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By the hammer of Thor!!! I need to laugh!!!

Ok my AP familia - Since I don’t normally see any humorous poetry on this site.
I’m kinda down right now because someone thought I hurt them and I would never do that. So I’m stinging a little bit right now. Any who, I want to laugh. Out loud and spitting my drink on the desk or guy next to me. Or I want a satirical piece that makes me shake my head and say out loud, “ that was clever as hell.”

Here’s my rules:

1. I gives a damn, make it funny
2. No short stories
3. Make me see it, smell it taste it or what ever
4. Limericks, limericks, limericks
5. if other than Limericks, It has to be good
6. Slutty, funny
7. Ridiculous with no reason
8. Reality with absurdity,


So have at it. Here’s what a limerick is:

A Limerick is a rhymed humorous or nonsense poem of five lines which originated in Limerick, Ireland.
The Limerick has a set rhyme scheme of : a-a-b-b-a with a syllable structure of: 9-9-6-6-9.

The rhythm of the poem should go as follows:

Lines 1, 2, 5: weak, weak, STRONG, weak, weak, STRONG, weak, weak, STRONG, weak, weak
Lines 3, 4: weak, weak, STRONG, weak, weak, STRONG, weak, weak


Here’s two of mine:

http://allpoetry.com/poem/show/3402208

http://allpoetry.com/poem/3402192

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 19, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
  • Final notes:
    This was AWESOME!!! I love funny SHIza!! And this group broke me up so many times. Thanks to all and I hope to see you in the future. My humor is a little odd so always keep that in mind

    Yr AP buddy MyKey

Contest Winners

  1. Silver's Delight {HM, Gold}
    by sunny day 17 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 10 12:10 PM 2007. In Limerick Contest, Adult, Adult Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. And Laugh You Shall, (Limerick)
    by Tercil 8 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 13 4:17 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Oops... did it yet again! (Limerick)
    Britney Spears tried an MTV gig
    by MothandRust 14 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 14 3:02 AM 2007. In Humor, Humour
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. I'm stuck
    I'm fat and my name is Chuck, On one TV channel I'm stuck.
    by Bionic Poet 5 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 14 12:07 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Writer's block
    A poet who rhymes on AP
    Wanted poems to fill him with glee
    by cricketjeff 40 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 14 9:34 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Frenetic Fanny(Limerick)
    by Billbard 4 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 4 5:41 PM 2005. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • RatherImaginative silver member
    September 13, 2007
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    Bookmarked! I will be back!


  • LarryATilander
    September 13, 2007
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    I don't contest Limericks.

    There once was a human called My-Key
    Went out for a ride on a trikey
    Spun out on the grass
    And went teats over ass
    And My-Key sings choir now high key.


  • PerVirtuous
    September 17, 2007
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    Why not allow multiple entries? You'll get more laughs...


  • sunny day
    September 19, 2007
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    Mykey, Thank you very much for hosting and for that sparkling new gold trophy that is sitting atop the mantle on my home page. When I first saw the contest and heard limericks. My mind jumped right to a prewrite, I knew I had some funny ones in there and I'm very happy that I got you to laugh or should I say Silver got you laughing. My heartiest congratulations go out to everyone who participated in this and all should take a bow for their work. Love and God bless all of you, Joyce

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