My AP sister, the-gifted, and I are looking for the best poem involving Dark, Humor and Romance. I don't care how long it is, but you have to make it good, and dark, romantic and funny.
Rules
1. No bashing
2. No sticky caps (don't want them)
3. Erotica is fine, but keep it to a minimum
4. Cussing is fine, but don't go crazy
Options
Option 1: Weird Words/Phrases (use one of these as a title)
1. Yepperzz
2. Duh-Duh situation
3. Yippity dippity
4. Huh Whoa No
5. Nosay to There
Option 2: Quotes from the-gift (still dark, humor, romance)
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3314046
Option 3: Describe eating a particular food (still dark, humor, romance, as well) (make sure to title the poem after the food)
Rules
1. No bashing
2. No sticky caps (don't want them)
3. Erotica is fine, but keep it to a minimum
4. Cussing is fine, but don't go crazy
Options
Option 1: Weird Words/Phrases (use one of these as a title)
1. Yepperzz
2. Duh-Duh situation
3. Yippity dippity
4. Huh Whoa No
5. Nosay to There
Option 2: Quotes from the-gift (still dark, humor, romance)
http://allpoetry.com/poem/3314046
Option 3: Describe eating a particular food (still dark, humor, romance, as well) (make sure to title the poem after the food)
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 7, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 500, Silver: 300, Bronze: 200, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: I think you all did a great job and it was really hard to pick who won prizes/trophies in this contest...but this was my final picks. You all did amazing but I only gave 6 authors a trophy.
To the ones who got gold, silver and bronze: I hope you enter some more of my contests...because I love to read great poetry!
Contest Winners
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Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [14]
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I was howling at the moon
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I slept as you stumbled in the dark, / searching for me, / and eventually settled for what was available. / I've never felt so unwanted, / so much like a consolation prize. / Forgetfullness was part of this, / thaby Amanda1 18 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 20 3:18 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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[ the problem with always being a conformist is that when you're trying to change the system from thby brilliantsymphony 9 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 3 5:11 PM 2007. In other, Thoughts, Adult, Contest, Society, Personal• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Burning roses on my stove
throwing in the candy to the brew• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Yesterday......
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SO EVERYONE THAT ENTERS KNOWS:
You HAVE to post a poem that is all three of Dark, Humor AND Romance!
I just thought I'd let you know, so you won't post anything that is going to be disqualified.
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