contest it might be my last (are you gonna report me?)
BUT THIS IS ME AND IF U DONT LIKE ME YOU CAN SHOVE FIRECRACKERS UP UR @$$
there is a mosquito buzzing around my face and its getting annoying.
That has nothing to do with this I just thought I'd share.
Well Rules And Options If Your Still Interested
1>) Either knock me over with an awesome poem about anything thats the best shit youve ever written
2>) If I have severeley offended you or if you just feel like letting it out on someone put it in a poem and enter it, nothing NOTHING gets DQ'd (that doesnt stand for dairy queen fat kid)
3>) You have to have the balls to put ur user name in the author notes cause this is anon and the entire DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS? pitch will be blown if we wont know who the f* u r... wait nvm i'm on gold right now
4>) Even though I write like a two year old on crack it doesnt mean u should
5>) I dont care if you use profanity (you know... FUCK SHIT DAMMIT) or sticky caps and I don't care if you rip apart everyone elses entry with a rude comment, in fact that would be entertaining to watch you all go armagettan on me
6>) Invite all ur buddies (thats not a rule but it should be)
ANYTHING GOES AND I AM NOT BEING(edit; i just typed behind instead of being
)...cough SADISTIC AND I THINK YOUR A BIGGER MORON THEN I AM IF YOUR A DEVIL WORSHIPPER YOU FREAK AND NO, YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE. but unfortunatley you can enter too so go for option two
...I have no idea if anyones actually going to enter this now
Well good luck, your gonna need it prewrites are fine and I'm not such a jack ass as ur porabably thinking i am i can be a cute little teddy bear sometimes
that was the corniest shit ever.
Just fucking enter.
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I was worried I'd have to be a jerk to everyone but the entries aren't that bad, maybe I scared people off
But if it sucks you're still gonna hear it and I don't have to be harsh but I will be honest. I was a little pissed when I made this contest... if you couldnt tell. Just didn't want you jokers thinking I was a hypocrite
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 18, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 4, Bronze: 3, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: This was hard... there were so many really amazing entries but in the end this is what I liked. If I had more points there would be more h.m.'s
Contest Winners
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by Glasyalabolas 46 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 11 6:01 PM 2007. In My own style, Adult, Humor, Angst, Really Vulgar Language
Bronze trophy winner
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So go away Jack get off my track
The Dark prairie scape thatby natchstucco 13 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 13 9:25 PM 2007. In Other, My own style, Self
Honorable mention
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as my life falls deeper into the firey pits of hell, i look back and try to find out where my life fell,by wings from god 28 24 lines, 19 comments, on Oct 16 7:48 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
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I wrote this out of anger/love/sadness one day when I saw my ex boyfriend. Im in a relationship now. It came down to my current boyfriend,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Where are the tears? Have they all gone?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Write about anything,
just make it good,by xxMyBellxx 27 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 11 10:12 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
About all we've searched so long outside, and that we'll only find within.by masky 23 lines, 35 comments, on Apr 8 11:19 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird, Life, Lost in thought, Philosophy• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I'm laying in the middle of what I think is woods It's dark and I don't know how I got here• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Clinging to faded memories of the past Thinking of times that didn’t lastby eleanor123 14 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 16 7:00 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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shine the light into your soul / make me need you here / pick me up when i'm low / dry my falling tears / your shining smile melts my heartby XInsanity-FairX 32 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 27 8:53 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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poisen running through my veins
the taste of turpintine coating my tounge• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
Stop with all your apathy / Your lack of caring is killing me / You say the words but don't know what it means / When heartbreak haunts all• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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into this age of darkness
into this time of fearby PurpleLogic 63 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 24 11:06 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Loneliness encompasses my body and soul. Desperately searching for someone to make me whole.by leslielovesthomas 18 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 14 3:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Cool I'll probably read it when I finish my popsicle. Its dripping too much for me to focus right now.
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ok, i think you need to use spell check and edit to clean up all your typos here best of luck to you. be well and be blessed
and look, you actually got some entries. GO YOU!
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Yeah I know. Typos usually bug me but lately I haven't been caring. Yep they entered. I'm not being harsh either, I just can't. I can be honest and um.. not harsh? Idk I need some coffee.
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Doesnt take prewrites!
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It should. It won't let you??
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nope!
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well wtf. Send me a link to your poem while I cuss the thing out and hope it fixes itself.
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works for me. Now I just added my own poem. Sure you're doing it right? Maybe your computers f*d up
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still doesnt for me.. i'll send u the link.. one sec
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I like the idea behind this contest. You're going to give an objective opinion. That's something to be admired.
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I didn't think it did. Well if it bothers anyone they know what I'm gonna tell them to do.
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Just thought I'd comment... it's the teacher in me.
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then the kid in me makes me spell bad.
I wasn't offended. I'm just a little pissy cuz... I mean because the coffee machine broke.
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That's what makes us all bad spellers
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All that nonsense for such a simple contest.
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man I know it. I think I might have gone a little overboard.
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Still got 63 entries though.
More than a lot of contests get.
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This contest is awesome. Haha. : )
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Just one entry per person? yes I read the condensed version I have adhd
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yeah, just one entry. i have adhd too and I have to judge all these
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i love this contest,so many cuss words..lol
its about time people make a contest like this instead of all the damn PIF contest,damn.
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Oh wow Such a pleasant way to wake up Thanks for this contest and also for Gold...well done winners!! La x
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Congrats to the winners!
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