I need some poems that will make me laugh. I am suffering from some kind of cold or it may even be hay fever but I feel like total crap. So just write me something funny to get me into a better mood.
RULES:
1. NO adult themes or erotica
2. NO cussing
3. ONLY one entry per person
Prizes:
I only have enough points for first place.
Have fun!!! I will read all entries and judge fairly.
RULES:
1. NO adult themes or erotica
2. NO cussing
3. ONLY one entry per person
Prizes:
I only have enough points for first place.
Have fun!!! I will read all entries and judge fairly.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 8, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 75, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: All the poems were absolutely funny. I wish I could give all of you points and a trophy. But I did not have enough points. You are all winners in my eyes. Keep on writing poetry and never give up trying to win a contest! Thanks for entering!
Contest Winners
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The clock cuckoos, I’m late for class
its minutes fly, think I lost my mind• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 3383620, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Dearly Beloved; and you too Earl,
We have all gathered here together,• Commented on by judge. [remove] -
I Grated Cheese in Harmony in my kitchen last night.by IdTakeABulletForYou 19 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 2 5:40 PM 2007. In Humor, Contest
Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
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Come with me, I'll take youby islekine 37 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 2 3:52 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Aww, I'm sorry your feeling bad. I do hope you feel better soon. If it's a severe cold, Theraflu is excellent! Knocks mine before it starts.
You're very brave to hold a contest when you're not feeling well. I'm not banking on my recent sense of humor, but I'll see what I can do. Here.
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Hope you feel all better..Colds are never pleasant!Bookmarked! Would have written one now, but not feeling well myself!
Get well soon!
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Hope you feel all better..Colds are never pleasant!Bookmarked! Would have written one now, but not feeling well myself!
Get well soon!
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Didn't notice that there was a wedding above....mine but this one will be distinctly different!
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Thank you for the bronze and points!
You made me smile with your happy comment on my poem and made me smile even bigger when I saw I had won a trophy! 
My best hugs to all who wrote poems for this very funny contest!
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Thanks so much for the Gold!
Dear Travelin...Stunned beyond belief....If my sister knew....that her wedding made a gold trophy....It's my secret! Thanks so much!
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