These always seem fun to me. I've wanted to host a contest for them for awhile so here I am.
You can enter as many times as you'd like.
One line means one sentance.
They can be about anything.
Sorry pre-writes arn't allowed.
Me and my ap lil' sis beautifulmassacre are hosting this contest together!
hey whats up yes we want one liners....personally i like stuff about love but it can be whatever....good luck
xxJessicaxx
RULES:
1. NO STICKY CAPS
2. nOnE oF ThIs CrAp.
3. If it's not one sentance it's DQ'd sorry!
4. Go write
5. have fun
Thanks everyone for your enteries.
More points will be awarded as we get them.
A MURDEROUS LAMENT & BEAUTIFULMASSACRE
You can enter as many times as you'd like.
One line means one sentance.
They can be about anything.
Sorry pre-writes arn't allowed.
Me and my ap lil' sis beautifulmassacre are hosting this contest together!
hey whats up yes we want one liners....personally i like stuff about love but it can be whatever....good luck
xxJessicaxx
RULES:
1. NO STICKY CAPS
2. nOnE oF ThIs CrAp.
3. If it's not one sentance it's DQ'd sorry!
4. Go write
5. have fun
Thanks everyone for your enteries.
More points will be awarded as we get them.
A MURDEROUS LAMENT & BEAUTIFULMASSACRE
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 21, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Well, I loved judging this contest. Sorry it took me so long to finalize. Great job everyone loved so many of the lines it was hard to choose most of them. Great job!
A MURDEROUS LAMENT & BEAUITFULMASSACRE
Contest Winners
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Truth hurts, but so do lies, so should the whole world just shut up?• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?: / 'Hold my purse."• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Sleep with who you want, but don't expect me to be so forgiving when you regret it.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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a true poet is someone who finds the soul of everything.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Give me a kiss for just one night, and you'll be in my head all my life.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Black mascara runs from my eyes as i was enchanted; bewitched by a vampire's immortal lies.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2978750, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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It was dark, and he was Jewish… what else did she need to know?by BlueNote27 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 1:45 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Honorable mention
Entries [61]
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Today I am here; but here will I still be tomorrow?by zhaniswolf 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 1:06 PM 2007. In Thoughts• Commented on by judge.
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You have a cell phone in one hand to call for help and a gun in the other What would you do?by VaioXHailey 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 1:15 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Cold, wet, alone the end of a hard year.by Se 0 lines, 2 comments, on May 17 1:21 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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love is like gossip, / everyone talks about it / but no one really knows itby oh willoughby 10 lines, 5 comments, on May 19 5:17 PM 2007. In One-liner• Commented on by judge.
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The only difference between art and happenstance is intent.by BlueNote27 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 1:30 PM 2007. In Art• Commented on by judge.
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Is it still a mirror if it's covered?by BlueNote27 0 lines, 5 comments, on May 17 1:32 PM 2007. In Short• Commented on by judge.
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The early worm gets eaten...by poettrical 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 1:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Love is like Goodwill; you buy something "new" and you bring them your "old" used crap.by DeepinRage 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 1:47 PM 2007. In Personal• Commented on by judge.
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Harold Billings changed lanes without signaling or looking, thinking that if he were going to hit someone by doing so, he’d find out soon enough.by BlueNote27 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 1:47 PM 2007. In Humor• Viewed by judge.
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When describing her to friends, I told them that to her, even her LLBean backpack seemed to be made out of strife.by BlueNote27 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 1:49 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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I like dancing too, so can't we take turns leading?by grannyeri 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 1:52 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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he grimaces as he chews his dirt laced bubble gum.by PinstRIPedZOMBIE 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 2:07 PM 2007. In one line• Commented on by judge.
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Passion may be exciting, but friendship is enduring.by BlueNote27 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 2:32 PM 2007. In Thoughts• Commented on by judge.
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To me, taking a shower while it was raining always seemed redundant.by BlueNote27 0 lines, 5 comments, on May 17 2:33 PM 2007. In Thoughts• Commented on by judge.
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In knowing that it’s over,you give way to a new beginningby Astrid-Star 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 3:02 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Why use 50 lines when one could win a contest?by Gypsy-at-Heart 0 lines, 2 comments, on May 18 5:57 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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If no one seems to understand you, perhaps you are using the wrong language.by S D McDaniel 0 lines, 2 comments, on May 17 7:11 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Truth murmurs, while lies speak aloud.• Commented on by judge.
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God, that was harder than michael jackson at chucky cheese.by Mohawk 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 9:52 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.• Commented on by judge.
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Tell me, dear man... if you're such a good marksman, why don't you aim?by FelineMuse 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 18 2:03 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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If you do not like me kicking against the grain, then chop it down.by Jonathing66 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 8:17 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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I promise to try harder, I promise to run faster, jump higher, give more, I promise to love you a little more.• Commented on by judge.
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We pray for the salvation of small poxed, broken sinners.by Hadji Murad 0 lines, 3 comments, on May 17 8:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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We've only got one life to live, so let's make it worth living.by electric supernova 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 4:53 PM 2007. In life• Commented on by judge.
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I don't love you for who you could be, or who you were - I love you for who you are at this moment in time.• Commented on by judge.
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by getting to your knees and praying for your god, all you'll get is your knees hurt.by Domine Pestilentia 0 lines, 6 comments, on May 17 4:39 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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suicide is not the end, its just a shortcut.by Domine Pestilentia 0 lines, 5 comments, on May 17 4:46 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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If you don't look for the newly opened doors then of course you won't find them.by electric supernova 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 17 4:56 PM 2007. In life• Viewed by judge.
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dried sick stuck inside ones nose, reminds of the good time and how freely it flowed...by chickentown 0 lines, 4 comments, on May 17 5:41 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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You laugh at me in Ignorance, I smile at you in Disgust.by Captain.Howdy 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 18 4:09 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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At the end of every rainbow, lies the buried treasure of a relinquished dreamby Jonathing66 0 lines, 1 comment, on May 18 5:15 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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If you looked everywhere, you would've found it.
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"I'll kill anybody but i'll only sleep with someone I love"
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This contest rocks
Wouldn't it be neat to take some of the one-liners and incorporate them into a larger poem that somehow makes sense?
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