LOL... Just one line of maddening truth that your neighbors need to know! 
Pretend
that you are writing the line on a paper airplane and are sailing it over the fence into your neighbor's backyard. 
Rules:
Be nice, well, sorta nice.
No bad language.
Have fun!
NOTE: I just extended the contest and opened it to multiple entries! So go for it, you funny poets!
Pretend
that you are writing the line on a paper airplane and are sailing it over the fence into your neighbor's backyard. Rules:
Be nice, well, sorta nice.No bad language.
Have fun!
NOTE:
I just extended the contest and opened it to multiple entries! So go for it, you funny poets! Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 29, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: Oh, doing the impossible!! This contest has fabulous entries and everybody made me smile and laugh. Now don't fuss at me because I gave the gold to a poet with more than one line! I couldn't help it!
Gold: Ummm, well uhh.
Silver: Air Mail
Bronze: Seeing isn't necessarily seeing.
Thank you for coming to our neighborly party! You guys are just the best for having fun!
Contest Winners
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Ummm, I'm not really sure how to say this, but there appears to be an arm sticking out of your yard. Not sure what that's about, but I thought I'd throw that out there. I'm going to go lock my door now, bye.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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If you don't want your husband to know you're cheating, return this plane with a check for $200by Girl With Guitar 0 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 28 9:31 PM 2007. In Weird, Humor
Silver trophy winner
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Those mounds in my back yard don't have to necessarily be unmarked graves.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [20]
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My kid is allergic to nude people walking in front of windows and he is busting out in hives like you wouldnt believe.by CalmBeforeTheStorm 0 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 28 8:51 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Next time you build a house, make it fireproof, so ours doesn't burn with yours.• Commented on by judge.
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Remember when we never got along, like the same girl and all of a sudden became neighbors?, If you see a girl wandering my house don't lookby Hatsuharu32 0 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 28 9:30 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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/ / / / The slats in your privacy fence, don’t make it as private as you think! / / / /by intanglio2ring 7 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 29 12:07 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by Whispered Devotions 0 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 29 1:06 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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If you are going to get a dog, then at least put up a fence so he doesnt't run away and get eaten by my pet anaconda.by MourningSun 0 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 29 7:00 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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the wall between your bathroom and my bedroom are slim, keep it down!by Domine Pestilentia 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 1:28 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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I waved at you through the morning air,You turned your head as if not to careby deep space 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 5:00 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Your feet stink and I don't want you for dinner anymore.by lingonberries 3 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 29 1:53 PM 2007. In One liner• Commented on by judge.
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Next time your dog / poops in our yard / you won't have a dog anymore!by just-an-amateur 2 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 29 5:37 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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XD This looks like a funny contest! Have a great time judging!
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Oh my goshness. Can we enter more than one?
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These are a Hoot to read!
Great contest!
Wonderful & entertaining!
Tang
Here's hoping they grow corn in the fields surrounding my house this year! -
Can't stop laughing!
OMG! I can't stop laughing, that is so funny! -
Hooray for the winners! Your have the greatest contests!
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congrats all
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