One-liner contest! Advice you did not get! Maddening things you wish someone had told you. 
Share this in just one line.
Rules:
Be nice.
Nothing erotic
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 22, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: All lines made me supremely happy and this contest was so much fun! You ALL deserve the gold! Heck. There should be some way to do that. (Going a little bit crazy from judging...)
Gold: Why didn't you tell me?
Silver: words not spoken
Bronze: I Wish I'd Known Ahead of Time
Thank you, fine poets, for coming to our One-liner date on Saturday night!
Contest Winners
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Regret doesn't move you back, but it sure as heck doesn't move you foward...by WriteOrWrong597 0 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 22 12:09 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Advice, Life
Gold trophy winner
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I love you John; I shouldn't have said goodbye.• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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That looking like Mom would become a compliment... since she suddenly got smarter!by Rae the MoonShine 0 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 22 12:37 AM 2007. In Thoughts, Other
Bronze trophy winner
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Silver trophy winner
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This won't take long: Did it ?by Bazza 4 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 21 11:35 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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never push away who you wish to hold, even if they pushed you 1st.by lost-in-yesterday 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 21 11:37 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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One Liners...Maddening Things You Wish Someone Had Told You
Don't ride a roller coaster after eating a meal!• Commented on by judge. -
Suck it up....ask him already.by CalmBeforeTheStorm 0 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 21 11:43 PM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Used to hate it 'til i ate it!by princessarya 0 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 22 12:09 AM 2007. In Contemporary• Commented on by judge.
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Love hurts even if it's the real thing!by tlburris 0 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 22 12:09 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Putting one's wet finger in a lock socket it not a way to see if it is turned on.• Commented on by judge.
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one line you say hmmm• Commented on by judge.
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ok so heres a dumb question for you..... is this a poem or one line????
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It is just one line....
And there's no such thing as a dumb question. Just one line telling something you wish someone had told you. 
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Oh, you are all so talented one-line writers!
This contest closed in only an hour and I am going to bed now. Thank you for being my dates on Saturday night! I will judge this contest in the morning! 
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Too late for the contest but...I wish someone had told me that it's okay to enjoy being alive even though someone you love is sick or dying.
Maureen
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Oh, Maureen, that is so true...
Well, we know it NOW, and will remember to be happy and enjoy life in the future.
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I wish someone had told me tonight that...
You had started a new contest...
Annie
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Oh, precious Annie...
I am about to start a new contest! Another one-liner! Today! I hope you will come to it.
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congrats all
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