This is my second contest. The rules are simple. I have been in a bad kind of mood here lately. Today is my birthday and my whole week has just basically sucked big time. I need a good laugh. So this is what I am asking, tell me about your worst embarrassment or something that made you feel bad at first but now it makes you laugh. Anything as long as it is funny. Here are the options and the rules.
OPTIONS:
1) Your most embarrassing moment
2) A funny poem
3) Just something to make me laugh
RULES:
1) Please no excessive cursing
2) PlEaSe NoNe Of ThIs it makes it hard to read.
3) Just about anything goes. Try to make me laugh.
Thanks ahead of time to everyone that enters and I wish you all good luck. The one that makes me laugh the most wins and I may add extra points depending on the poetry I get.
OPTIONS:
1) Your most embarrassing moment
2) A funny poem
3) Just something to make me laugh
RULES:
1) Please no excessive cursing
2) PlEaSe NoNe Of ThIs it makes it hard to read.
3) Just about anything goes. Try to make me laugh.
Thanks ahead of time to everyone that enters and I wish you all good luck. The one that makes me laugh the most wins and I may add extra points depending on the poetry I get.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 20, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 75, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Thanks to everyone who entered my contest some of these were just soooo funny. Thanks for making my week that much better. I wish that I had more prizes to give out but again thanks to everyone who entered and I will be having another contest very soon.
Contest Winners
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For I’m a happy chappy
I’m cheerful all the time• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 3319382, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Mary had a little crush but she would never say.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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I'm feeling so good cause I got something so neat,
right between the middle of my head and my feat,by SingLikeNo1sListenin 30 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 22 10:59 AM 2006. In Humor, Childrens, Lyrics
Honorable mention
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Her brother likes to comb his face, his mother doesn't care
As long as he shampoos it well, she says it shouldn't scare• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
duct tape, duck tape
that's right i'm really quacked• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] -
I wandered lonely in the crowd
That thronged the streets of Notting Hill• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 2869914, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Old pa he sits a scratchin`• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Life presents a dismal picture• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Entries [37]
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In the far Sahara desert
In the midst of golden sands• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
As I sit here in detention...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Down by the river~
skipping stones;• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
I fried up a platter of chicken, And served it fer supper last night.by Mark Spencer 33 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 6 6:06 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Word play is like foreplay
It just might not comeby Jfd 18 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 18 11:52 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by MJ Donnelly 26 lines, 32 comments, on Apr 14 3:22 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Young David Buckley waved goodbye to home;
His father shook his hand, his mother wept.by chugglepuff 14 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 24 7:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Walked in the rain on a sunny day
That was not bright but dull gray• Commented on by judge. -
A penguin in the artic swimming in the sea
He swam away from the others to be in solitaryby The Random Poet 24 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 8 8:14 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The world was filled with pain
to smile there was nothing to gain• Commented on by judge. -
I was nine / It was Easter / Should've seen this disastor / My finger got hurt you see / And then it was infected / Probabley from climbingby Beverlynohime 29 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 16 9:22 PM 2007. In Easter, Family, true, White Fence Farm, resturaunt, Personal, Life, Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I took myself out for holiday
Just to relax it and have a spot of fun• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
"Right boys, i'm ready!
Queue up one at a time,by Lady Ireland 3 lines, 9 comments, on Sep 6 10:22 PM 2007
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Mrs.Piggy asked Mr.Piggy how he got his money?
Mr.Piggy replied "none of your business honey"by TaylorGaylor 7 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 10 3:26 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
RASCAL HAS A ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET,
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY,by wings from god 28 6 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 7 4:21 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
broken bottles on the floor
all the lies from the night beforeby poetesswiththemost 33 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 22 10:14 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
How disgusted I was When I walked into the bathroom just becauseby Nelos 19 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 14 11:02 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Circadian cerebral rhythms Pound against shining appendagesby TeChNoWC 50 lines, 7 comments, on Sep 7 11:16 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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dont go driving
find a bed insteadby overdue criticism 64 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 18 4:28 PM 2007. In yeah....it really happened.• Commented on by judge. -
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A 'funny-poem',for,'The-Contest',"Dating Liar Men Who Break Our Hearts'. Hope this makes you feel better,AbusedFlower.Love,Your Friend,Shirley ann shaw-Raytown,by Shirley Shaw 32 lines, 6 comments, on May 27 9:37 PM 2006. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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While sitting alone here… I looked down at my shoes….by JOSHv3 43 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 28 9:37 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
May you have all the joys and happiness in the world..
Love and cheers, shuvi
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Hi lBEM *grn*
Love your contest.
Humour is very subjective, but I've added one that complements your work, and a 'silly' about an old fav TV show
Hope you enjoy. Good luck with the judging
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Thank you for the gold trophy and for hosting a very enjoyeable contest. I hope the entries brought you some smiles for your birthday and you're feeling a little better. Congratulations to the other winners and all the great entries. Take care and Have fun. Steve
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