Bee EYE eN Gee Ooooh!
Ok so heres the deal, take a nurser rhyme/children's song and f^(% it up! The more messed up the better but it must still resemble the original concept.
EX:
It's raining it's pouring the old man's not snoring,
he bumped his head and went to bed and didn't get up in the morning.
He's bleeding, he's bleeding, yes he was bleeding,
his brain was bleeding while his was sleeping and when he was found they were mourning.
The stench, the stench, it was worse than a wicked whench,
they did not find him 'till decomposed and man did it stink.
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man's not snoring,
he's in his bed, he was dead and found composted in his bed.
So ya thats the basic idea!
Rules:
1) No abuse, dead is fine, murder is fine but no abuse. I don't want old Mrs. Hubbard being beaten by her husband!
2) Swearing is permited but it must be for a reason, no random swear words just thrown in. If you can pull it off go for it.
3) Put the nursery rhyme/ children's song that you worked off originally in your authors notes.
4) Be creative. I don't want the same thing a million times. If there are other entries when you decide to enter this contest I suggest you read them so you can narrow down the categories and you can work off a fresh topic.
5) There is no minimum for pieces but do not exceed 60 lines.
6) Don't forget to feed your fish the cat. Have fun with this.
Ok so heres the deal, take a nurser rhyme/children's song and f^(% it up! The more messed up the better but it must still resemble the original concept.
EX:
It's raining it's pouring the old man's not snoring,
he bumped his head and went to bed and didn't get up in the morning.
He's bleeding, he's bleeding, yes he was bleeding,
his brain was bleeding while his was sleeping and when he was found they were mourning.
The stench, the stench, it was worse than a wicked whench,
they did not find him 'till decomposed and man did it stink.
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man's not snoring,
he's in his bed, he was dead and found composted in his bed.
So ya thats the basic idea!
Rules:
1) No abuse, dead is fine, murder is fine but no abuse. I don't want old Mrs. Hubbard being beaten by her husband!
2) Swearing is permited but it must be for a reason, no random swear words just thrown in. If you can pull it off go for it.
3) Put the nursery rhyme/ children's song that you worked off originally in your authors notes.
4) Be creative. I don't want the same thing a million times. If there are other entries when you decide to enter this contest I suggest you read them so you can narrow down the categories and you can work off a fresh topic.
5) There is no minimum for pieces but do not exceed 60 lines.
6) Don't forget to feed your fish the cat. Have fun with this.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 21, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: I am ending my contest a few days early due to lack of new entries. You all gave me very interesting and creative entries and I loved them all. I am sorry that I coud not give you all awards and points. Thank you all for entering my contest.
On a different note I still have another contest running and I encourage you all to enter it. It requires alot of creativity but after seeing your work here I believe you would all create very imaginative entries. The link is below, please enter and encourage other to do the same. http://allpoetry.com/contest/2363814
Again thanks for entering my contest!
Contest Winners
-
Mistress Mary, quite contrary How does your garden grow?• Commented on by judge. [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 3028016, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
-
by TheStupidLamb 24 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 12 5:14 PM 2007. In Nursery Rhyme, dirty pretty, twisted
Honorable mention
• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [7]
1 - 7 of 7
-
by Rainy Days 3 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 12 1:05 AM 2007. In Humor, Messed up nursery rhymes, Death• Commented on by judge.
-
Rub-A-Dub Dub
mommy why are 3 men in a tub?by edit my world. 24 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 12 11:06 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
Add a comment
Comments
-
nice feet
-
lol
-
HAHA!!! Love this idea for a contest!
Adding your comment:
