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Waterloo - 4000 Pt Contest

Napoleon had Moxie…

Napoleon Bonaparte was a General during the French Revolution and later, the Emperor of France. June 18 is the anniversary of his defeat at Waterloo in present day Belgium, so we’re having a party! lol.

This contest is, in part, a membership drive to get new members into the group, “Drink Moxie and See Yemassee as God.” The group was created almost three years ago and is a social one where the only real requirement is that you have a tolerant and friendly nature. Below is the link, it’s an open membership:

http://allpoetry.com/group/show/Drink+Moxie+And+See+Yemassee+As+God

Write about Napoleon, anything, about the man, the myth or even the dessert, lol. It could be about the “Napoleon Complex,” the card game, Joséphine, the movie, “Napoleon Dynamite”, about his ugly hair or tights, about Waterloo (the town, the battle,) or the idea of “Meeting one’s Waterloo,” anything remotely related.

We’ll accept any type of entry, poetry, fiction, or column and in any genre…just nothing too long (use your good taste and judgment.)

Rules

Nothing too graphic or adult in nature, (we have a few teenagers in the group.)

One entry per member

Pre-writes are accepted but they must in someway relate to the topic.

4000 points for gold
275 for silver
225 for bronze

And of course we’ll comment on each entry that meets the above qualifications.

Whether you enter the contest or not, we hope you’ll join the group and become an active member, maybe you’ll find your home away from home.

Thanks,

Yemassee, group founder
MariGoes, group deputy




Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 27, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 4000, Silver: 275, Bronze: 250, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Done
    Thanks for the laughter, for the lessons in history and other amusing issues.

    Mari and Mayne

Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3121972, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. And what a loss. / Not Waterloo, / nor divorce, / nor arsenic- / The greatest disappointment / lay not in the battlefields / or in the bed sheets. / His name felled like a tree, / not with a ki
    by BlueNote27 26 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 21 10:14 PM 2007. In history, music
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. by Barry Hodges 22 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 22 7:37 PM 2007. In History, Humour, Waterloo, Adult
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. I never thought highly of Napoleon / He was way too short for me / And I like my guys nice and tall / To tower over me. / But something str
    by catz 34 lines, 12 comments, on Jun 18 2:53 PM 2007. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3118256, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  6. nap ol' eon / in your timeless / defeat: / waterloo / is where greatness meet / after the french / kiss / of initial bliss
    by myrataal 18 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 22 10:46 PM 2007. In Humor, Caricature, Historical
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Just nine days after the marriage / Of Napoleon to Josephine / He had to go off to Milan / To her this was so mean / For months Napoleon be
    by sanity 56 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 19 4:13 AM 2007. In educational, Sad, Love, Life
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. On Nappy and Jo's first true meeting / He stated that "Glory is fleeting" / "Obscurity, though" (he added to Jo) / "Lasts for ever" (How's that for a greeting?) / Another of Bonaparte's quotes / (And here I've
    by Keith 21 lines, 5 comments, on Jun 19 10:37 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. There was a king named Napoleon Bonapart’ / He was branded intelligent and smart / When defeated at Waterloo / He hopped like a kangaroo /
    by mina nagi 5 lines, 11 comments, on Jun 22 2:45 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  10. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3113396, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  11. My take on Napoleon (who I'm actually fond of).
    by Sesheta 26 lines, 3 comments, on Jun 26 11:37 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Weird
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  12. Error: Unable to find finalist item 3119758, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

Entries [16]

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  • There was a crazy man from France
    who in Waterloo went to prance
    by gaze 20 lines, 18 comments, on Jun 19 5:22 AM 2007. In Humor, silly, playtime
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Napoleon Bonaparte was born in 1769 / in Corsica of Italian family of noble line. / His father, representative to Louis XVI court, / ensure
    by hugh wyles 161 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 20 3:22 PM 2007. In History, Life
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments

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  • Sir Ima Cucumber
    June 17, 2007
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    I'll break the ice here. If I enter can I win?
    Do we get points for commenting on contests? We'll see


  • acqua
    June 17, 2007
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    LOL!
    I haven't been able to write lately, but this should be fun with Yem and Mari. I also don't know much about Napoleon, except wasn't he the short guy with his hand in his jacket? I didn't know they made Moxie way back then, huh?
    Hey, everybody, join the group, you can have some fun! Tra-La. I wish you guys Good Luck with the contest!


  • Mari Goes gold member
    June 17, 2007
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    I think I'll write about his tights or about what the hell he did with his hand always inside his jacket


  • catz Moderators member
    June 17, 2007
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    Now this looks like fun. I'll try to come up with something appropriate... or inappropriate, which ever occurs first.

    Hmmm... I know it looks like his hand is inside his coat but he's so short... it's really inside his pants

    Dee


  • sanity
    June 18, 2007
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    fun

    sounds so much fun will see what i can do now i h ave a little more time
    hugs and love linda


  • sanity
    June 18, 2007
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    fun

    sounds so much fun will see what i can do now i h ave a little more time
    hugs and love linda


  • Eeyores Buddy
    June 18, 2007
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    Oh man.. napoleon.. i gotta think hard now..


  • raspberry Greeters member
    June 18, 2007
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    Cool..

    Ths s gonna b fun.. especially a contest after a long time from u guys will try my hand here

  • mina nagi gold member
    June 18, 2007
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    All I know when Napoleon lost the battle, he was hiding in a cave and was desperate for Water and Loo…
    Good luck with the contest…

    mina


    • Mari Goes gold member
      June 19, 2007
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      I have read about loo on your page before, something with a priest lol Get Napoleon there too


  • evlclown
    June 18, 2007
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    Heh

    Oh goody... a chance to flex the funny bone...
    I'll be back


  • InxomniaXpiral
    June 19, 2007
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    Call me a party pooper, but i'm not sure i want to join another group. . . .but it does sound pretty lax. . . man, i'm a slacker! Ok, i'll see what i can come up with cuz it sure does sound like fun

    Lizbian

    • Yemassee gold member
      June 19, 2007
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      Hi Party pooper, lol.

      Well, if you decide to join, "welcome" if not...I'm gonna cry... See!

      Either way, thanks for stopping by!


  • soulfultia gold member
    June 19, 2007
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    The comments listed below are worth the click! I think this is out of my rhealm of writing but it looks like you are drawing interest to your group! Good luck with your quest ~Tia

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    June 19, 2007
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    Oh,I am sorry I cannot join your group due to time and commitment constraints et al,I left the groups I was in as I felt I wasn't able to participate fully but I wish you well with your contest and the group,it sounds fun and friendly.All that springs to mind is the ABBA song "Waterloo" am afraid!


  • mamad silver member
    June 21, 2007
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    I find Napoleon a most interesting figure in history, willful, ambitious,egotist, and a tragic figure. Had there been prilosec in 1804, he would not have had to press is stomach to relieve the pain. I should like to have written about him, but I would not be a very social person in a group. Good luck to you as a contest giver, and to those who write as a contest winner.


  • Hun7er
    June 22, 2007
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    wtf

    i thought this was a poem to be honest lol. silly me
    omfg 4000!!!! wow i think ill enter. should be fun. i dont kno about the genre thoi :/


  • myrataal silver member
    June 22, 2007
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    Oh! Historical poems ...

    are my Waterloo, but one never knows ... this looks like fun. Perhaps I should meet Nap ol' Eon in a timeless defeat?

    Good luck with your contest!

    Love

    Myra


  • cvillelisa
    June 26, 2007
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    Good luck! Hope everyone has some fun.

    Lisa


  • Sir Ima Cucumber
    June 27, 2007
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    Thank you Ms Belvedere for all your hard work in running the contest. Have fun in Brazil!


  • myrataal silver member
    June 29, 2007
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    Congrats Winners ,,,

    and thank you, Mari, for a wondrous contest. And for the HM. I enjoyed entering.
    Be well!
    Myra


  • pandora ink
    July 6, 2007
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    I would have written about Vanity Fair and how George Osbourne died at the Battle of Waterloo. He was a stupid, cowardly, selfish man and his wife was a twit. Okay...done rant now.

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