In this contest, I would like you to write a poem about your favorite candy! It can be in any form you want. (I would laugh if someone made a sonnet. Me laughing is good!) I would appreciate if you could make your poem funny. If you need inspiration on making a candy poem, here's a link to one of mine: http://allpoetry.com/poem/2884958 (I hope the link works!) Show me passion! Show me guilt! Whatever works for you!
I forgot to introduce to you who is helping to judge this contest. (Sorry Zeph) In real life, Zeph is my twin! We think alike, for the most part, except Zeph is more 'down to earth' and I'm more...floaty? Yeah, I think that's the right word. 'Specially in allergy season!
Now for the rules!
1.NoNe Of ThIs-It JuSt BuGs!
2.no swearing or erotica...how would that fit into this contest anyways!
3.Check your spelling. If I notice any errors, I will message you. If they aren't fixed by judging time, I will consider consequences!
4.Comment on at least one other poem. It is a nice jester, which makes many people happy!
5.Write I Love Reeses Pieces in your author box to show me you read ALL the rules!
6.Have fun and stay cool!
I forgot to introduce to you who is helping to judge this contest. (Sorry Zeph) In real life, Zeph is my twin! We think alike, for the most part, except Zeph is more 'down to earth' and I'm more...floaty? Yeah, I think that's the right word. 'Specially in allergy season!
Now for the rules!
1.NoNe Of ThIs-It JuSt BuGs!
2.no swearing or erotica...how would that fit into this contest anyways!
3.Check your spelling. If I notice any errors, I will message you. If they aren't fixed by judging time, I will consider consequences!
4.Comment on at least one other poem. It is a nice jester, which makes many people happy!
5.Write I Love Reeses Pieces in your author box to show me you read ALL the rules!
6.Have fun and stay cool!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 1, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: Very tantalizing entries. The winners are the poems that made me drool the most. (In this case, this is a good thing!) Thank you to all the entrants, and may you never lose your taste for sweets! (Horror of horrors!)
Contest Winners
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I know you didn’t say, pick your favorite one and write / I am the candy queen, I love them all, alright? / M&M’s, yummy, plain or with nuts, / Chocolate shells, that are colored and such! / OH YEA! / Thby PassionsPromise 33 lines, 13 comments, on May 31 12:30 AM 2007. In love of chocolate
Gold trophy winner
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I have become addicted. / Yes, like I was hooked on crack. / To a drug sold at the check out / In a little yellow pack. / Inside is my new• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Creamy rivers of liquid sweet / Haven, utopian, the world is complete / Omnipotent hold over all known confections / Certain monopoly of peoples' affections / Oozing with joy as it• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Twin cookies bathed / in glorious dark and light. / When one is devoured / instantly gratified with more. / Interminable addiction / to stretched and curled caramel.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [13]
1 - 13 of 13
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I push the snickers into my...mouth / it's the only thing that slowly stops the tummyache / But it's made of all the things fat people love• Commented on by judge.
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Missus kisses OK too.• Commented on by judge.
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Oh dear, I truely fear to let you know / my delight is Reese's Cups just so / I see them on commercials and every where / I dream o• Commented on by judge.
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Dark chocolate / numbing to all other senses, / I take a bite / and lower my defenses. / Melting slowly into oblivion / with each tantaliziby FaithInWords 20 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 11:56 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Well away from little hands. / I have a store of my favourite sweets. / Peppermint Chocolate of any brand, / this is by far my favourite treat. / The creamy smoothness and cool effect / makes me crave• Commented on by judge.
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Any kind of Chocolate is juast right for me. / I'll like it even better if it's from Ghirardelli. / "Addiction" meeting "soothing" is my nu• Commented on by judge.
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Candy kisses in the box, candy kisses I like alot. / Candy kisses I insist is the candy I can't resist. / Candy kisses in my tum tum. / Can• Commented on by judge.
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Darn - I have two pre-writes that would have fit perfectly. Oh well.
Great idea - it's nice to write and read about happy things
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It is a song. I parodied Slipknot's "Duality," hence part of the title as "Ripoff"
Typos are changed and thanks for the comment!!! -
Wait a minute.
First this contest has 50-something views and now it has 33???????? -
Thanks so much for the win, omg i didnt expectto win over my chocolate addiction LOL congrats to all winners. WOW
Need to go get me some chocolate to celebrate...HAHA
TORY
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