This CONTEST # 21 IS ONLY OPEN FOR HUGH WYLES FAVORITES.
Seeing as though it’s my Birthday today 16th In Australia
I am going to be naughty and have a fun Contest.
I want poems that will make us laugh!
any form, rhyming or non rhyming just enter a poem
and join in the fun.
Subject is: "Do you wear knickers in Summer and, if so, WHY?"
OR
"Do you wear a Bra in Summer and, if so, WHY?"
It’ll be interesting to see Ima Q. Cumber's and Yemassee’s entries!
# This contest is NOT anonymous. Please sign your name at the end of each entry.
Contest will close on September 26th
# Rules:
1. The usual - no profanity or abuse.
2. No black backgrounds please,
3. 1 entry each allowed: No Pre-writes.
4. All entrants must vote for their pick of first,
second and third places (stating name of author)
within 48 hours after the closing date.
5. Officials may enter but cannot win.
For convenience, their entries are titled
"NON-ENTRY" and are not included in the voting.
Gold: 500 points
Silver: 150 points
Bronze: 100 Points
3 HM’S
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 28, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: What great fun I had for my Birthday with this Contest.
Every entry was absolutely marvelous, all worthy of a trophy.
I hope you all enjoyed writing about the unmentionables,
I know Hugh and I enjoyed reading the entries.
Now. For the winners.
GOLD. Hinemoa
SILVER. Am8ur
BRONZE. Sir Ima Cucumber
HM. Petratani
HM. Deecrepid
HM. Catz
CONGRATULATIONS Hinemoa! You will host Contest 22 to begin on
October 1st.
CONGRATULATIONS to all the winners and HM’s
You’re all winners to me.
Love Joan
Those who wear a bra in summer: Yes 5; No 4; Only in public 2; undecided 1.
Those who wear knickers in summer: Yes 3; No 5; in public 2; undecided 2.
The entrants who didn't indicate yes or no are classified as 'undecided'.
Thanks for a super, fun contest.
Love and hugs, XXX Huigh (R.)
Contest Winners
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by Hinemoa 41 lines, 14 comments, on Sep 18 10:48 PM 2007. In Adult Humour, Personal
Gold trophy winner
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In winter time I can’t stand the line• Commented on by judge. [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3424386, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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braless... to be or not to be• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [9]
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And I DON'T wear knickers - I prefer
me boxer shorts instead
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To ask such private questions is a bummer
but this is what I do not wear in Summer!.
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Going South's what it's all about,
(I'm somewhere in-between).• Commented on by judge. -
“Never go out without your undies, dear”
my Mum would always preach each day to me -• Commented on by judge. -
Well, I’m here to tell the truth at last.
You see, I don’t like pants and bra’s at all• Commented on by judge.
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I'm a favorite right?
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Sorry, No, Your name is not there, unless you've changed it recently.
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But I'm sure we really, really like Ameterasu Okami.
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Dear AmeterasuOkami
When you have passed your 16th birthday my dear, by all means, if you are still interested, apply to join my Favourites' Group.
If the standard of your poetry is high and you meet other conditions which apply to all my favourites, I promise at that time to give your application my very serious consideration.
Thankyou for your query. Keep writing.
Best wishes and love, Hugh Wyles.
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Happy birthday Joan!
If I get a funny idea (you know me) I'll be here.
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Thank you sweetpea. I had a great day.
Hope you can get your funny bone working.
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In my best high pitched scream, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
why a scream?...it's a long way to Australia.....
What? puppet master Mayne is a very normal and serious fellow. He never writes anything weird or embarrassing (when he reads it again a month later, lol.)
Just to get this straight, knickers are underwear right? I wear tightie whities btw...nope I never do write anything embarrassing.
Lets see, do I wear knickers in summer...oohh, I already have an idea!
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Yep, knickers are undies, I guess you could say tightie whities too!
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OHHH! And thankyou for the Birthday message Ima.
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Ooo-la-la, Joan... sounds like such a fun contest
And Happy Birthday... a little belated but just as sincere. I hope it was your best one yet
Dee
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Thanks Dee, I had a great Birthday. Yes, I hope we get heaps of entries.
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I have a poem for the contest, but now reading the description I realize my poem but is not funny, which I guess is sort of funny in contrast. Just one entry per author huh, so it has to be funny? What if it's pathetic? I mean, you'd laugh at something so bad that it was funny right?
I know, shut up and write something funny. Will try. -
Happy Birthday, Joan!
Though I'm a little late, hope it was great!
I used to love to run around topless and bottomless (but then, I was only three).
Since that time, there have been MANY changes
in me!
I will try to come up with an entry!
Love and Hugs,
Maureen
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Dearest Aunty Joan,
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! Oops! But I love you all the same, you know that. Bras and knickers. What are those? Victoria Secret make no money off me, I stand tall and never sit with out my legs crossed ahem!!!
Hugs and love,
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Okay... what happened to Grandpa'a magical underwear. I saw it earlier and came back to comment on it and it's gone. I tell ya, sometimes I just am not fast enough to keep up with Ima and Yem.
Dee
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Yeah Dee, he deleted it but I told IMA to put it back!!!
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Dear Bea,
Although your latest birthday now is past
I hope you have received my smart e-card
for, though it certainly won't be your last,
I find that choosing birthday cards is hard.
I really meant to send you one that's rude,
for you alone and no-one else to see,
a shocking snap of me completely nude
but Edna wouldn't take that one of me!
I had an old one taken by my Mum
while lying on a rug when I was two
exhibiting my perfect little bum
but Edna says I can't send it to you.
So, though my best laid plans have all been foiled,
I hope that, on your birthday, you were spoiled!
With love and hugs, XXX Hugh (R.)
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Dear Hugh,
My Birthday was fine thanks Hugh and the E card you sent was perfect. I loved it. Hmmm too bad Edna wouldn't take the picture of you, I could've written a poem and posted it on AP. But wait!! Kevin would've had it deleted FOR SURE! To obsene. No, on second thought, I'll keep it for myself. But thanks any way, the thought was there, and I don't blame Edna not wanted to have your private bits paraded on AP.
Love Bea.
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Congratulations to Hine, Til and Ima!
Three cheers for Petra, Terry and Dee!
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OHHH Golly Gosh! I came to Betty's place after we played Bingo and she let me check my AP site. What a doozy of a surprise I received. I WON GOLD! Thankyou very, very much I am soo excited I'm off home to tell Heath. That will get him excited. GOODY!
Congratulations to Am8ur and Sir Ima Cucumber and Petratani, Deecrepid and Catz.
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CONGRATULATIONS
to all the winners and Honorable Mentions! It was fun reading all the entries!
<3 Maureen
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