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~Shining Underwear~

YES! And who would have guessed?! This is a contest for poems about UNDERWEAR!



Contest:


Victoria has a secret.
You may blink and stare!
Victoria's best-kept secret
is her lovely underwear!



Why just stop at talk
I know your peek alot
Try to hide, but I know you care
So tell me bout some Underwear


Write poems about underwear! Make them funny!
Right now i can't imagine any real serious poems about underwear... (Ye right) ah? oh right.. i'll get to the 'no erotica' in just a sec.


Suggested inspiration:

Briefs
whitey-tighties
thongs
lacy panties
girdles
bras
long-johns
military underwear

But don't let me choke your inspiration. if you were going to talk about one that you and your sweet made (HOME MADE SPECIAL) then go right ahead.

So i want you to wake up that genius head of yours and pull out lots of creativity, humor, and with that i know is just stored up in there.

*Categories*
Humor
Personal
FANTASY

*No no s *
profanity
swearing
erotica
sticky caps
and if you write about your 6th grade teacher's old lady underwear... try not to go THHHAAAAAATTT deep ks? we don't want to be disgusted in that way.
you get the point. lets talk about the underwear not what's inside them. (Or sticking out.. etc. that kind of grossness)

*Prizes *
Coveted gold trophy and 300 points
Glistening silver trophy and 100 points
Gleaming bronze trophy and 50 points



alrighty then. i see your brains over loading with ideas so i won't stand in your way.
i'll answer any questions you have in the comments box at the bottom.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 20, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    thank you so much for the interesting thoughts and views, as well as hilarious experiences, of you and yours. your underwear that is. hope most of you can come and join in again.


    congratulations to the winers and the runner ups. all the finalists were AMAZING!

Contest Winners

  1. Read between the lines
    by getsbetter 29 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 12 10:19 AM 2007
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Push-up Bra Pledge
    I pledge allegiance to the push-up bra
    you make breasts perky, and without flaw
    by sherbear 14 lines, 4 comments, on Sep 13 8:07 PM 2007. In humor, underwear
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3359340, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3403002, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  5. Sexy Scooby
    He’s gotten a little clothing moody. I’ll get something new for that cute booty.
    by A Lonely Soul 21 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 30 8:08 PM 2007. In Love, Other, Personal, Thoughts
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. Home Ec Underwear
    It was last semester, to be exact, / when I took home ec class. / I learned how to cook. / I learned how to bake. / So many fun things / I learned how to make. / But then it was time
    by April Storm 56 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 30 8:19 PM 2007. In humor, contest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3253112, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  8. Britney Spears(Clerihew)
    When brisk wind blows at Britney Spears / One can see her front and rear / For her apparel is quite scanty / With nary a thong or panty.
    by Billbard 3 lines, 4 comments, on Jul 30 8:13 PM 2007. In Humor.
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Men In Thongs
    My grandpa had a wedgy It was so easy to tell
    by bruntbeauty 28 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 2 12:51 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3261934, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  11. Advertising Rules
    by quantumsurveyor 6 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 30 3:03 AM 2007. In Contest, Adult, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  12. Super Hero
    With my trusty cape, I'll fly from room to room.
    by faded dreams 18 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 30 10:02 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  13. Creature in Shining Underwear
    i wait for that creature in shining underwear
    by dewfall 55 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 30 10:38 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  14. Life of a Panty
    Life of a panty, is so not dandy. / Imagine you get to be the first to smell all my farts. / Your the one who gets to soak up the leaky discharge. / It would be you who I bleed on when I soak through. / Yup, its the
    by kadmire 13 lines, 10 comments, on Jul 30 11:33 PM 2007. In Weird, Contest
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Matt Holck
    July 30, 2007
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    victor has no secrets
    it's padding


  • rainyday woman silver member
    July 30, 2007
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    This contest reminds me of Latin class in high school, where I learned the hard way that teachers don't always have a since of humor.


    ...ubi oh ubi est meus sub ubi~~J.Christ
    loosly translated to
    ...where oh where are my underwear

    Cheryl


  • LadyOfFate
    July 30, 2007
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    you know some guys acutally work at victoria secret. How horrid is that? I mean No offense, but if it is a store selling women's clothing only, I wouldn't want men in there. they would be too busy trying to peek at women in the dressing room or they would be feeling up the bras(thinks this way cause this is what all the guys she know do when in the women's section)


  • Florida Sunshine
    July 31, 2007
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    Oh, this is too~ funny of a contest~ I gotta work tomorrow ~ so I have to go to bed... ~ I will book mark it ~ I'm sure I'll get in!


  • Florida Sunshine
    July 31, 2007
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    Oh and fix it so more than 20 people can get in~ I don't wanna miss out~ cause people reserve spots.


  • ScarletO gold member
    July 31, 2007
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  • sandgoddess
    August 4, 2007
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    How can you ban erotica and at the same time upload a tasteless pic undoubtedly erotic which in essence degrades and offend women????????

    good luck with this contest. The subject is legitimate - the pic is not!

    rachel

    • Teddibly Abnormal
      August 5, 2007
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      i'm sorry. i didn't know it would, or mean to offend

      all i saw in the picture was summer, fun, cute, and it features different styles of underwear. plus, the pose done is dressing-doll style... i wouldn't say tasteless! i DID want fun, and i did want it to be about underwear. now, if the whole world was lesbians, i would reason with the fact that the picture is ENTIRELY erotic. besides, try finding another picture of underwear of a doll... that is fully clothed.

      i have full faith in all poets, that they are up to the challenge and have enough self control to not write a erotic piece. and i also have faith in all the ladies, that they don't all think and be offended that if a contest isn't about sex, butts shouldn't show.
      and if i help inspire a poet to win a erotic contest after writing a plain humor poem, all the better.

      the only reason i banned erotica was cause i know of a few fun poets that are under the erotic age.

      i hope you join in.

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