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FUNNY POEMS ENTER HERE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH

I want really funny poems. Something so funny it'll make milk come outta my nose. I'm letting you do whatever you want except
NO CHATSPEAK OR TyPyInG LiKe ThIs
and no prewrites

Have fun and BE FUNNY!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 30, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    This was a great contest guys! I had a lot of fun reading and commenting on these poems. I decided to end it a little bit early because I thought nobody else was going to enter. Great job to all those who entered!

Contest Winners

  1. Booger Boy
    There was a little booger boy,
    His fingers green and sticky.
    by Jonathing66 76 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 21 5:23 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor, Humour, Suicide
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Superhero (S)
    I am a SUPERHERO!
    Yes, that is true!
    by DeadofKnight 45 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 21 5:23 PM 2007. In Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2905784, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. The Island
    I was sitting on an island
    just to be alone,
    by serious clown 12 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 30 2:46 PM 2007. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. The Time We Fought the Goo-Goo Man
    The Time We Fought Goo-Goo man / / Characters / / Two girls-Katie (Catherine) and Emily / / Setting- A house After a party / / Emily: I thought Mom said they weren't leaving any chocolate… but here it /
    by blablablooey12 69 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 30 9:05 AM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. My First Blind Date
    He said he'd have on purple
    And so I was led to believe
    by 2lullabyhaven 43 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 21 5:34 PM 2007
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [10]

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  • Things You'll Never See Again
    I've made a list of things you'll probably will never see again
    though some you may still own, others  from way back when;
    by Carly Pop 23 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 21 6:01 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Codependent Love
    by PerVirtuous 36 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 21 7:51 PM 2007. In Adult, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • The Vet;s Pets
    I went to a vet / as I wanted a pet. / He gave me a cat, / that just sat on the mat. / He showed me a dog / that just wanted to jog. / I took home a mouse / that got lost in the house. / along came a snake
    by Dee23 25 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 29 11:19 AM 2007
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments

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  • DeadofKnight
    April 21, 2007
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    Maybe i should

    resurrect one of my old ones for this contest. will that be considered a prewrite? i enjoy writing humor, but right now, i am so stressed, i can't think straight.


    • A Leper Messiah
      April 21, 2007
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      Go ahead and enter it. I just didn't allow prewrites because then a bunch a people are gonna enter and I'm gonna have to judge them all at once. I prefer to let them come one or two at a time.


  • blablablooey12
    April 30, 2007
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    I also have a prewrite that I'd like to enter...Also, how many times can we enter?


    • A Leper Messiah
      April 30, 2007
      Edit | Reply
      Enter the prewrite, and you can enter as many times as you like but there's not much time left.

  • DeadofKnight
    May 1, 2007
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    Hey!

    Thank you for the silver. I am glad you enjoyed this enough to award it such. Thanks for a great contest and congrats to all the winners

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