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A CONTEST for odd people - do it now.


One hundred (100) people have put me on their block list! I love that! I have 0 people on mine, mainly because I am charming and unprejudiced.

Please write me just a few lines to say how lovely I am. If you have blocked me, please enter so I may have the pleasure of deleting your entry.

If I have no interesting entries by the time my current alcoholic intake wears off, I might just delete this. But if there's a goody entered by then, it wins!


Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 22, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    I was touched by the loveliness of so many entries. God (whoever she is) bless some of you.

Contest Winners

  1. On humid days on the island, / just as the blinding orb / meanders above my dusty window sill, / I take my used sanitary pad, / beckon the
    by Avatar of Innocence 12 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 19 8:31 PM 2007
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. How can those people block / Someone so sweet as you? / It's such a lot of cock / They don't know how to laugh / They must be insecure / I love the photograph / How is it words offend? / They're not th
    by Keith 22 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 20 1:41 AM 2007. In Spiritual
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. I nick knickers from wash lines / Unwashed ones will do just fine. / I creep into gardens after dark / Do it mainly for a lark. / I have pink ones, blue and rose / Gladly press them to my nose. / Sometimes dogs wi
    by williamstown 17 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 22 11:47 AM 2007. In Perverted humour
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. [remove]

Entries [9]

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  • you're shiny head makes me smile! / If i saw you on the sidewalk... / I'd want to talk for a while! / I wish that i could look.. / a little
    by lovelymassacre 17 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 19 8:46 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge.
  • people laugh because your not them / dont listen be your own gem / to take in the words and go on not to walk to crawl / you take it to heart and started drinking alcohol / but youve got a friend in me / you may or
    by Jayjaythepoet 14 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 19 9:28 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by annamoy 38 lines, 13 comments, on Jun 20 10:50 AM 2007. In Adult, tribute, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by chills 23 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 20 1:16 PM 2007. In Humor, Love, Adult
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by Kahliya 21 lines, 1 comment, on Jun 21 5:26 PM 2007. In Edna, Adult, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments

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  • sweetpearl
    June 19, 2007
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    you rock. That photo turns me on.


  • WhenWillsCollide
    June 19, 2007
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    wuts with the contest pic??
    i like looked and screamed...


  • Kahliya
    June 20, 2007
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    congrats - being blocked by 100 people is a major achievement - Hmmm - I think they should have some sort of AP award for something like that!!


  • badddgirl
    June 21, 2007
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    I love ya allready!

    If I have no interesting entries by the time my current alcoholic intake wears off, I might just delete this

    Now thats funny!

  • Kahliya
    June 21, 2007
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    Exciting times!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Exciting times I think some snot nosed kid is about to block me for disagreeing with her about pronunciation of some the letters 'th' - teeheehee (and also probably because she couldn't understand half the words I used when replying to her 'comment')

    Oh when will people learn that 'th' is not pronounced like a plain old lonely t!
    Ok sorry - rant over - and back to the lovely Edna!

    (It will be the first person who has blocked me though! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)


  • Keith
    June 25, 2007
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    Thank you for the silver. I reckon the block/ cock line clinched it. The other winners are pure crackers, as they say around here. Lovely contest.

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