Have you ever looked at your toothbrush in the mornings
after a late night on the tiles, painting the town red, gold or bloody green!
and thought:
Fuck me, this is going to be painful???
if you have, you know what to do ..... write about it !!!
RULES:
show me, don't tell me
left align - please!
no end line - unless it doesn't make me barf into a bucket
use any other kind of poetic device to get my blood flowing
come home with the milkman
look for your lost body parts
steal somebody else's
make snow angels in the grass when it's June (ahem, sorry that was me 20 or so years ago,
almost got arrested for that one)
drink tequila through your nose, use bendy straws
body pop your knees, even if you can't
sit on the end of your bed and wonder where the fuck
are your shoes and why do you have one high heel and a man's tennis shoe?
ASIDE FROM MY JOKING AROUND,
I WANT TO SEE SERIOUS WRITES
NOT FRIVILOUSNESS AND FRIVOLITY
IT'S BEEN DONE TO DEATH
MAKE IT TALK TO ME!!!
You get the picture ...............
oh and yes, don't rush to post..... if you post too quick, i may get feisty ;)
Many thanks:
the management - G.x
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on November 4, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 250, Bronze: 125, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: many thanks to all for such great entries
had decisions made to finally judge, but some just took me to places where i know truth and realities laid heavy
well done, thank you
next time, put more water with it.....
G.x
- To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 4 awards but only 3 finalists.
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Entries [6]
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i built cities under my feet
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stumbling home from the party
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I LOVE this contest!!
Oh, I have to belly up to the bar with this one.
Bartender! Fill er up!
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yeah!!!
great
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lmao!
tequila through the nose...omg
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that was a party trick of mine from about 25yrs ago... if i did it now.. i think i might die...
LMAO
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omg gill..i'm crying.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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are these meant to be lighthearted entries? My hunch is if I write to this it won't necessarily turn out lighthearted...
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ahh no.. serious mainly.. i should add that actually... thanks Suzi....
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I may have to enter
Just to see if my rhyming can make you throw up! -
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bring it on Jeff... and you can enter... i'll be a fair judge.. just don't make it twee and such...
give it a shot....
... gimme some of that Yorkshire brass.....
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oye... I remember tequila. At least the first few shots anyway. it was either mr. march from a firefighter's calendar that was there or I was talking to his picture.... wish I knew...
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hahaha... oh have I ..
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good.... write please -
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I don't think staring at one spot saying pleeeeeease just kill me over and over again would make much of a literary statement would it ?
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it's quite... ID thinking
I was drunk
therefore Im dead
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lolol
and ....I'm never never ( belch ) doing that again ...( what's that in my throat? ) god... I'm still drunk
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i think i have a small amount of vomit in my mouth... lololol
hahahahhaha
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I have so many war stories.. lol ..sigh like drinking all of the tequila shooters on the table ...then putting my cigarette out on the back of someone's hand which I thought ...was the ashtray
the day after that one was grand.. I woke up with ketchup all over myself ...without the slightest idea why
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i tried to get into my house...i did try... with a key.... (it was the wrong bloody house)
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yep.... yep... waking up in the bathtub, inside a closet covered with hangers, on the bathroom floor, the wrong way in bed, in the wrong bed, in the wrong house.... lol ... pick one
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in a park, with cuts all over my face from falling through privets, stuffed into a baby swing and my two mates, paul and keith asleep on a see saw
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we seem to have been to similar parties
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indeed.....
hehheheheh
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at least you made it INTO the bathtub, I woke up my head pressed into the side of a tub, all the while dreaming i was sleeping against the bumper of a motor home
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I love ta-kill-ya
LOL .... oh yes there's nothing like the dreams you get on it is there?
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think I'll work on this one today
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ger kate on it too
im off out to play with Scotty... yyeeeeehawwwww
with all the puuurrrdddy boys passing by
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LOL... yeah, I've had such mornings (and nights too)... not always a good girl - or was one. Will see what I can come up with, Gill!
~ Nicolette
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Bookmarkeded !
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I don't seem to be getting my contest notifications anymore..
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don't worry hun... im going to extend this... so im hoping that people can do some things for it..
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well you know...
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i'm back
going "hmmm"... -
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good... good
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Silly woman
i still have a week
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hihihi mineeee!
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i got shitfaced one night with my mom...
we got into a huge argument over shoes...
i was looking for mine and she had them and was saying... here they are heids... im like
"those are NOT MY SHOES"
even though they ummm were...
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tonight... tonight... won't be just any night
tonight i will finish my poem for this contest...
maybe -
I will try
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c'est ben long ma'am!
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please just call me a taxi...
"you're a taxi!"
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CAN I GET HIGH TO?
you have alot of poems that talk about liquor, but is it okay to talk about gettin high and drunk? -
Wow I really don't know what you mean at all.
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Oh, I read it again. I kind of know what you mean.
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This was such a nice surprise to wake up to! thank you so much and congratulations to everyone.
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i hate when the notifications don't show up...
Thank You Gilly Gill
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