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UnUuuSual: Poems that will make me go HOLY COW!

As you can see the winning points and contest title are unusual so I want your poems to be UNUSUAL - they must be funny, have a twist to it or a mistery ending like:

Suddenly a murderer comes to destroy a lovely, happy life.

Suddenly the clown falls off the roof while trying to pull a funny stunt.

You got stood up by your date - after all that preparation you know:

1) flowers, hair, clothes, bag and maybe your crush on him or her.

Just something surprising in your poem!


UnuUUsuaal Rules:

1) Write about anything and everything just give it to me!

2) Profanity are too shocking for me so keep it to a minimum.

3)This is I believe the first contest that will allow you to use sticky caps or write the poem in capital letters.

4)JUST FREAK ME OUT WITH WHAT YOU HAVE!
(You can write the poem as horribly as you can but with STYLE of course)

5)Prewritten are allowed yes if they are shocking or freaky enough.

6)Freedom of speech, opinions or making fun of someone/something in your poem are allowed.
(E.g: Britney Spears performing at the VMAs)

7)Writing about a chocolate cake, how you enjoy eating it when friends come over or eating it by yourself you know just choose any topic that will inspire you to write something new, something creative, something not every poet has written before.

E.G - I hate going to the dentist,
I get so nervous,
Hearing the drills,
I begin to feel faint,
I wish I could have perfect teeth,
So that that dentist don't have
To have a look and give me a shock look
Making me feel uncomfortable.

8) PREWRITES AND NEW WRITES DO NOT POST MORE THAN ONE ENTRY OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED FROM CONTEST!
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Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 13, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 456, Silver: 345, Bronze: 233
  • Final notes:
    I really like the winner I chose...the 2nd and 3rd are exquisite poets...but i must say this was a fantastic contest with beautiful and wonderful contestants..you guys, thank you for entering..you guys have the energy, the talent and the patience (i take very long time to judge because I want to be very sure) ...THANK YOU WINNERS and THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED...you all are precious to me...if i could i would award all of u winners!

Contest Winners

  1. No future war would this surmount
    For no-one's left to take account
    As endless victim's bodies mount
    by WelshDragon 52 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 17 1:41 PM 2006. In War, Monotetra
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3327616, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. by mborda 42 lines, 24 comments, on Aug 16 3:06 PM 2007. In The Abuse Cycle
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [11]

1 - 11 of 11
  • Few men can know the beauty of the sewers down below Where the filth that people leave behind is left to ebb and flow
    by cricketjeff 11 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 9 2:54 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The sweet promises of yesterday on the whispers of the wind Do not quite stifle the possibilities that others do send
    by Xangorm 5 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 9 6:58 AM 2007. In Life, Pain, Dark
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by MissStranger 22 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 23 2:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Abstract
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • I found a tiny snippet in the trash,
    with script in her fine handwriting applied,
    by artis 28 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 3 10:39 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

  • Two little funny ants-
    by Demokrit 21 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 5 4:51 PM 2005. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Blah Blah Blah Blah! Chicken
    by torieshawesum 11 lines, 4 comments, on Aug 25 11:54 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by poettrical 29 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 9 12:34 AM 2007. In Weird
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Did you ever wake up to a new day with “All Good Intentions” floating there in your rested peaceful mind......
    I got up today, threw on j
    by algoressister 8 lines, 4 comments, on Oct 1 7:38 AM 2007. In Humor, Life
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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  • Yvette Champ gold member
    October 13, 2007
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    Thankyou for being such a pleasant and constructive contest holder,glad you found what you liked,congratulations to the winners