Fill in the blank and rewrite the Ten Commandments...
Make it silly, ridiculous, outrageous *grin*
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Note : I will read and comment on the entries on the 19th and hopefully judge it soon afterwards with leo's input as well.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 18, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: thank you all for tickling my funny bone, a great escape and distraction for me
Loved them all! A big fat thank you to Leo for all his help..we actually chose the same favourites.
Contest Winners
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If God were a woman / it'd be a whole different show / the rules to begin with / wouldn't be set in stone. / The first thing that would cha• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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by Balldinger 27 lines, 17 comments, on Jul 10 1:26 PM 2007. In Abstract Conceptual Spiritualism
Honorable mention
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If God Were a Chipmunk there’d be no more NOTs / just cheeks huge and paunchy from gathering GOTs. / ‘Shells’ will be plenty; piled up to tby oneluckygirl 33 lines, 14 comments, on Jul 16 6:56 AM 2007. In Humor, Spiritual, Nature Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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If God were a smoker, I have to warn ya, / He wouldn't be seen in California. / And in the Bible Belt they say / He wouldn't be seen there anyway. / Virginia is the place He'd be, / where He could smoke His head off• Commented on by judge.
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I. Come to me children of all geeky creeds. / II. And worship not me but tend to your needs. / III. Read all the comics wich I have suplied. / IV. And dress up as heros or villins-abide! / V. Pray to the holy land-tha• Commented on by judge.
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I am bookmarking this one, I have started one along these lines, will have to try to finish it for you.
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Good to see ur contests back dearie..
Even if am not able to write for this one.. will sure be back to check on the entries and have some fun 
How have u been?
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Bookmarking another of your great contest ideas!
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lol you dont know what youve done on this idea towards me
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IF GOD WERE A MUPPET
Let Crazy Harry now explain,
You must not take his name in vain
Janice wails out heav'nly blues
"No false idols, don't confuse"
Miss Piggy's dog, the cute Foo-Foo
Said adultery, you must not do
Don't bear false witness, says big bird
For such a thing would be absurd
Thou must not steal says J.P.Gross
For Animal becomes morose
And If you don't want Sweetums' strife
Then covet not thy neighbours wife
Thy neighbours house should be left too
Says Fozzy bear and Annie Sue
Keep the Sabbath, Keep it pure
For Dr Bob will not endure
And if you kill, then god help you
Says Swedish Chef G'dish, G'doo
Honour Mam and honour Dad
Or Sam the eagle will get mad
There are no gods to praise but me!
I'm Kermit…….. the green deity
Not good enough to post..... but a great 'fun' contest. Thanks for the inspiration
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You cwazy nut
Holy frogger would bless you
no transgression too big
But be banished to hell
should you covet his pig
Hey you should have entered that,
I loved it!
galfalfa
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