Write something funny.
A poem or a short story.
If you don't make me laugh I will DQ you and then hit you with something heavy.
I have a strange sense of humour too.
I want correct spelling and that means English.
Americans, you had better put the u in humour.
No sad crap either.
Put your name in your author notes too, so I can look at your other writes.
This will close in a couple of days so be quick.
Oh yes, I might add to the points depending on the outcome of a couple of contests I'm in.
Oh yes yes, I will comment when the contest is closed, i.e. after 20 entries or another day.
A poem or a short story.
If you don't make me laugh I will DQ you and then hit you with something heavy.
I have a strange sense of humour too.
I want correct spelling and that means English.
Americans, you had better put the u in humour.
No sad crap either.
Put your name in your author notes too, so I can look at your other writes.
This will close in a couple of days so be quick.
Oh yes, I might add to the points depending on the outcome of a couple of contests I'm in.
Oh yes yes, I will comment when the contest is closed, i.e. after 20 entries or another day.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 17, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 70, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 17 people
- Final notes: Sorry it took so long, I'm having mega probs with my computer. I knew I shouldn't have followed those links that Edna sent me!
Bloody dwarf gang bang!
The winners are in gold, silver and bronze order but the honourable mentions are in no particular order.
I am truly sorry that I could not comment on the entries, but I have added hon mentions to try and make everyone smile.
Peace.
Contest Winners
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by Im Not A Slapper 33 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 15 12:40 PM 2007. In Shakespeare spamalot
Gold trophy winner
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by Edna Sweetlove 11 lines, 45 comments, on Apr 3 7:18 PM 2007. In Abuse, Adult, Strange Humour, Favourite Things
Silver trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 2813636, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Amuse me or I'll eat you
the little beasty said• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 2813710, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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humor? is that what you want?
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by CherylAnn 42 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 3 6:18 PM 2007. In Humor, Fun, For a friend
Honorable mention
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by johnny nobody 49 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 3 6:37 PM 2007. In Limericks, Adult, Smutty dirt, Humour Honorable mention
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by Jersey Lily 8 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 3 6:50 PM 2007. In Adult, Humour, Fleas Honorable mention
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prewrites... i have...an interesting random poem for a contest taht i wrote...
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I apologise, but I need to delay judgment for a couple of days.
I will make the wait worthwhile by adding more points and more hon mentions. -
GRRR
This looked good and I missed it!!!
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Having comp problems, be back soon.
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