This contest is for cerebral guys who don't know love from a bunsen burner.
Guys, you'll never get a girl if you can't express love. Man-hunk woman-magnets can. You can't.
The Easy Part: Write a piece that draws from the terms of several bodies of scientific knowledge into a cohesive whole with a central theme and character. Try to sum everything up at the end.
The Hard Part: Express love and emotion.
The best way to get it into your writing is to find someone who can get it gushing out of you. DO NOT NAME NAMES or make dedications! (I don't want to be responsible for your breakdown when you're rejected!)
Besides heart-and-mind (always first with me), I'll be judging on abstract, verbal impact in all it's aspects, and creativity.
I like springboarding from word lists, so I've included a few below. Feel free to use other words from any genre or subject. Write in any style, prose, poetry or beyond.
What I anticipate: Great displays of intellect, and dismal, puppydog attempts expressing true emotion and love, but hey, you have to begin somewhere, and just the attempt puts you ahead of the pack!
I'll be checking your body of existing work to determine if you fit the category of 'cerebral' or 'woman-chaser'.
Existing women-chasers will be booted!
Word List for the Cerebral Guy:
air blackbird Alphabetic Arabian aluminum alarm badlands anther alloy agate bones asteroid Amazon air Air Forces Alice in Wonderland Akhenaten: The Rebel Pharaoh Ancient Sky Watchers The Big Wet: Droughts and Floods Money: Bucks, Banks and Business Apes to Man America's Prairie: Where the Sky Began Aquatic Habitats Destination Mars A Baby's World: Word of Mouth The Battle of the Alamo Alexander the Great
argon cardinal cdrom arid argon ante basin bean atom azurite carpals Callisto aquifer barometer accelerate allegory fanatic Ancient Oceans Anasazi monsoon barter anthropoid biodiversity cartilage centrifuge voice box garrison Achilles’ heel
atmosphere chickadee close Atacama arsenic atomic beach blossom boil basalt cartilage Ceres Arctic blizzard balance croquet homage Cambrian archeoastronomer floodplain wampum bipedalism camouflage counter-shaded g-force babbling revolution barbaric
aurora condor click Australian barium century butte branch brittleness calcite cheekbone Charon Atlantic Celsius counterforce eccentric entourage extinction summer solstice escarpment counterfeit brachiating incursion mangrove meteor communication siege culture
carbon crane copy cactus beryllium chimes canyon bud color carbonate clavicle comet Baikal chill force hatter mystical niche pictograph wetland commodity genetic maps nocturnal marsh permafrost grammar mission divine
cloud crow cut camel boron chronometer cliff calyx composition conglomerate facial corona bay cirrus looking glass Marfan’s syndrome notochord winter solstice dormant imported hominid perennial semi-tropical terraforming mimicry militia heir
cyclone dove command Chihuahuan bromine cycle continent cell conductor crystal femur Deimos Bering cloud Discover Magazine: Size and Scale parody monotheism paleontologist enterprise niche savanna algal blooms republic invincible
dioxide duck database coyote calcium date continental chlorophyll crystal diamond fibula Earth Black cold lift spoof Black Holes: The Ultimate Abyss The Birth of Earth savanna ecosystem Evolution's Next Step The Cronkite Report: Headlines and Sound Bites palisade monsoon
dust eagle delete creosote carbon day crater cone density emerald forehead Europa Caribbean cumulus pectoralis muscles surrealism Alexander the Great Apes to Man black hole amino acids Money: Kids and Cash savanna Ancient Oceans estuary biosphere cataclysm barracks oracle
exosphere falcon digital dry cesium decade delta corolla elasticity feldspar hip Ganymede Caspian cyclone Light year (ly) Achilles’ heel anthropoid gravity bacteria auction Cambrian phytoplankton cuneiform monopolistic pyre subjugation
fog finch file dune chlorine digital desert cotyledon electron flint jawbone Halley channel degree physiology All Quiet on the Western Front barbaric bipedalism mass cyanobacteria wampum A Baby's World: Word of Mouth extinction watershed hominid invidious
gale flamingo find Gobi chromium epoch divide fiber flexibility fluorite ligaments Io Congo dew vortices devoid culture brachiating supernova DNA denomination voice box niche kelp hunter-gatherer pejorative Champions of the Land Apartheid’s Last Stand
gases goose font hot cobalt equinox downs floret freeze galena marrow Jupiter Dead drizzle gravity disillusion divine genetic maps space-time greenhouse effect die babbling notochord plankton terraform catalyst conservation amnesty
gravity gull format jackrabbit copper era fault flower gas gem metacarpal Mars Erie dry proportion futile heir hominid singularity hydrothermal counterfeit communication paleontologist loch demagogue environmentalism apartheid
hurricane hawk graphic Kalahari fluorine grandfather floodplain frond hardness gneiss metatarsal Mercury fjord Fahrenheit volume ideology invincible niche radio galaxy mitochondria interest grammar organic matter Eyes in the Sky autocracy herbicide oppression
hydrogen hummingbird icon lizard gold hour fold fruit inertia granite nasal meteor glacier flood conduits melancholy monsoon savanna nucleus deposit mimicry Antarctica: Planet of Ice sonar satellite cynicism pesticide reconciliation
ionosphere jay hardware Mojave helium hourglass hill leaf insulator gypsum patella meteoroids gulf fog ingenuity nostalgia oracle savanna Destination Mars primordial withdrawals adaptation trawl launch vehicle delinquent revolutionary sedition
lightning lark input oasis hydrogen meridian island limb liquid hematite phalanges moon Hudson forecast astronomical unit (AU) template subjugation centrifuge reserve The Brain: Our Universe Within: Evolution crevice ecosystems remote sensor salacious transgenics
mesosphere nuthatch interactive ocotillo iodine millennium mesa needles magnetism igneous protect Neptune Huron freeze trajectory Aquatic Habitats g-force Desert Dwellers limbic system incubate indigenous synchronous orbit insidious Byzantium
moisture oriole Internet packrat iron millisecond moraine node mass jasper radius Phobos hydrosphere frost The Elements Ancient Rome: Expansion and Conquest anhinga meteor aquifer neurons sinus wow factor pander Citizen Carter dome
nitrogen ostrich keyboard Painted krypton minute mountain petal metal lava ribs planet icecaps hail alchemy Catch-22 anarchy ecosystem permafrost Bedouin synapse synchronous Ancient Oceans egregious naive epic
oxygen owl help Patagonian lead month peak pistil mixture limestone skeleton Pluto Indian heat compound absurd allegiance estuary terraforming crustacean neurotransmitters Cambrian He Conquered Space visceral landlocked exile
ozone parrot memory peccary lithium pendulum peninsula pollen neutron lithosphere skull rings lake hot empirical capitalism maneuver manatee irrigation cognitive Apes to Man extinction jettison panoply establishment mosque
pollution pelican menu roadrunner magnesium post plains root nonmetal magma sternum rocky Mediterranean humidity inert farce strategist mangrove Discover Magazine: Solar System nomad anthropoid niche legacy idealism relic
radiation penguin modem rodent manganese prime plateau runner proton marble support satellite Mekong hurricane organic hypocrisy tyranny skipjack catastrophic reservoir The Brain: Our Universe Within: Perception bipedalism notochord metallurgy Cyberspace unprecedented
rainbow pheasant mouse sagebrush mercury quartz prairie seed resistor metamorphic tarsals Saturn Michigan lightning paradox watershed exploitation perception brachiating paleontologist propulsion cyberspace prescient Cleopatra's Palace
smog pigeon multimedia saguaro neon revolve range sepal semiconductor mica tibia solar Mississippi meteorology Energy Efficiency paranoia Ancient Rome: Fall of Empire inorganically Earth’s Catastrophic Past rods and cones genetic maps thrust palette colonnade
stratosphere quail network Sahara nickel rotate ridge spine shape mineral ulna Sun Missouri precipitation electricity satire affront Body By Design: Form and Function investment asteroid cerebral cortex hominid Finite Oceans counterculture Contentious Years: President Eisenhower and the Politics of Change GPS
tornado raven numeric sand nitrogen season slope spore solid obsidian vertebrae sunspot Nile pressure electromagnet cult chitin plasma basalt neurons niche biodegrade Hubble: Secrets from Space video feed old guard hieroglyphics
troposphere roadrunner open snake oxygen second topography stalk solution pebble system ocean radar generator Darwin's Origin of Species fester evolution lithosphere adapt savanna organohalogens nebula download subversives jetty
vapor sandpiper output Sonoran phosphorus stopwatch tundra stamen structure pumice Titan Pacific rain turbine naturalist hierarchy keratin Galileo’s Dialogue meteorite olfactory tectonic petrochemicals cosmology logged-on demagogue keel
water starling paste tumbleweed platinum sundial valley stem temperature pyrite Uranus rain sleet evolution undermine pigment heresy stalactites limbic synthetic spectrograph home page censure radiocarbon dating
whirlwind stork peripheral windmill potassium synchronous volcano thorn viscosity quartz Venus river snow Forces and Motion natural selection species blasphemy stalagmites endocrine A Baby's World: Word of Mouth toxic phenomena hackers gridlock sonar
wind swallow printer yucca radium timer tuber volume ruby snow storm accelerate heredity Ancient Rome: Prosperity and Decline vertebrate ecclesiastical stromatolites voice box encryption sphinx
swan processing silicon watch vine weight sandstone stream stratus gradient artificial selection assimilating doctrinal Brain Power babbling The Free Willy Story: Keiko’s Journey Home The Invisible Force Destination America
tanager replace silver week sapphire Superior sunny graph mutate barbarians Creatures of the Skies recant Finite Oceans cerebellum communication atrophy atrophy Future Body assimilate Ancient Sky Watchers
thrush save sodium year sedimentary Tanganyika temperature terminal speed sociobiology city-state anatomist apocalyptic biodegrade consciousness grammar dorsal fin gravity augment emigrate Anasazi
toucan scanner strontium zone shale tributary thermometer genetic code displacement arboreal dogma organohalogens cortex mimicry fjord ligament biotechnology Hmong archeoastronomer
turkey search sulfur silica Yangtze thunder Invention: Elements and Compounds eugenics Gauls endothermic petrochemicals dexterity immune system supernova cyborg infrastructure summer solstice
vulture select tin slate tornado aspirin furcula Heavens Above synthetic neuron Birds of Prey mammals weightless genetic engineering mandated pictograph
warbler software titanium talc warm leukemia Don Quixote Ancient Rome: Rise to Power ornithologist zodiac toxic asymmetrical orca nucleus implant referendum winter solstice
woodpecker text uranium topaz weather osmosis tilt augur plumage pantheon Building a Baby binocular pods transgenics refugee
wren xenon wind radioactivity sally chronicle pterosaurs pulsar The Elements cervix brooding vocalizations The Human Animal: The Language of the Body verification Discover Magazine: Islands of Mystery
zinc radium knight-errant dominion sternum celestial alchemist contractions diurnal Life on Mars primate myth
semipermeable quixotic juggernaut vertebrates solstice harbinger fallopian tubes nocturnal Galapagos: Beyond Darwin abstract zoologist Eisenhower and the Cold War artifacts
coping mechanism legion eclipse transmutation ovary raptor adaptation biogenic gesticulating nostalgic ingenuity
Invention: Leonardo’s Legacy Darwin's Origin of Species pilgrimage inert placenta archipelago carbonates body language brinkmanship coercion
Renaissance Dracula Ancient Rome: Struggles for Power naturalist ziggurat empirical ultrasound The Birth of Earth submersible galaxy egalitarian covert tyrants
legacy alienation decadence evolution cosmology uterus amino acids evolution mass spectrometer summit scurvy
phenomenon anxiety dynastic succession natural selection Grand Canyon bacteria fossil meteorite Invention: Computer Technology military-industrial complex interlopers
artisan appropriation genocide heredity Hubble: Secrets from Space brachiopod The Clone Age cyanobacteria hot spots microfossils perseverance
enigma contagion patronage artificial selection nebula erosion clone DNA lava tubes oxidized transistor Free at Last Discover Magazine: Mummies
posterity exotic mutate cosmology limestone embryology greenhouse effect natural selection planet liaison civil rights excavate
feasibility icon Ancient Sky Watchers sociobiology spectrograph ethical hydrothermal niche stars microchip discrimination anatomical
mundane Anasazi genetic code phenomena Hidden Worlds genes mitochondria sea mounts semiconductor hate crime osteoporosis
Robbie the Robot transfusion archeoastronomer eugenics allergic reactions genetic engineering nucleus species The Space Shuttle galaxy martyr sepulcher
anthropomorphic summer solstice Life on Mars? allergen nucleus primordial astronaut digitized poll tax altiplano
humanoid Frankenstein: The Making of a Monster pictograph Discover Magazine: Hidden Worlds abstract aggressive sampling transgenics Iceberg! simulator segregation habitat
nano-robot anonymous winter solstice allergic reactions biogenic canopies Body By Design: Form and Function Bergie seltzer thrust Invention: Leonardo’s Legacy paleoecological
prosthetic benevolent allergen carbonates epiphytes Discover Magazine: Brainstormers chitin calved jettison Renaissance George Washington: The Unknown Years
prototype formidable Byzantium aggressive sampling galaxy seizure evolution enigmatic payload legacy edict Discovery Atlantis
obsession dome canopies mass spectrometer Iceberg! hemispherectomy keratin sea ice quarantine phenomenon skirmish Andean
Savage Sun poignant epic epiphytes meteorite Bergie seltzer neurons pigment thermohaline circulation bay artisan squire Bronze Age
aurora predatory exile microfossils calved manic-depressive illness species orbit enigma terrain cataclysm
electromagnetic progeny mosque Discover Magazine: Size and Scale oxidized enigmatic lithium carbonate vertebrate In the Company of Whales zero gravity posterity ultimatum excavation
fusion surreal relic lift planet sea ice neurologist baleen feasibility myth
nebula pectoralis muscles stars thermohaline circulation dyslexia Brain Power blubber Understanding: Extraterrestrials Harlem Diary Olmec
neutrino Freud's Interpretation of Dreams Cleopatra's Palace physiology nurture cerebellum callosities exobiologist Lost in Time sociology
plasma consciousness colonnade vortices On Jupiter Invention: Recycling electrocardiogram consciousness echolocation optical fiber longitude resilience Eisenhower and the Cold War
prominence ego GPS gravity comet biodegradable cortex migration radio astronomer chronometer chronicle nostalgic
radiation id hieroglyphics proportion Jovian environmentalism Discover Magazine: Hidden Worlds dexterity PCB's sentient biomechanists role model brinkmanship
latent jetty volume magnetic field landfill allergic reactions neuron red tides drafting sickle-cell anemia covert
Seeing the Light psychoanalysis keel conduits asteroids polyester allergen upwelling Understanding: Space Travel passive credentials summit
convergent REM radiocarbon dating ingenuity infrared recycle aggressive sampling Building a Baby weightlessness perspective military-industrial complex
diverge superego sonar astronomical unit (AU) spectrometer transgenics canopies cervix Invertebrates free fall Origins
reflection sphinx light year (ly) epiphytes contractions antibiotic parabola photoelectric How the West Was Lost Evolution's Next Step
retina Galileo’s Dialogue A Star is Born Nile: River of Gods fallopian tubes arachnid terminator cathode assimilated biosphere
heresy Discover Magazine: Mummies The Free Willy Story: Keiko's Journey Home supernova communal Discover Magazine: Invisible Enemies ovary compound eye speed of light pixel diplomacy cuneiform
Understanding: Bridges blasphemy excavate atrophy nebulae deity plague placenta immune biodome alkali reservation hominid
composite ecclesiastical anatomical dorsal fin corona floodplain antibiotic ultrasound polyp compromise Sioux hunter-gatherer
resonance doctrinal osteoporosis fjord cosmic rays primeval pneumococcus uterus tentacle unceded terraform
stay recant sepulcher immune system equilibrium subsistence bacteria turbulence Robbie the Robot ancestral rights
tension apocalyptic altiplano mammals prograde pneumococcus meningitis The Clone Age zooplankton anthropomorphic exploitation Expansion and Conquest
viaduct dogma habitat orca retrograde Raging Planet: Avalanche white blood cells clone humanoid oppressors anarchy
paleoecological pods greenhouse gas powder avalanche penicillin embryology Raging Planet: Tidal Wave nano-robot reservation allegiance
Understanding: Electricity Great Expectations vocalizations gas giant wet avalanche malaria ethical crest prosthetic emigration maneuver
voltage epic Discovery Atlantis slab avalanche Dengue fever genes fjord prototype Indian Removal Act strategist
current aristocracy Andean Galapagos: Beyond Darwin Stargazers cornice aegypties genetic engineering surge genocide tyranny
conductor parliament Bronze Age adaptation opposition pyroclastic flow larvae nucleus trough Science Mysteries relinquish
insulator recluse cataclysm archipelago observatory rock avalanche pupae transgenics tsunami controversial reservation Fall of an Empire
electromagnetism smitten excavation evolution interferometer rubidium forgery Lakota affront
magnetic field benefactor myth fossil redshift Raging Planet: Flood Coral Reefs The Ultimate Guide: Octopus titanium prospectors cult
amp Olmec hot spots blink comparator levee First Steps atoll camouflage cyclotron rations fester
direct current (DC) The Great Gatsby lava tubes monsoon adrenaline ecosystem cephalopod sanctuary hierarchy
alternating current (AC) disillusion Forbidden City natural selection Understanding: Extraterrestrials river basin larynx lagoon chromatophore subterranean JFK: A Portrait undermine
photovoltaic cells mesmerize barbarian niche exobiologist silt rooting larva tentacle carbonic acid thesis
sardonic dynasty sea mounts optical fiber waterlogged self-awareness mangrove variegated chert rearmament Flight Over the Equator
Understanding: Flight decadent kowtow species radio astronomer plankton Paleozoic perjury globalization
camber pastoral mandate submersible sentient Raging Planet: Hurricane Future Body The Ultimate Guide: Sharks constituent animism
aerobatics rendezvous protocol tropical depression augment Creatures of the Skies species See How They Run guerrilla archipelago
attitude distraught In the Company of Whales Understanding: The Universe eye biotechnology anatomist serrated tendon idealism conquistador
precision swindle Hatshepsut: The Queen Who Would Be King baleen Cepheid variables GOES cyborg arboreal adapt rehabilitate rhetoric amalgamate
stratosphere hieroglyphics blubber globular cluster storm surge enetic engineering endothermic dorsal fin ligament
Gulliver’s Travels confederation conservation light-year typhoon implant furcula pectoral fin biomechanics Lyndon B. Johnson: The 36th President Forbidden City
Understanding: Magnetism abstraction quarried echolocation red shift ornithologist inertia elocution barbarian
ore bizarre flaunt migration spectrum Raging Planet: Lightning Genetics plumage The Ultimate Guide: Whales parity dynasty
converge nepotism pacifist red tides convection current gene pterosaurs Cetacea Understanding: Bridges frantic kowtow
plasma perspective inscribe sheet lightning genetic sternum mammal composite assassinated mandate
charlatan satirist expedition The Insect World sprites homeosis vertebrates spermaceti resonance excise protocol
lexicon precinct angiosperm step leaders identical twins flukes stay languish
Heart of Darkness compound eye thunder genetic engineering Crocodiles blubber tension turbulent Harlem Diary
Understanding: Space Travel apocalypse The Mystery of Tutankhamen exoskeleton caiman baleen viaduct sociology
weightlessness colonialism heir insect Raging Planet: Tidal Wave Life Story cold-blooded shoal Normandy: The Great Crusade resilience
free fall novella ritual nectar crest bile gharial blowhole Understanding: Cities casualty chronicle
parabola primeval heretic pollen fjord cochlea periscope pod aqueduct draft role model
terminator shrine surge cyborg predator migrate infrastructure infamy sickle-cell anemia
speed of light Huck Finn tumultuous Invertebrates trough evolution Sobek satellite community liberation credentials
biodome aversion antibiotic tsunami hydrochloric acid Understanding: Oceans transformer onslaught perspective
cynicism Ramses the Great arachnid magnetic resonance Darwin's Origin of Species bioluminescence premeditated
Understanding: Time determinism pharaoh compound eye Raging Planet: Tornado naturalist Coriolis effect Understanding: Computing propaganda He Conquered Space
atomic clock dialect exodus immune Tornado Alley The Mystery of Twins evolution echolocation myriad jettison
cellular clock ingenious dynasty polyp supercell ultrasound natural selection tide analog Our Time in Hell: The Korean War legacy
metronome parable icon tentacle Doppler radar genes heredity wave hard drive puppet regime metallurgy
synchronization transformation propaganda turbulence wall cloud identical twins artificial selection wind floppy disk juggernaut propulsion
time dilation delta zooplankton telepathically mutate mouse amphibious landing thrust
time zone The Interpretation of Dreams archaeological Raging Planet: Volcano behaviorism sociobiology Water: To the Last Drop modem artillery
consciousness hieroglyphs Killer Bees composite volcano genetic code aquifer ubiquitous armistice The Holocaust: In Memory of Millions
Understanding: Uncertainty ego crossbreed pillow lava Raging Teens eugenics contaminate digital demilitarized zone cognizant
physics id The Real Cleopatra queen pyroclastic flow cartilage evaporate bit demoralize
Newton’s mechanical universe (Newtonian physics) latent consort drone tectonic plates estrogen Dogs irrigate input Profiles of Freedom fascism
quantum mechanics psychoanalysis femme fatale swarm tubes hormone breed percolate output enclave ghetto
reality REM linguist royal jelly maturity canine radiation CPU Establishment Clause Nazi
wave/particle theory superego dysfunctional Rocks metamorphosis domesticate reservoir RAM Miranda rights propaganda
interference inflation The Ultimate Guide: Bears erosion testosterone genetic disease toxin ROM Supreme Court
Le Morte d'Arthur: The Legend of the King prenuptial prehensile igneous inbreeding wetland BIOS totalitarianism Islands of Mystery
barbarian disembarked land bridge metamorphic The Real Bionic Man mutation myth
chivalry extinct sedimentary cyborg olfactory Understanding: Television The Promised Land: Any Place But Here artifacts
imperious Seven Wonders of the World: Simply the Best hibernate sedition microchip species fiber-optic migration ingenuity
legitimize catacomb adaptation laser bit plantation coercion
motif Hellenistic Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam in the World carbon fiber Evolution’s Next Step Intelligence Search Software sharecropper tyrants
scoundrel mausoleum The Ultimate Guide: Big Cats antiquities prosthesis biosphere vacuum tubes lynching scurvy
succor translucent evolution cataclysm actuators cuneiform prism demeanor interlopers
carnivore cofferdam hominid ray gun
Lord of the Flies Seven Wonders of the World: The Magic Metropolis temperate devastated The Science of HIV hunter-gatherer record head The Promised Land: Sweet Home Chicago Ivory Wars
apprehension archaeologist niche gorge HIV terraform segmentation sharecroppers ivory
depravity hieroglyphs feline lock virus analog mechanization hierarchy
epilepsy oracle vertebrae immune system Great Apes digital Delta poachers
irony gyroscope The Ultimate Guide to T-Rex AIDS DNA agent fraudulent matriarchal
profane Sneferu: King of the Pyramids canine teeth paleontologist retrovirus evolution exodus
prudent cartouche savannah fossilized physique prosperity Jerusalem: City of Heaven
redemption mastaba scavenger See How They Run primate migration Yahweh
sadist sarcophagus The Ultimate Guide: Birds of Prey tendon savanna ark
corbeled asymmetrical Understanding: Electricity rehabilitate syntax The Promised Land: We Stand at the Crossroads Zionism
Moby-Dick vizier binocular voltage ligament migration orthodox
allegory brooding current biomechanics Insect World de facto segregation Sabbath
idyllic diurnal conductor inertia angiosperm ghetto secular
nemesis nocturnal insulator compound eye carnage Messiah
premonition raptor electromagnetism Ultimate Athlete: Pushing the Limit exoskeleton enmity covenant
unprecedented magnetic field aesthetics insect microcosm sepulcher
The Ultimate Guide: Crocodiles amp sage nectar emancipation Golgotha
The Odyssey caiman direct current (DC) incomparable pollen unction
archetypal cold-blooded alternating current (AC) visualize The Reagan Legacy: Balancing Act archaeologist
primordial gharial photovoltaic cells Zen Invertebrates revenue pilgrims
template periscope solitary antibiotic deficit patriarch
wily predator Understanding: Magnetism arachnid inflation mosque
Sobek ore Understanding: Bacteria compound eye audit
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest converge mutate immune surpluses Last of the Czars: A Dynasty in Decline
combine The Ultimate Guide: Dogs plasma microorganism polyp expenditures assassination
existentialism breed charlatan pathogen tentacle bipartisan autocrat
lobotomy canine lexicon plasmid turbulence Bolshevik
psychotic domesticate enzyme zooplankton The Reagan Legacy: Star Wars Cossacks
schizophrenia genetic disease Understanding: Oceans culture medium detente czar or tsar
inbreeding bioluminescence microbiology Invisible Enemies deploy Duma
Plato’s Republic mutation Coriolis effect plague nuclear deterrent dynasty
allegory olfactory echolocation Understanding: The Power of Genes antibiotic impenetrable heir
censorship species tide clone larvae naive interloper
dialogue wave genetics pupae politburo propaganda
philosopher The Ultimate Guide: Elephants wind immortality rubidium capitalist
pragmatism evolve nucleus pneumococcus Last of the Czars: Revolution
republic gait Understanding: Volcanoes transgenic bacteria Rediscovering America: Buffalo Soldiers abdicate
utopia frequency plate tectonics pneumococcus meningitis folklore abyss
infrasound subduction Understanding: Viruses white blood cells precarious regime
The Prince wallow tephra adversary penicillin privation asylum
mercenary dilate fumarole virus malaria reconstruction autocracy
republic constrict ground deformation pandemic Dengue fever segregation coup d’etat
steadfast digestion pyroclastic flow vaccine aegypties debauchery
strategist microbes antibody Rediscovering America: Champions of the Land depose
totalitarians telescopic Understanding: Weather Life Story conservation monarchist
dexterous barometer bile environmentalism pariah
The Red Badge of Courage matriarch coronal mass ejection cochlea herbicide provisional government
aspiration global warming evolution pesticide
deprivation The Ultimate Guide: Great Apes high pressure system hydrochloric acid revolutionary Napoleon
heinous DNA low pressure magnetic resonance abdicate
immersed evolution supercell thunderstorm Rediscovering America: Klondike Fever armistice
infantry physique The Mountain Barrier permafrost artillery
legacy primate Water: To the Last Drop Arabian Peninsula prospecting coup
pivotal savanna aquifer ibex sourdoughs guillotine
reproach syntax contaminate juniper surveyor
evaporate rift tributaries Nile: River of Gods
The Scarlet Letter The Ultimate Guide: Octopus irrigate terrace communal
hypocrisy camouflage percolate undergrowth Rediscovering America: Railroads, Robbers, and Rebels deity
illegitimate cephalopod radiation capitalist floodplain
imp chromatophore reservoir Octopus depression primeval
retribution tentacle toxin camouflage holding company subsistence
scaffold variegated wetland cephalopod monopoly
chromatophore regulated Normandy: The Great Crusade
Sun Tzu's Art of War The Ultimate Guide: Sharks Wonders of Weather tentacle transcontinental allies
diplomacy species weather variegated draft
espionage serrated Fahrenheit Rediscovering America: The Alaska Highway GI
holistic adapt vortex Snakes craggy propaganda
philosophy dorsal fin sandstorm brill indigenous Nazi
totality pectoral fin supercell Jacobson’s organ ominous D-Day
Celsius nocturnal prospectors casualties
Walden The Ultimate Guide: Snakes jet stream pit organ
abolitionist brill trade winds sloughing Rediscovering America: The Frontier Our Time in Hell: The Korean War
transcendentalism Jacobson’s organ temperate venom frontier puppet regime
Oversoul nocturnal dew point imperial juggernaut
renaissance pit organ hurricane Understanding: The Power of Genes manifest destiny amphibious landing
imperialism sloughing storm surge clone technology artillery
venom funnel cloud genetics armistice
The War of the Worlds immortality Rediscovering America: The Real American Cowboy demilitarized zone
apex The Ultimate Guide: Whales Wrestling the Mississippi nucleus amalgam
genre Cetacea bayou transgenic etiquette Peter the Great
evolution mammal delta mythic decree
microorganisms spermaceti eon When Dinosaurs Ruled rodeo interrogation
putrefaction flukes hydrometeorology angiosperms ruffian regent
socialist blubber levee gymnosperm regime
baleen lock herbivore Rediscovering America: The Real Ben Franklin sacrilege
shoal sediment Jurassic apprentice serfs
blowhole Pangaea indentured
pod Yellowstone: Volcanic Legacy pistil proverb Prosperity and Decline
migrate caldera sauropods Loyalist assimilating
cyanobacteria tree ferns diplomat barbarians
When Dinosaurs Ruled ecosystem Triassic city-state
angiosperms geyser triceratops Rediscovering America: The Real Thomas Jefferson displacement
gymnosperm magma gentry Gauls
herbivore Yosemite: Diverse Habitats revolution
Jurassic Yosemite: Diverse Habitats biodiversity pamphleteer Rise to Power
Pangaea biodiversity ecosystem expansionist augur
pistil glaciation erosion chronicle
sauropods habitat glaciate Rediscovering America: The Salem Witch Trials dominion
tree ferns metamorphic rock habitat tolerance juggernaut
Triassic preservation sediment stereotype legion
triceratops sedimentation scapegoat
Seven Wonders of the World: Simply the Best
Wolves at Our Door The Revolutionary War catacomb
predator tyrannical Hellenistic
wolf pack stifle mausoleum
breeding season debt translucent
in heat boycott
alpha female allies Seven Wonders of the World: The Magic Metropolis
alpha pair chaos archaeologist
Saw Tooth pack siege hieroglyphs
hierarchy rebellion oracle
alpha redoubt
beta alliances Slave Ship
omega resolution commerce
Nez Perce equality mutiny
howl empire avaricious
outerguard hair immigration slaver
abolitionist
The Revolutionary War: Declarations of Independence & The Revolutionary War: Victory or Death commandeer
rebels
inventory Spirits of the Rainforest
coveted carnivore
reconciliation precarious
mercenaries predator
deploy regeneration
flotilla superbaiting
defection tapir
The Revolutionary War: Rebels and Redcoats & The Revolutionary War: An Army of Amateurs Struggles for Power
tax decadence
duties dynastic succession
seditious genocide
militia patronage
treason
minuteman Suleyman the Magnificent
debt accession
siege flogging
ragamuffin harem
loyalist janissary
redoubt paradox
rituals
The Revolutionary War: The Fortunes of War & The Revolutionary War: Winter at Valley Forge sultan
consternation vizier
entrenched
alliance Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam in the World
integrated antiquities
cataclysm
The Revolutionary War: The Price of Loyalty & The Revolutionary War: Dark Days cofferdam
commission devastated
profiteering gorge
tactician lock
treason
loyalists Travelers: Asia
cannonade cosmopolitan
column populous
regiment intrinsic
guerilla descended
banish
The Revolutionary War: The South Regained & The Revolutionary War: A Harvest of Victory backwater
mutiny secular
Continentals shield
loyalist spiritual
militia halberd
treason heritage
strategy hub
siege diverse
redoubt coveted
The Rosenberg File: Case Closed Travelers: North America
conspiracy matador
intelligence conquistador
fascism tomahawk
espionage chuck wagon
The Manhattan Project powwow
perjury pueblo
Iron Curtain kiva
socialism torero
picador
Slave Ship banderilleros
commerce boomtown
mutiny pelt
avaricious portage
slaver homesteaders
abolitionist rendezvous
commandeer
Travelers: South America
Travelers: North America Cuasimodo
matador Communion
conquistador huasos
torero motif
picador resurrection
banderilleros mestizo
boomtown purity
pelt steeped
portage witch doctor
homesteaders
rendezvous Understanding: Cities
tomahawk aqueduct
chuck wagon infrastructure
powwow satellite community
pueblo transformer
kiva
Yugoslavia: Death of a Nation
Watergate: Break-In communist
impeachment nationalism
plumbers ethnic
covert separatist
political intelligence treason
gemstone amendment
Wrestling the Mississippi
bayou
delta
eon
hydrometeorology
levee
lock
sediment
(such a small wordlist for us cerebral types, I know...)
the women are filling the grandstands; now it looks like I'll have to drag the cerebral guys under this bigtop and to the center ring with whip and chain... the show must go on, as they say...
Guys, you'll never get a girl if you can't express love. Man-hunk woman-magnets can. You can't.
The Easy Part: Write a piece that draws from the terms of several bodies of scientific knowledge into a cohesive whole with a central theme and character. Try to sum everything up at the end.
The Hard Part: Express love and emotion.
The best way to get it into your writing is to find someone who can get it gushing out of you. DO NOT NAME NAMES or make dedications! (I don't want to be responsible for your breakdown when you're rejected!)
Besides heart-and-mind (always first with me), I'll be judging on abstract, verbal impact in all it's aspects, and creativity.
I like springboarding from word lists, so I've included a few below. Feel free to use other words from any genre or subject. Write in any style, prose, poetry or beyond.
What I anticipate: Great displays of intellect, and dismal, puppydog attempts expressing true emotion and love, but hey, you have to begin somewhere, and just the attempt puts you ahead of the pack!
I'll be checking your body of existing work to determine if you fit the category of 'cerebral' or 'woman-chaser'.
Existing women-chasers will be booted!
Word List for the Cerebral Guy:
air blackbird Alphabetic Arabian aluminum alarm badlands anther alloy agate bones asteroid Amazon air Air Forces Alice in Wonderland Akhenaten: The Rebel Pharaoh Ancient Sky Watchers The Big Wet: Droughts and Floods Money: Bucks, Banks and Business Apes to Man America's Prairie: Where the Sky Began Aquatic Habitats Destination Mars A Baby's World: Word of Mouth The Battle of the Alamo Alexander the Great
argon cardinal cdrom arid argon ante basin bean atom azurite carpals Callisto aquifer barometer accelerate allegory fanatic Ancient Oceans Anasazi monsoon barter anthropoid biodiversity cartilage centrifuge voice box garrison Achilles’ heel
atmosphere chickadee close Atacama arsenic atomic beach blossom boil basalt cartilage Ceres Arctic blizzard balance croquet homage Cambrian archeoastronomer floodplain wampum bipedalism camouflage counter-shaded g-force babbling revolution barbaric
aurora condor click Australian barium century butte branch brittleness calcite cheekbone Charon Atlantic Celsius counterforce eccentric entourage extinction summer solstice escarpment counterfeit brachiating incursion mangrove meteor communication siege culture
carbon crane copy cactus beryllium chimes canyon bud color carbonate clavicle comet Baikal chill force hatter mystical niche pictograph wetland commodity genetic maps nocturnal marsh permafrost grammar mission divine
cloud crow cut camel boron chronometer cliff calyx composition conglomerate facial corona bay cirrus looking glass Marfan’s syndrome notochord winter solstice dormant imported hominid perennial semi-tropical terraforming mimicry militia heir
cyclone dove command Chihuahuan bromine cycle continent cell conductor crystal femur Deimos Bering cloud Discover Magazine: Size and Scale parody monotheism paleontologist enterprise niche savanna algal blooms republic invincible
dioxide duck database coyote calcium date continental chlorophyll crystal diamond fibula Earth Black cold lift spoof Black Holes: The Ultimate Abyss The Birth of Earth savanna ecosystem Evolution's Next Step The Cronkite Report: Headlines and Sound Bites palisade monsoon
dust eagle delete creosote carbon day crater cone density emerald forehead Europa Caribbean cumulus pectoralis muscles surrealism Alexander the Great Apes to Man black hole amino acids Money: Kids and Cash savanna Ancient Oceans estuary biosphere cataclysm barracks oracle
exosphere falcon digital dry cesium decade delta corolla elasticity feldspar hip Ganymede Caspian cyclone Light year (ly) Achilles’ heel anthropoid gravity bacteria auction Cambrian phytoplankton cuneiform monopolistic pyre subjugation
fog finch file dune chlorine digital desert cotyledon electron flint jawbone Halley channel degree physiology All Quiet on the Western Front barbaric bipedalism mass cyanobacteria wampum A Baby's World: Word of Mouth extinction watershed hominid invidious
gale flamingo find Gobi chromium epoch divide fiber flexibility fluorite ligaments Io Congo dew vortices devoid culture brachiating supernova DNA denomination voice box niche kelp hunter-gatherer pejorative Champions of the Land Apartheid’s Last Stand
gases goose font hot cobalt equinox downs floret freeze galena marrow Jupiter Dead drizzle gravity disillusion divine genetic maps space-time greenhouse effect die babbling notochord plankton terraform catalyst conservation amnesty
gravity gull format jackrabbit copper era fault flower gas gem metacarpal Mars Erie dry proportion futile heir hominid singularity hydrothermal counterfeit communication paleontologist loch demagogue environmentalism apartheid
hurricane hawk graphic Kalahari fluorine grandfather floodplain frond hardness gneiss metatarsal Mercury fjord Fahrenheit volume ideology invincible niche radio galaxy mitochondria interest grammar organic matter Eyes in the Sky autocracy herbicide oppression
hydrogen hummingbird icon lizard gold hour fold fruit inertia granite nasal meteor glacier flood conduits melancholy monsoon savanna nucleus deposit mimicry Antarctica: Planet of Ice sonar satellite cynicism pesticide reconciliation
ionosphere jay hardware Mojave helium hourglass hill leaf insulator gypsum patella meteoroids gulf fog ingenuity nostalgia oracle savanna Destination Mars primordial withdrawals adaptation trawl launch vehicle delinquent revolutionary sedition
lightning lark input oasis hydrogen meridian island limb liquid hematite phalanges moon Hudson forecast astronomical unit (AU) template subjugation centrifuge reserve The Brain: Our Universe Within: Evolution crevice ecosystems remote sensor salacious transgenics
mesosphere nuthatch interactive ocotillo iodine millennium mesa needles magnetism igneous protect Neptune Huron freeze trajectory Aquatic Habitats g-force Desert Dwellers limbic system incubate indigenous synchronous orbit insidious Byzantium
moisture oriole Internet packrat iron millisecond moraine node mass jasper radius Phobos hydrosphere frost The Elements Ancient Rome: Expansion and Conquest anhinga meteor aquifer neurons sinus wow factor pander Citizen Carter dome
nitrogen ostrich keyboard Painted krypton minute mountain petal metal lava ribs planet icecaps hail alchemy Catch-22 anarchy ecosystem permafrost Bedouin synapse synchronous Ancient Oceans egregious naive epic
oxygen owl help Patagonian lead month peak pistil mixture limestone skeleton Pluto Indian heat compound absurd allegiance estuary terraforming crustacean neurotransmitters Cambrian He Conquered Space visceral landlocked exile
ozone parrot memory peccary lithium pendulum peninsula pollen neutron lithosphere skull rings lake hot empirical capitalism maneuver manatee irrigation cognitive Apes to Man extinction jettison panoply establishment mosque
pollution pelican menu roadrunner magnesium post plains root nonmetal magma sternum rocky Mediterranean humidity inert farce strategist mangrove Discover Magazine: Solar System nomad anthropoid niche legacy idealism relic
radiation penguin modem rodent manganese prime plateau runner proton marble support satellite Mekong hurricane organic hypocrisy tyranny skipjack catastrophic reservoir The Brain: Our Universe Within: Perception bipedalism notochord metallurgy Cyberspace unprecedented
rainbow pheasant mouse sagebrush mercury quartz prairie seed resistor metamorphic tarsals Saturn Michigan lightning paradox watershed exploitation perception brachiating paleontologist propulsion cyberspace prescient Cleopatra's Palace
smog pigeon multimedia saguaro neon revolve range sepal semiconductor mica tibia solar Mississippi meteorology Energy Efficiency paranoia Ancient Rome: Fall of Empire inorganically Earth’s Catastrophic Past rods and cones genetic maps thrust palette colonnade
stratosphere quail network Sahara nickel rotate ridge spine shape mineral ulna Sun Missouri precipitation electricity satire affront Body By Design: Form and Function investment asteroid cerebral cortex hominid Finite Oceans counterculture Contentious Years: President Eisenhower and the Politics of Change GPS
tornado raven numeric sand nitrogen season slope spore solid obsidian vertebrae sunspot Nile pressure electromagnet cult chitin plasma basalt neurons niche biodegrade Hubble: Secrets from Space video feed old guard hieroglyphics
troposphere roadrunner open snake oxygen second topography stalk solution pebble system ocean radar generator Darwin's Origin of Species fester evolution lithosphere adapt savanna organohalogens nebula download subversives jetty
vapor sandpiper output Sonoran phosphorus stopwatch tundra stamen structure pumice Titan Pacific rain turbine naturalist hierarchy keratin Galileo’s Dialogue meteorite olfactory tectonic petrochemicals cosmology logged-on demagogue keel
water starling paste tumbleweed platinum sundial valley stem temperature pyrite Uranus rain sleet evolution undermine pigment heresy stalactites limbic synthetic spectrograph home page censure radiocarbon dating
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swan processing silicon watch vine weight sandstone stream stratus gradient artificial selection assimilating doctrinal Brain Power babbling The Free Willy Story: Keiko’s Journey Home The Invisible Force Destination America
tanager replace silver week sapphire Superior sunny graph mutate barbarians Creatures of the Skies recant Finite Oceans cerebellum communication atrophy atrophy Future Body assimilate Ancient Sky Watchers
thrush save sodium year sedimentary Tanganyika temperature terminal speed sociobiology city-state anatomist apocalyptic biodegrade consciousness grammar dorsal fin gravity augment emigrate Anasazi
toucan scanner strontium zone shale tributary thermometer genetic code displacement arboreal dogma organohalogens cortex mimicry fjord ligament biotechnology Hmong archeoastronomer
turkey search sulfur silica Yangtze thunder Invention: Elements and Compounds eugenics Gauls endothermic petrochemicals dexterity immune system supernova cyborg infrastructure summer solstice
vulture select tin slate tornado aspirin furcula Heavens Above synthetic neuron Birds of Prey mammals weightless genetic engineering mandated pictograph
warbler software titanium talc warm leukemia Don Quixote Ancient Rome: Rise to Power ornithologist zodiac toxic asymmetrical orca nucleus implant referendum winter solstice
woodpecker text uranium topaz weather osmosis tilt augur plumage pantheon Building a Baby binocular pods transgenics refugee
wren xenon wind radioactivity sally chronicle pterosaurs pulsar The Elements cervix brooding vocalizations The Human Animal: The Language of the Body verification Discover Magazine: Islands of Mystery
zinc radium knight-errant dominion sternum celestial alchemist contractions diurnal Life on Mars primate myth
semipermeable quixotic juggernaut vertebrates solstice harbinger fallopian tubes nocturnal Galapagos: Beyond Darwin abstract zoologist Eisenhower and the Cold War artifacts
coping mechanism legion eclipse transmutation ovary raptor adaptation biogenic gesticulating nostalgic ingenuity
Invention: Leonardo’s Legacy Darwin's Origin of Species pilgrimage inert placenta archipelago carbonates body language brinkmanship coercion
Renaissance Dracula Ancient Rome: Struggles for Power naturalist ziggurat empirical ultrasound The Birth of Earth submersible galaxy egalitarian covert tyrants
legacy alienation decadence evolution cosmology uterus amino acids evolution mass spectrometer summit scurvy
phenomenon anxiety dynastic succession natural selection Grand Canyon bacteria fossil meteorite Invention: Computer Technology military-industrial complex interlopers
artisan appropriation genocide heredity Hubble: Secrets from Space brachiopod The Clone Age cyanobacteria hot spots microfossils perseverance
enigma contagion patronage artificial selection nebula erosion clone DNA lava tubes oxidized transistor Free at Last Discover Magazine: Mummies
posterity exotic mutate cosmology limestone embryology greenhouse effect natural selection planet liaison civil rights excavate
feasibility icon Ancient Sky Watchers sociobiology spectrograph ethical hydrothermal niche stars microchip discrimination anatomical
mundane Anasazi genetic code phenomena Hidden Worlds genes mitochondria sea mounts semiconductor hate crime osteoporosis
Robbie the Robot transfusion archeoastronomer eugenics allergic reactions genetic engineering nucleus species The Space Shuttle galaxy martyr sepulcher
anthropomorphic summer solstice Life on Mars? allergen nucleus primordial astronaut digitized poll tax altiplano
humanoid Frankenstein: The Making of a Monster pictograph Discover Magazine: Hidden Worlds abstract aggressive sampling transgenics Iceberg! simulator segregation habitat
nano-robot anonymous winter solstice allergic reactions biogenic canopies Body By Design: Form and Function Bergie seltzer thrust Invention: Leonardo’s Legacy paleoecological
prosthetic benevolent allergen carbonates epiphytes Discover Magazine: Brainstormers chitin calved jettison Renaissance George Washington: The Unknown Years
prototype formidable Byzantium aggressive sampling galaxy seizure evolution enigmatic payload legacy edict Discovery Atlantis
obsession dome canopies mass spectrometer Iceberg! hemispherectomy keratin sea ice quarantine phenomenon skirmish Andean
Savage Sun poignant epic epiphytes meteorite Bergie seltzer neurons pigment thermohaline circulation bay artisan squire Bronze Age
aurora predatory exile microfossils calved manic-depressive illness species orbit enigma terrain cataclysm
electromagnetic progeny mosque Discover Magazine: Size and Scale oxidized enigmatic lithium carbonate vertebrate In the Company of Whales zero gravity posterity ultimatum excavation
fusion surreal relic lift planet sea ice neurologist baleen feasibility myth
nebula pectoralis muscles stars thermohaline circulation dyslexia Brain Power blubber Understanding: Extraterrestrials Harlem Diary Olmec
neutrino Freud's Interpretation of Dreams Cleopatra's Palace physiology nurture cerebellum callosities exobiologist Lost in Time sociology
plasma consciousness colonnade vortices On Jupiter Invention: Recycling electrocardiogram consciousness echolocation optical fiber longitude resilience Eisenhower and the Cold War
prominence ego GPS gravity comet biodegradable cortex migration radio astronomer chronometer chronicle nostalgic
radiation id hieroglyphics proportion Jovian environmentalism Discover Magazine: Hidden Worlds dexterity PCB's sentient biomechanists role model brinkmanship
latent jetty volume magnetic field landfill allergic reactions neuron red tides drafting sickle-cell anemia covert
Seeing the Light psychoanalysis keel conduits asteroids polyester allergen upwelling Understanding: Space Travel passive credentials summit
convergent REM radiocarbon dating ingenuity infrared recycle aggressive sampling Building a Baby weightlessness perspective military-industrial complex
diverge superego sonar astronomical unit (AU) spectrometer transgenics canopies cervix Invertebrates free fall Origins
reflection sphinx light year (ly) epiphytes contractions antibiotic parabola photoelectric How the West Was Lost Evolution's Next Step
retina Galileo’s Dialogue A Star is Born Nile: River of Gods fallopian tubes arachnid terminator cathode assimilated biosphere
heresy Discover Magazine: Mummies The Free Willy Story: Keiko's Journey Home supernova communal Discover Magazine: Invisible Enemies ovary compound eye speed of light pixel diplomacy cuneiform
Understanding: Bridges blasphemy excavate atrophy nebulae deity plague placenta immune biodome alkali reservation hominid
composite ecclesiastical anatomical dorsal fin corona floodplain antibiotic ultrasound polyp compromise Sioux hunter-gatherer
resonance doctrinal osteoporosis fjord cosmic rays primeval pneumococcus uterus tentacle unceded terraform
stay recant sepulcher immune system equilibrium subsistence bacteria turbulence Robbie the Robot ancestral rights
tension apocalyptic altiplano mammals prograde pneumococcus meningitis The Clone Age zooplankton anthropomorphic exploitation Expansion and Conquest
viaduct dogma habitat orca retrograde Raging Planet: Avalanche white blood cells clone humanoid oppressors anarchy
paleoecological pods greenhouse gas powder avalanche penicillin embryology Raging Planet: Tidal Wave nano-robot reservation allegiance
Understanding: Electricity Great Expectations vocalizations gas giant wet avalanche malaria ethical crest prosthetic emigration maneuver
voltage epic Discovery Atlantis slab avalanche Dengue fever genes fjord prototype Indian Removal Act strategist
current aristocracy Andean Galapagos: Beyond Darwin Stargazers cornice aegypties genetic engineering surge genocide tyranny
conductor parliament Bronze Age adaptation opposition pyroclastic flow larvae nucleus trough Science Mysteries relinquish
insulator recluse cataclysm archipelago observatory rock avalanche pupae transgenics tsunami controversial reservation Fall of an Empire
electromagnetism smitten excavation evolution interferometer rubidium forgery Lakota affront
magnetic field benefactor myth fossil redshift Raging Planet: Flood Coral Reefs The Ultimate Guide: Octopus titanium prospectors cult
amp Olmec hot spots blink comparator levee First Steps atoll camouflage cyclotron rations fester
direct current (DC) The Great Gatsby lava tubes monsoon adrenaline ecosystem cephalopod sanctuary hierarchy
alternating current (AC) disillusion Forbidden City natural selection Understanding: Extraterrestrials river basin larynx lagoon chromatophore subterranean JFK: A Portrait undermine
photovoltaic cells mesmerize barbarian niche exobiologist silt rooting larva tentacle carbonic acid thesis
sardonic dynasty sea mounts optical fiber waterlogged self-awareness mangrove variegated chert rearmament Flight Over the Equator
Understanding: Flight decadent kowtow species radio astronomer plankton Paleozoic perjury globalization
camber pastoral mandate submersible sentient Raging Planet: Hurricane Future Body The Ultimate Guide: Sharks constituent animism
aerobatics rendezvous protocol tropical depression augment Creatures of the Skies species See How They Run guerrilla archipelago
attitude distraught In the Company of Whales Understanding: The Universe eye biotechnology anatomist serrated tendon idealism conquistador
precision swindle Hatshepsut: The Queen Who Would Be King baleen Cepheid variables GOES cyborg arboreal adapt rehabilitate rhetoric amalgamate
stratosphere hieroglyphics blubber globular cluster storm surge enetic engineering endothermic dorsal fin ligament
Gulliver’s Travels confederation conservation light-year typhoon implant furcula pectoral fin biomechanics Lyndon B. Johnson: The 36th President Forbidden City
Understanding: Magnetism abstraction quarried echolocation red shift ornithologist inertia elocution barbarian
ore bizarre flaunt migration spectrum Raging Planet: Lightning Genetics plumage The Ultimate Guide: Whales parity dynasty
converge nepotism pacifist red tides convection current gene pterosaurs Cetacea Understanding: Bridges frantic kowtow
plasma perspective inscribe sheet lightning genetic sternum mammal composite assassinated mandate
charlatan satirist expedition The Insect World sprites homeosis vertebrates spermaceti resonance excise protocol
lexicon precinct angiosperm step leaders identical twins flukes stay languish
Heart of Darkness compound eye thunder genetic engineering Crocodiles blubber tension turbulent Harlem Diary
Understanding: Space Travel apocalypse The Mystery of Tutankhamen exoskeleton caiman baleen viaduct sociology
weightlessness colonialism heir insect Raging Planet: Tidal Wave Life Story cold-blooded shoal Normandy: The Great Crusade resilience
free fall novella ritual nectar crest bile gharial blowhole Understanding: Cities casualty chronicle
parabola primeval heretic pollen fjord cochlea periscope pod aqueduct draft role model
terminator shrine surge cyborg predator migrate infrastructure infamy sickle-cell anemia
speed of light Huck Finn tumultuous Invertebrates trough evolution Sobek satellite community liberation credentials
biodome aversion antibiotic tsunami hydrochloric acid Understanding: Oceans transformer onslaught perspective
cynicism Ramses the Great arachnid magnetic resonance Darwin's Origin of Species bioluminescence premeditated
Understanding: Time determinism pharaoh compound eye Raging Planet: Tornado naturalist Coriolis effect Understanding: Computing propaganda He Conquered Space
atomic clock dialect exodus immune Tornado Alley The Mystery of Twins evolution echolocation myriad jettison
cellular clock ingenious dynasty polyp supercell ultrasound natural selection tide analog Our Time in Hell: The Korean War legacy
metronome parable icon tentacle Doppler radar genes heredity wave hard drive puppet regime metallurgy
synchronization transformation propaganda turbulence wall cloud identical twins artificial selection wind floppy disk juggernaut propulsion
time dilation delta zooplankton telepathically mutate mouse amphibious landing thrust
time zone The Interpretation of Dreams archaeological Raging Planet: Volcano behaviorism sociobiology Water: To the Last Drop modem artillery
consciousness hieroglyphs Killer Bees composite volcano genetic code aquifer ubiquitous armistice The Holocaust: In Memory of Millions
Understanding: Uncertainty ego crossbreed pillow lava Raging Teens eugenics contaminate digital demilitarized zone cognizant
physics id The Real Cleopatra queen pyroclastic flow cartilage evaporate bit demoralize
Newton’s mechanical universe (Newtonian physics) latent consort drone tectonic plates estrogen Dogs irrigate input Profiles of Freedom fascism
quantum mechanics psychoanalysis femme fatale swarm tubes hormone breed percolate output enclave ghetto
reality REM linguist royal jelly maturity canine radiation CPU Establishment Clause Nazi
wave/particle theory superego dysfunctional Rocks metamorphosis domesticate reservoir RAM Miranda rights propaganda
interference inflation The Ultimate Guide: Bears erosion testosterone genetic disease toxin ROM Supreme Court
Le Morte d'Arthur: The Legend of the King prenuptial prehensile igneous inbreeding wetland BIOS totalitarianism Islands of Mystery
barbarian disembarked land bridge metamorphic The Real Bionic Man mutation myth
chivalry extinct sedimentary cyborg olfactory Understanding: Television The Promised Land: Any Place But Here artifacts
imperious Seven Wonders of the World: Simply the Best hibernate sedition microchip species fiber-optic migration ingenuity
legitimize catacomb adaptation laser bit plantation coercion
motif Hellenistic Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam in the World carbon fiber Evolution’s Next Step Intelligence Search Software sharecropper tyrants
scoundrel mausoleum The Ultimate Guide: Big Cats antiquities prosthesis biosphere vacuum tubes lynching scurvy
succor translucent evolution cataclysm actuators cuneiform prism demeanor interlopers
carnivore cofferdam hominid ray gun
Lord of the Flies Seven Wonders of the World: The Magic Metropolis temperate devastated The Science of HIV hunter-gatherer record head The Promised Land: Sweet Home Chicago Ivory Wars
apprehension archaeologist niche gorge HIV terraform segmentation sharecroppers ivory
depravity hieroglyphs feline lock virus analog mechanization hierarchy
epilepsy oracle vertebrae immune system Great Apes digital Delta poachers
irony gyroscope The Ultimate Guide to T-Rex AIDS DNA agent fraudulent matriarchal
profane Sneferu: King of the Pyramids canine teeth paleontologist retrovirus evolution exodus
prudent cartouche savannah fossilized physique prosperity Jerusalem: City of Heaven
redemption mastaba scavenger See How They Run primate migration Yahweh
sadist sarcophagus The Ultimate Guide: Birds of Prey tendon savanna ark
corbeled asymmetrical Understanding: Electricity rehabilitate syntax The Promised Land: We Stand at the Crossroads Zionism
Moby-Dick vizier binocular voltage ligament migration orthodox
allegory brooding current biomechanics Insect World de facto segregation Sabbath
idyllic diurnal conductor inertia angiosperm ghetto secular
nemesis nocturnal insulator compound eye carnage Messiah
premonition raptor electromagnetism Ultimate Athlete: Pushing the Limit exoskeleton enmity covenant
unprecedented magnetic field aesthetics insect microcosm sepulcher
The Ultimate Guide: Crocodiles amp sage nectar emancipation Golgotha
The Odyssey caiman direct current (DC) incomparable pollen unction
archetypal cold-blooded alternating current (AC) visualize The Reagan Legacy: Balancing Act archaeologist
primordial gharial photovoltaic cells Zen Invertebrates revenue pilgrims
template periscope solitary antibiotic deficit patriarch
wily predator Understanding: Magnetism arachnid inflation mosque
Sobek ore Understanding: Bacteria compound eye audit
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest converge mutate immune surpluses Last of the Czars: A Dynasty in Decline
combine The Ultimate Guide: Dogs plasma microorganism polyp expenditures assassination
existentialism breed charlatan pathogen tentacle bipartisan autocrat
lobotomy canine lexicon plasmid turbulence Bolshevik
psychotic domesticate enzyme zooplankton The Reagan Legacy: Star Wars Cossacks
schizophrenia genetic disease Understanding: Oceans culture medium detente czar or tsar
inbreeding bioluminescence microbiology Invisible Enemies deploy Duma
Plato’s Republic mutation Coriolis effect plague nuclear deterrent dynasty
allegory olfactory echolocation Understanding: The Power of Genes antibiotic impenetrable heir
censorship species tide clone larvae naive interloper
dialogue wave genetics pupae politburo propaganda
philosopher The Ultimate Guide: Elephants wind immortality rubidium capitalist
pragmatism evolve nucleus pneumococcus Last of the Czars: Revolution
republic gait Understanding: Volcanoes transgenic bacteria Rediscovering America: Buffalo Soldiers abdicate
utopia frequency plate tectonics pneumococcus meningitis folklore abyss
infrasound subduction Understanding: Viruses white blood cells precarious regime
The Prince wallow tephra adversary penicillin privation asylum
mercenary dilate fumarole virus malaria reconstruction autocracy
republic constrict ground deformation pandemic Dengue fever segregation coup d’etat
steadfast digestion pyroclastic flow vaccine aegypties debauchery
strategist microbes antibody Rediscovering America: Champions of the Land depose
totalitarians telescopic Understanding: Weather Life Story conservation monarchist
dexterous barometer bile environmentalism pariah
The Red Badge of Courage matriarch coronal mass ejection cochlea herbicide provisional government
aspiration global warming evolution pesticide
deprivation The Ultimate Guide: Great Apes high pressure system hydrochloric acid revolutionary Napoleon
heinous DNA low pressure magnetic resonance abdicate
immersed evolution supercell thunderstorm Rediscovering America: Klondike Fever armistice
infantry physique The Mountain Barrier permafrost artillery
legacy primate Water: To the Last Drop Arabian Peninsula prospecting coup
pivotal savanna aquifer ibex sourdoughs guillotine
reproach syntax contaminate juniper surveyor
evaporate rift tributaries Nile: River of Gods
The Scarlet Letter The Ultimate Guide: Octopus irrigate terrace communal
hypocrisy camouflage percolate undergrowth Rediscovering America: Railroads, Robbers, and Rebels deity
illegitimate cephalopod radiation capitalist floodplain
imp chromatophore reservoir Octopus depression primeval
retribution tentacle toxin camouflage holding company subsistence
scaffold variegated wetland cephalopod monopoly
chromatophore regulated Normandy: The Great Crusade
Sun Tzu's Art of War The Ultimate Guide: Sharks Wonders of Weather tentacle transcontinental allies
diplomacy species weather variegated draft
espionage serrated Fahrenheit Rediscovering America: The Alaska Highway GI
holistic adapt vortex Snakes craggy propaganda
philosophy dorsal fin sandstorm brill indigenous Nazi
totality pectoral fin supercell Jacobson’s organ ominous D-Day
Celsius nocturnal prospectors casualties
Walden The Ultimate Guide: Snakes jet stream pit organ
abolitionist brill trade winds sloughing Rediscovering America: The Frontier Our Time in Hell: The Korean War
transcendentalism Jacobson’s organ temperate venom frontier puppet regime
Oversoul nocturnal dew point imperial juggernaut
renaissance pit organ hurricane Understanding: The Power of Genes manifest destiny amphibious landing
imperialism sloughing storm surge clone technology artillery
venom funnel cloud genetics armistice
The War of the Worlds immortality Rediscovering America: The Real American Cowboy demilitarized zone
apex The Ultimate Guide: Whales Wrestling the Mississippi nucleus amalgam
genre Cetacea bayou transgenic etiquette Peter the Great
evolution mammal delta mythic decree
microorganisms spermaceti eon When Dinosaurs Ruled rodeo interrogation
putrefaction flukes hydrometeorology angiosperms ruffian regent
socialist blubber levee gymnosperm regime
baleen lock herbivore Rediscovering America: The Real Ben Franklin sacrilege
shoal sediment Jurassic apprentice serfs
blowhole Pangaea indentured
pod Yellowstone: Volcanic Legacy pistil proverb Prosperity and Decline
migrate caldera sauropods Loyalist assimilating
cyanobacteria tree ferns diplomat barbarians
When Dinosaurs Ruled ecosystem Triassic city-state
angiosperms geyser triceratops Rediscovering America: The Real Thomas Jefferson displacement
gymnosperm magma gentry Gauls
herbivore Yosemite: Diverse Habitats revolution
Jurassic Yosemite: Diverse Habitats biodiversity pamphleteer Rise to Power
Pangaea biodiversity ecosystem expansionist augur
pistil glaciation erosion chronicle
sauropods habitat glaciate Rediscovering America: The Salem Witch Trials dominion
tree ferns metamorphic rock habitat tolerance juggernaut
Triassic preservation sediment stereotype legion
triceratops sedimentation scapegoat
Seven Wonders of the World: Simply the Best
Wolves at Our Door The Revolutionary War catacomb
predator tyrannical Hellenistic
wolf pack stifle mausoleum
breeding season debt translucent
in heat boycott
alpha female allies Seven Wonders of the World: The Magic Metropolis
alpha pair chaos archaeologist
Saw Tooth pack siege hieroglyphs
hierarchy rebellion oracle
alpha redoubt
beta alliances Slave Ship
omega resolution commerce
Nez Perce equality mutiny
howl empire avaricious
outerguard hair immigration slaver
abolitionist
The Revolutionary War: Declarations of Independence & The Revolutionary War: Victory or Death commandeer
rebels
inventory Spirits of the Rainforest
coveted carnivore
reconciliation precarious
mercenaries predator
deploy regeneration
flotilla superbaiting
defection tapir
The Revolutionary War: Rebels and Redcoats & The Revolutionary War: An Army of Amateurs Struggles for Power
tax decadence
duties dynastic succession
seditious genocide
militia patronage
treason
minuteman Suleyman the Magnificent
debt accession
siege flogging
ragamuffin harem
loyalist janissary
redoubt paradox
rituals
The Revolutionary War: The Fortunes of War & The Revolutionary War: Winter at Valley Forge sultan
consternation vizier
entrenched
alliance Three Gorges: The Biggest Dam in the World
integrated antiquities
cataclysm
The Revolutionary War: The Price of Loyalty & The Revolutionary War: Dark Days cofferdam
commission devastated
profiteering gorge
tactician lock
treason
loyalists Travelers: Asia
cannonade cosmopolitan
column populous
regiment intrinsic
guerilla descended
banish
The Revolutionary War: The South Regained & The Revolutionary War: A Harvest of Victory backwater
mutiny secular
Continentals shield
loyalist spiritual
militia halberd
treason heritage
strategy hub
siege diverse
redoubt coveted
The Rosenberg File: Case Closed Travelers: North America
conspiracy matador
intelligence conquistador
fascism tomahawk
espionage chuck wagon
The Manhattan Project powwow
perjury pueblo
Iron Curtain kiva
socialism torero
picador
Slave Ship banderilleros
commerce boomtown
mutiny pelt
avaricious portage
slaver homesteaders
abolitionist rendezvous
commandeer
Travelers: South America
Travelers: North America Cuasimodo
matador Communion
conquistador huasos
torero motif
picador resurrection
banderilleros mestizo
boomtown purity
pelt steeped
portage witch doctor
homesteaders
rendezvous Understanding: Cities
tomahawk aqueduct
chuck wagon infrastructure
powwow satellite community
pueblo transformer
kiva
Yugoslavia: Death of a Nation
Watergate: Break-In communist
impeachment nationalism
plumbers ethnic
covert separatist
political intelligence treason
gemstone amendment
Wrestling the Mississippi
bayou
delta
eon
hydrometeorology
levee
lock
sediment
(such a small wordlist for us cerebral types, I know...)
the women are filling the grandstands; now it looks like I'll have to drag the cerebral guys under this bigtop and to the center ring with whip and chain... the show must go on, as they say...
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 21, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Thank you both for entering, your pieces show that there is still an extraordinarily extensive and broad gap between male and female emotions, so wide in fact that I do not see it being bridged in the foreseeable future, maybe in the next eon of earth's evolution... but then again maybe a few dongs to our foreheads with frying pans will act as a catalyst and hurry us up, don't know, I'll need a few volunteers to run experiments... in the meantime I see a bright future for heartache poets as hearts continue to forever miss in the night...!
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Great contest
Will be bookmarking this one, for sure, that is some inspirational word list you have provided!
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yes, nothing like a guy trying to express real love for the first time...!
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this is hysterical
Send me the guy that gets to the bottom of this word list
lol, yes I am married but do not think saying this will put my marriage into jeopardy for I do not think that guy exists [including hubby]
Good luck to all---remember guys, it is NOT the sixpack and flexing it

wishing you a very succesful contest and if I get the time I will be back to check what ya got re entries
xoxoxo
reenie
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I think I'll have to go out recruiting for this one ( and I DO have some guys in mind...
) lol
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yes, I see you better get to recruiting
. But at least you do have some in mind [more than I can say] recipient of this message excluded of course
. Have a great weekend my estranged brother <------would saying that I love you make up for my lack of communication?
But you know how life goes at times eh?
much love
xoxoxoxo
reenie
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OH MY ROTFLMAOOOOOOO....Gawwwwwd your silly. I went dizzy half way through the list
then i started up again and well lets say i'm still reeling over it. Great idea i wish you many entries hun.
Lordie Lordie.....what to expect.
Tory
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wow
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Only you Wayne only you

This one should be a trip
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Oh my,a contradiction in terms,a word bank for cerebral guy?Am sure I had a birthday at some point in this forever and day list lmao,reminds me of a couple of writes I have,one was love with the metaphor of computereze and the other with scientific metaphor re physics and chemistry for love,they both went down like lead balloons lol Good luck with this contest,it must have taken ages to prepare this!
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Men express love?
I do not know one real life man who can express love. The only men I know who express love are on this site and I if I ever met one in real life I bet he would clam up.
Men only like tools. I think a man might tell how he loves his drill or sander and do it very well.
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Hey! Hey! I heard that!
We like to build things - especially to tear them down again! Something about that power tool (Brimmmm, Brimmmm, revving up the drill)
Now that's power!
Tang

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Dear Son,
Mom will save her money so that you can receive the finest brain implant medicine offers. LMFAO
What makes you think anyone here besides YOU has time for this.
I am bookmarking simply because I adore you. Geesh! Do you have a job? 
Mom
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now know that, even though I rarely respond (being of that insensitive brute gender) words, thoughts, and emotions do carry within me, and your 'adore' has been one of them... well, I can only disappoint from here...! Yes, I have TWO jobs... (I think burn-out might be an issue every now and then!)
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lol... great job on this idea!!! Good luck on the judging though!! !I willl come back and check this one out later!!!
Hugs,
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I truly hope you get some entries that will be delightful for the females on this site. I will come back to see what you've gathered here.
Candice
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thanks, I may have to write an example piece to break the ice (getting guys to write about love is like leading them to the slaughter!)
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