This is my fifth contest on this site. I usually write really different contests and cool ones at that. So, this is what I want from you guys in this contest:
Option #1: SICK SHIT
Write the sickest Erotic poem you can musker, just no threesomes or anything stupid like that
Option #2: YOUR PROBLEMS
Write about your disablement/disease/problem, because I care and would like to read it
Option #3: SONG MOCKERY
Write a song mockery over a song (just no music I like being bashed, or DQ time)
Option #4: WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
Write a poem saying what you think about me
Option #5: FUNNY
Write the funniest poem you can think up
Option #6: WORDBANK (use at least twenty words)
Weirdo
Climbing
Walls
Halls
Calls
Bimbo
Winner
Ruler
Lick
Smack
Lips
Stuck
Smile
Cigarette
Strange
Awesome
Grinding
Push
Hillbilly
Cityslicker
Genius
Dumbass
Interesting
Lousy
Tight
Lazy
Crooked
Bleeding
Cut
Honey
Slip
Liquor
Beer
Wow
Gothic
Net Stockings
Black Lipstick
Boring
Highlights
Kill
Trigger
Dead
Bloody
Used
Abused
Naked
Option #7: SUICIDAL POEM
Write something that is suicidal but has good reasons
Option #8: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Wish me a happy birthday since it's coming up this month! 17!!!
Option #9: STUCK KISS
Write about being stuck to your kissing partner, literally
Option #10: STRANGLE
Write me a poem about being strangled, but fighting back to murder the person who strangled you
Option #11: HANNAH MONTANA
Write me a funny, at least 20 line story about the show "Hannah Montana". You can make it a character dedication or for the entire show.
Option #12: WRITE ABOUT A CRUSH
A celebrity you have a crush on. Write a poem on that celebrity. Nothing on Paris, Britney or Nicole. Sorry.
Option #13: R. L. STINE
Make the author who wrote so many amazing books proud...you can make it any rating, but make sure it's like his.
Option #14: HARRY POTTER
Make something on a character in the Harry Potter books and/or the entire franchise named "Harry Potter".
Option #15: H. G. WELLS
He was such a fine author and intelligent man, so make him proud with something resembling his writing.
Option #16: A DEDICATION
Write a dedication to any band that is on my author page, with the inclusions of The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys and any other classical rock band.
Option #17: TELL ME
I have a list of girls I have crushes on in my author page. So, make me see why you think I have crushes on them.
Option #18: RAP ME UP
I don't like much rap, but I do like the meaningful rap songs. So, make a poem that resembles one of these meaningful rap songs.
I might be adding more options to this contest, so check back soon. I just wanted something to start it off.
I will most definitely be adding more points and prizes, especially if more people enter.
Option #1: SICK SHIT
Write the sickest Erotic poem you can musker, just no threesomes or anything stupid like that
Option #2: YOUR PROBLEMS
Write about your disablement/disease/problem, because I care and would like to read it
Option #3: SONG MOCKERY
Write a song mockery over a song (just no music I like being bashed, or DQ time)
Option #4: WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME
Write a poem saying what you think about me
Option #5: FUNNY
Write the funniest poem you can think up
Option #6: WORDBANK (use at least twenty words)
Weirdo
Climbing
Walls
Halls
Calls
Bimbo
Winner
Ruler
Lick
Smack
Lips
Stuck
Smile
Cigarette
Strange
Awesome
Grinding
Push
Hillbilly
Cityslicker
Genius
Dumbass
Interesting
Lousy
Tight
Lazy
Crooked
Bleeding
Cut
Honey
Slip
Liquor
Beer
Wow
Gothic
Net Stockings
Black Lipstick
Boring
Highlights
Kill
Trigger
Dead
Bloody
Used
Abused
Naked
Option #7: SUICIDAL POEM
Write something that is suicidal but has good reasons
Option #8: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Wish me a happy birthday since it's coming up this month! 17!!!
Option #9: STUCK KISS
Write about being stuck to your kissing partner, literally
Option #10: STRANGLE
Write me a poem about being strangled, but fighting back to murder the person who strangled you
Option #11: HANNAH MONTANA
Write me a funny, at least 20 line story about the show "Hannah Montana". You can make it a character dedication or for the entire show.
Option #12: WRITE ABOUT A CRUSH
A celebrity you have a crush on. Write a poem on that celebrity. Nothing on Paris, Britney or Nicole. Sorry.
Option #13: R. L. STINE
Make the author who wrote so many amazing books proud...you can make it any rating, but make sure it's like his.
Option #14: HARRY POTTER
Make something on a character in the Harry Potter books and/or the entire franchise named "Harry Potter".
Option #15: H. G. WELLS
He was such a fine author and intelligent man, so make him proud with something resembling his writing.
Option #16: A DEDICATION
Write a dedication to any band that is on my author page, with the inclusions of The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys and any other classical rock band.
Option #17: TELL ME
I have a list of girls I have crushes on in my author page. So, make me see why you think I have crushes on them.
Option #18: RAP ME UP
I don't like much rap, but I do like the meaningful rap songs. So, make a poem that resembles one of these meaningful rap songs.
I might be adding more options to this contest, so check back soon. I just wanted something to start it off.
I will most definitely be adding more points and prizes, especially if more people enter.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 25, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 300, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Congrats to all who won trophies! I enjoyed all of the entries (trophy or no trophy), though. I just picked the ones I picked cause I just enjoyed them more.
May you all enter my next contests in the future! NEAR FUTURE!
Contest Winners
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You walked me home at the end of the night,
No streetlamps, the moon our only light.by Miss Insolence 18 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 4 6:20 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Other
Bronze trophy winner
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Walls closing in on her She’s aloneby Lady Australis 36 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 4 3:19 AM 2007. In Suicide, Contest
Honorable mention
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I'm the vase in the corner, a dusted over relic in your life.by Yours-To-Have 50 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 5 6:30 PM 2007• Viewed by judge.
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Nothing last forever.by DarkestAngel68 20 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 27 7:34 PM 2007. In Pain• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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You flaunt your smug opinion
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trying to fix my broken heart,
as the tears fall faster still.by Paulies Cracker 23 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 2 11:18 AM 2007. In Angst, Sad, Pain, Depression, Sadness, Lost love, Depressed, Emo, Teen issues• Viewed by judge. Prewrite -
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I'm so fucking sick
Of all of your liesby luna-midnight 51 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 13 7:29 PM 2007. In Me• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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i think ill try

tho ill really suck
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I can't wait for your entry, too, Ms. Destiny. I know it'll be DA BOMB!!!
Maybe you can enter two!!! Ha, ha.
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I feel special!!! Ima helper judge yayy!! -
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Yeah, well, this is a contest where you can pick out finalists, but I finish it... but yes, that is kind of special, to co-judge a contest.
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"Option #1: SICK SHIT
Write the sickest Erotic poem you can muster, just no threesomes or anything stupid like that"
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However sick you please, but nothing stupid (like the option says), like threesomes...
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AAAGGGHHH! Sorry Nathaniel, I can't think of anything! That sucks...well, before it ends I'll try again. -
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I will be looking forward to your entry, Hannah!
I'm sure it will be the bomb...whatever it is, unless you hold back your emotions and what-not, if you know what that means? Which I'm sure someone as bright as you would understand easily...
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