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Alanis Morrisette Random Generated Rock and Roll Spectacular!

Use the random song generator here:

 

(Courtesy of Brunching Shuttlecocks and David Neilsen)

 

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

 

to write the funniest Alanis Morresette takeoff. Three choices!

Enter one, two, or all three!

 


Rules!

 

Must be crappy and not just gross.

 

There are three possible songs. You can evter each once if you like. You don't have to use the same words. It is up to you.

 

I don't care what you do, but if you do manage to offend me, I'll delete it. Ha ha ha. That's funny. I'll increase points and HM if somebody donates or I get lucky.

 

 

 

Here's a sample:



The Brunching Shuttlecocks

The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator

by David Neilsen

"I Think"

I Think daffodils are really a huge problem
I Think roses are too much on my mind
I Think gladiolas have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a ochre rain, beating down on me
Like a Emily Dickenson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alison's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers

I Think petunias are gonna drive us all crazy
And pansies make me feel like a child
I Think lupins will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do?  I said what can you do?

Like a ochre rain, beating down on me
Like a Emily Dickenson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Alison's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers

Like a ochre rain, beating down on me
Like Alison's smile, cruel and cold
Like Emily Dickenson's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers
Blame it on flowers

Have fun!!!!!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 10, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 50, Bronze: 20
  • Final notes:
    This was a fun contest. My personal favorite was Longfellow's, but I tried to judge this based on the literary worth of the overall use of the words. The thematic consistency of the language. It was difficult to judge, as sometimes the names in the hat would stick together, but I finally got it done. Congrats to the winners.

Contest Winners

  1. The Fiery Pits of Hairy Hell
    Arm hair, leg hair, pubic hair / Why God, Why? / Leg hair, tweezers, body hair / Why God, Why? / What have I done to deserve this puke green horror? / Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of body hair / Like
    by Zeus the Woman 28 lines, 4 comments, on May 23 9:58 PM 2007
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. I Think
    by extasy 32 lines, 5 comments, on May 23 12:31 PM 2007. In Erotica, Society
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Leonard Cohen Hell
    Terrible songs, bad singing, ghastly rhymes /
    by XxGoldenxXDawnxX 19 lines, 5 comments, on May 23 5:42 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. I think STD's Suck!
    The Bru nching Shuttlecocks * Toys / The Alanis Morissette Lyric Generator / by David Neilsen / "I Think" / I Think friggin' itches are really a huge problem / I Think bumpy rashes ar
    by Longfellow 40 lines, 3 comments, on May 23 1:56 PM 2007. In Humor, Love
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. WHy?
    "Why" / Legs, eyes, webs / Why God, Why? / Eyes, flys, spiders / Why God, Why? / What have I done to deserve this pink horror? / Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of spiders / Like a me character,
    by Carter-Crazy 31 lines, on May 29 9:39 PM 2007
    • Viewed by judge. [remove]

Entries [9]

1 - 9 of 9
  • "Will to Live"
    I feel miserable
    Veins make me ill
    by cheaphotelsign 37 lines, 4 comments, on May 23 1:55 PM 2007. In Lyric Generator, Contest, Weird, Pain, Humour
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Why The Pressure
    "Why" / Deaths, bummers, heatwaves / Why God, Why? / Bummers, deaths, heat / Why God, Why? / What have I done to deserve this red horror? / Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of heat / Like an Eliza
    by 2lullabyhaven 33 lines, 8 comments, on May 23 4:26 PM 2007. In Angst
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Bigfoot Anthem
    I feel miserableStillettos make me ill
    by XxGoldenxXDawnxX 36 lines, 3 comments, on May 23 4:28 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Weird, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Will to live
    "Will to Live" / I feel miserable / Legs make me ill / I feel miserable / Eyes tear at my foundations / I feel miserable / Webs are dragging me down to the depths of misery / I want to die / Is it b
    by Carter-Crazy 41 lines, on May 29 9:38 PM 2007
    • Viewed by judge.

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  • unsleepable
    May 23, 2007
    Edit | Reply
    What are the three choices?

    • PerVirtuous Allan gold member
      May 23, 2007
      Edit | Reply
      Just click on the link, add your words and then you have three choices there at the bottom.

      • unsleepable
        May 23, 2007
        Edit | Reply
        Oh... maybe websense is blocking it. I just get a page with the version of the lyrics that you posted here.

        ...actually, yeah. I just went around the blocking software, and it's just the lyrics with the words that get replaced taken out. And only to that one song.

        So what are the other choices, maybe I can throw something together without machinehelp