real fuckin easy.....
Write something that's longer than 100 words but less than 300 words and tell me why god doesn't exist, why religion is evil and why priests should be treated with sceptisism. Write in the genre of 1975-1980 punk type atmosphere.
If you believe in god and are a true christian, or catholic or any other religion and you love god and all that, and you have one of those author pages that just sprouts love and god and spiritual shit, then enter this contest, but folow the rules. if you can do this, you have a 90% better chance of winning.
The rules are simple. Do what I asked.
500 points will be given to you when you win, so don't be shy or a cowering freak, write some punk words, pretend you're in brixton and the fictional god is black and poem me a good one!
remember, use swear words, be violent towards society and generally rebel against everything the church is.
be a fucking prick in other words.
Remember, if you love god and religion so much it makes you cry, enter my contest using my rules and you'll more than likely win. But, if an atheist enters something that just blows my mind with artistic anarchism, then that will win.
Just do it.
if you don't know what anarchy is, look it up on google, and view the punk era in new york and London in mid 1970's.
If you don't like this contest, tell me but you must swear in you comments. if you can't bring your pretty little fingers to type "fuck you" then you have no place here.
DO IT!!
Write something that's longer than 100 words but less than 300 words and tell me why god doesn't exist, why religion is evil and why priests should be treated with sceptisism. Write in the genre of 1975-1980 punk type atmosphere.
If you believe in god and are a true christian, or catholic or any other religion and you love god and all that, and you have one of those author pages that just sprouts love and god and spiritual shit, then enter this contest, but folow the rules. if you can do this, you have a 90% better chance of winning.
The rules are simple. Do what I asked.
500 points will be given to you when you win, so don't be shy or a cowering freak, write some punk words, pretend you're in brixton and the fictional god is black and poem me a good one!
remember, use swear words, be violent towards society and generally rebel against everything the church is.
be a fucking prick in other words.
Remember, if you love god and religion so much it makes you cry, enter my contest using my rules and you'll more than likely win. But, if an atheist enters something that just blows my mind with artistic anarchism, then that will win.
Just do it.
if you don't know what anarchy is, look it up on google, and view the punk era in new york and London in mid 1970's.
If you don't like this contest, tell me but you must swear in you comments. if you can't bring your pretty little fingers to type "fuck you" then you have no place here.
DO IT!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 12, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 500
- Final notes: Fuck it almost won. But it used some words thatwent like this.... jeeeeezus and squeeeeeze us, and that reminded me of rap, and I fucking hate rap. The leeches thing won because it used 2 of my favourite words... tosh and bollox. Use those words in any poem and it'll win all day long. 3rd place went to the dog one because I like the reference to the swatstika.
To the rest of you who tried very very hard.......
You didn't win because you tried to over anylise this contest. It wasn't that hard to win, or place, all you had to do was entertain me.
Contest Winners
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God doesn't believe in atheists / no you just simply don't exist / for my friends, you have religion / it is called atheism / you believe iby Carly Pop 30 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 28 12:41 PM 2007• Viewed by judge.
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by Luciferschild 28 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 29 3:59 PM 2007. In Adult• Commented on by judge.
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by whispernthedark 58 lines, 6 comments, on May 11 9:39 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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hmmmmm now this should get some intresting entries
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Points are 500 to the winner now, you look a likely type. Enter?
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lmfao the type which type a nun
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A Nun? yes, you're a nun! can you tell i'm angry? why am i angry? i don't know. i just watched punk stuff on SBS and I was a punk in my younger days, but now I'm a bit more mature, but still have an edge. I'm going to have a month of anarchistic, doc martin, hate the queen type of mood. I've already shaved my head and am going around to Boson higgs place next wednesday morning at 3 am and knock on his door until he tells me to piss off. That's my idea of fun.
You're in Australia? I knew you were far to good looking to be from yanksville. Where are you at. I bet ya, where ever it is, I've been there! -
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nsw newcastle way..... you would of been up this way... we have the best churches
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hahahahhahahah, best churches!! Funny. Living in Adelaide you can see the irony (city of churches and all that) Great line Bird.. love it. i was in newcastle last winter en-route to Byron bay. My ex-girlfriend comes from there, but she joined the RAAF. Now she sleeps with an aircraft tech. typical.
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damn wenches like her give women like me a bad name lmfao
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Um... no.
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Scared?
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Not really. Why should I be scared of someone with curse words making-up most of their vocabulary?
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no he's using google search hahahahaha
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You shouldn't be, and I'm glad you're not. You're the exact type I want to enter. Go on, dare ya. Double dare ya.
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Just a side note, I don't think Christians are going to enter this. What strong Christian would go against their beliefs just for the possibility that they could win a pixelated trophy?
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You haven't been a member long, have you? There are people here (Christian and non-Christian) who some of us refer to as: Trophy whores.
They do not care the subject matter, they'll enter whatever.
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Against there beliefs, everything in life has two sides. Stop being so narrow minded.
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Wow, cool contest! There seems to be a bit of a punk rock uprising here in the UK at the moment, so you should get some decent entries!
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Ashes
yeah right. Generation Next
an uprising designed by top-shop
"never mind kid, there'll soon be another washing machine/spot-cream/rock band on the market to solve all your problems and keep you quiet/off the street/distracted from the real enemy/content until the next pay-day.
Anyhow, God save Rock & Roll...it made you a consumer, a potential moron." (Julie Birchall & Tony Parsons)
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This is what I'm all about. I'll be watching the entries.
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well...
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I am a pagan satanist i have many ideas of what he/she/it could be but never rule out any religion some seem stupid to me there are so many religions and they all aim for the same place yet all of them hate eachother. i will most likely enter. i already have a few things on religions on my page because i get bored i write about them they are my life its amazing to me to see all the Gods that people created since the beginning.
Darkest Blessings,
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yes...I was an athiest...pretty fucking vacant...read Anton Levy's satanic bible and it's jubilant void dabbling in that shit for awhile...then i grew up...still love the Pistols though...good luck in your celebration of the big bang and the random universe
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Does God Exist?
God:
I do so exist.
Jesus:
No You don't.
I am the Daddy now.
God:
But I love you.
You are my son.
Jesus:
So. Time for me then
To step into Your shoes.
God:
You will burn for this.
I will cast you down.
Jesus:
Take a look around you Dad.
Who believes in You anymore?
God:
You do for a start
Or else why are You
Talking to Me?
Jesus:
Mmm You have a point there
I suppose, but still I am
The Boss now so pack your bags.
God:
Make Me?
And the fight goes on
Forever and ever. Amen.
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individuality
*'Is Eris true?'
All things are true.
'Even false things?'
Yes, even false things are true.
'How can this be?'
I don't know man, I didn't do it
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that's awesome Ian.
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I want to move to brixton. Almost spelled exactly like my name. (depending on who you are, it IS my name)
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what a stupid thing to say
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Jesus loves you, but he still won't let you stick it there.
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Would saying fuck you be okay even if I like this contest?
Actully I couldn't give a damn but hell, why not cuss for the fun of it....
Peace to you, my fucked up freind.... -
I love your fucking contest, I'm just too lazy to fucking care.
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an interesting contest...not sure what i could come up with, hopefully something! and no he doesn't exist...all those people say that he does, and he is a loving God and such bull! well where the fuck is he when people are starving and dying and suffering? then in answer to that they say, well he does things for a reason... well to me, there is NO reason to let those people deal with that shit! i can say i use to, i was raised catholic, but after millions of unanswered prayers that started about 7 years ago, and not one answered, WHERE THE HELL IS HE? and priests molesting and raping children. nice huh?
thanx man! you got me venting here!!! i'll see if i can come up with something! -
the one and only
Right ! NOW ! ha ha ha ha ha
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos I
I wanna BE anarchy !
so dont worry
Anarchy for the U.K it's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
your future dream is a shopping scheme cos I
I wanna BE anarchy !
In the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the ENEMY I use anarchy cos I
I wanna BE anarchy !
THE ONLY WAY TO BE !
Is this the M.P.L.A
Or is this the U.D.A
Or is this the I.R.A
I thought it was the U.K or just
another country
another council tenancy
I wanna be an anarchist
Oh what a name
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you know, I've been watching this comp', at 1st I thought 'yeah, this should be good', now I'm thinking 'where are all the wannabe punks?' there's more wanky comments on this page than entries...chickens
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fuck you damnit I don't believe in religion OR non-religion. how the hell do I enter this contest? just as easily as I might some Christian one?!
there.
now what I really wanted to say is that while this seems like a fun contest, I truly feel that people who claim there is no god are at least to some extent as extreme as religious people. because neither BELIEF is empirical. can't we just respect all beliefs? pluralism works for me anyway. and yes I do respect your beliefs, I just feel that we should all be a little more open-minded when stating our views. not everyone can be convinced of the same thing; it's just a fact of life.
I am Agnostic in case I wasn't obvious enough. lol.
good contest though, maybe I will enter if I am feeling particularly rebellious, which wouldn't be hard with my Catholic/fucked up upbringing.
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i believe in cheese and onion pies and extremely strong lager, now that's my religious experience
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I believe in farts, the cheese stink of the mighty
and in egg whiffers, gas and its smart burn
wafting its way through eternity.
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