Alright. Here's the deal. Last time I had a contest like this, I wanted your best pre-writes. Now I'm going for the worst. Make me hate the poem and think you're the suckiest poet out there. I'm not looking for a bunch of profanity, just all that stuff that I hate. Or that most poets will hate. I do have a co-judge for this contest.
NO ADULT/EROTICA! not this time, sorry.
I DON'T WANT CUSSING EITHER!
NO DIRTY PRETTY CRAP.
CHAT SPEAK IS ALLOWED, BUT I'D RATHER IT WASN'T HERE.
NO STICKY CAPS (ThIs iN oTHEr wOrDs)
MUST BE A POEM... NOT PROSE.
MAKE ME THINK YOU SUCK!
Anyway, I think that's all the rules needed. Ta ta for now, fools.
IF IT IS NOT A PRE-WRITE, YOU WILL BE DQ'D.
ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON.
NO ADULT/EROTICA! not this time, sorry.
I DON'T WANT CUSSING EITHER!
NO DIRTY PRETTY CRAP.
CHAT SPEAK IS ALLOWED, BUT I'D RATHER IT WASN'T HERE.
NO STICKY CAPS (ThIs iN oTHEr wOrDs)
MUST BE A POEM... NOT PROSE.
MAKE ME THINK YOU SUCK!
Anyway, I think that's all the rules needed. Ta ta for now, fools.
IF IT IS NOT A PRE-WRITE, YOU WILL BE DQ'D.
ONLY ONE ENTRY PER PERSON.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 23, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 350
- Final notes: Alright. You poets don't seem to understand what crappy is but I'm glad for that. The poet that won definitely understood what I meant. Thanks for the sucky poems, and I hope my comments helped a little bit.
~zhanis wolf
Contest Winners
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Oh! What a crime / is that a dog / Covered in slime / Maybe it's just grime / that will not do / It needs a change of clime / Now look i fo• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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How Idiotic. But I Still have to Listen to You (I know really long title) (oh crap i just made it loHey I live in America! / America rocks! / I'm a guy / I'm 30 / everyone loves me! / No not 9 / 11 / Let's go invade Iraq! / Damn Iraqis acting all innocent, / they've gotta be up to something. / And there areby A Leper Messiah 12 lines, 50 comments, on Jun 6 8:21 PM 2007. In Humor, Politics
Silver trophy winner
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By Philo Milo Buttercream
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paint my sky mellow ,yellow againby poetic-enigma21 7 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 17 11:46 PM 2006. In Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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I have a pet staffy
That’s really quite daffy• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.by Lady Altheia 6 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 10 3:34 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Nothing unnatural or nasty with the anatomy now• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Fun / Cool Hot / Running, playing, swimming / Terrific fun is everywhere / Biking, Gaming, Jumping / Super Great / Mirth• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Lady Nightshade 44 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 18 7:25 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Title is inspired from Rammstein's "Feuer und wasser"...the lines aren't, though. Will I ever stop arguing, you may ask...• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I want to know
To be sureby Genuine Solitaire 27 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 8 1:01 PM 2006. In Love• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Walking corpses blaze the trail / dull eyes, they simply wait. / To crush, to kill, a pain drawn to thrill / To live is not to be. / The colder damp and dusky cries / Beckon us within / To drench us in our bl• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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and me and me and me too...
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Nacho, mozzerella
Monterey Jackby Corinthians13-4 10 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 11 3:45 PM 2007. In cheese!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
a saltwater tear
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this kinda sux but ok....by WhenWillsCollide 9 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 7 1:42 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There are tire tracks in my underwear / I smell like crap and I don't care / Soiled drawers I do prefer / I always cause quite a stir / Chunks of fudgy brownie bites / I pull off and eat on site / Always fuby Platinum Whispers 14 lines, 4 comments, on May 14 5:06 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There I sat, broken-hearted, / pissed you off, then departed. / I’m glad you didn’t say “good-bye” / because I really don’t want to sever this tie. / But I do want to head back in an old direction,• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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outside Rain falls / he lands in sheets / shattering against the rooftops / spraying mist into the air / he leaves a heavy fog / rising / this mist is heavy / choking to inhale / he thuby Jiyo 62 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 6 1:35 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I see her, / Sitting there, / Alone at the end of the bar, / Sipping her skotch on the rocks, / The smoke adding an aura, / One of mystery, / Intrigue. / I see her, / Brooding, / Waiting for the rightby Cool.Indifference 27 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 26 2:21 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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this is changin loveby ExpectingMommy18 16 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 17 8:46 AM 2005. In Love• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Stubborn and mean, its / Hateful evil eyes gleam, with / knocking it rider off / This half horse seems mean / In its stubbornly set ways, Aby Dark Whispers 6 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 18 10:36 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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i sit in a dark corner alone
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Tiny rain drops falling from my eyes.
Thoughts of me and you run through my mind.by Wearychild 19 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 19 6:43 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Backwards, / Your falling, / Off a cliff. / The wind rushes past you, / Just a couple more moments, / Until you hit the water. / Your long black skirt ruffles, / Your long black hair goes wild, / Youby Midnite Writer 26 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 27 3:58 PM 2007. In Dark• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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i was just walking down the road
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Floating / I linger / In mid air / I love the feeling / I may never come back down / It's as time has completely stopped / There's blue watby Poetdontknowit 22 lines, 22 comments, on May 16 10:02 AM 2007. In Life• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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C-lass room at one / L-ove at first sight / I knew that he knew / C-rystal was my name / H-e walked over / E-nded up kissing me somehow / D-etention for us both / L-ooking at each other / O-bviously thinkby The Reapers Angel 11 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 8 7:17 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Greetings to everyone and let me introduce myself.
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Sketch my name in the stone
which sits upon my graveby My Darkness 19 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 28 12:49 PM 2004. In Personal• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
You were there / I could see you...touch you...feel you... / I was happy. / Darkness came...swallowed everything... / I couldn't climb out!by Saphiria 20 lines, 11 comments, on May 14 7:44 PM 2007. In i don't know...(yes that is a feeling), Thoughts, Hope, Love, Sad, Personal, Pain• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Think of it as the way you would speak of the person who saved you.by Lord Darius Avalion 35 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 31 11:36 PM 2007. In Love, Spiritual, Hope, Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Sure, I admit, I killed Americans right to left
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You left me in a jagd place,
no were to run or hide.by Yours-To-Have 13 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 18 11:07 AM 2007. In Other• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
10 lines with 6 words each= 60 wordsby Kaleidoscopeyes 9 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 29 5:24 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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its your almost basic plot line
girl likes boyby Pixie Girl 9 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 10 8:02 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
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The clock continues to spin
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