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One liners... "Maddening Question that Someone is Always Asking..."

LOL... That's right! Just one line that contains a question that is causing you to become insane!

Rules:

Just be nice.
Well, try to be nice.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 1, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
  • Final notes:
    Honestly... I loved every entry and laughed and laughed and regretted that I limited the contest to 25 entries. SO... I am starting another contest of this sort immediately because you guys are so much FUN!

    Gold: Not Again!
    Silver: Where did you last have it?
    Bronze: Do you know what you are doing?

    Thank you for sharing your wonderful humor! I feel like you are all my family! Grinning here!
  • To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 3 awards but only 2 finalists.

Contest Winners

  1. by Recluse Writer 7 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 31 3:47 AM 2007. In Weird, Answers you most hate being asked!
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. by Grey Mouser 2 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 31 1:09 AM 2007. In One Liner Question
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • SmokinHotWhiteTiger
    March 31, 2007
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    OMG this is a hilarious conteast and I got an idea for a submission

  • piccola silver member
    March 31, 2007
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    I love this idea! These are hiarious


  • Sacrificial Love
    March 31, 2007
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    I'm too late...

    but I sure thought of immediately the age old question mom's ask children every day:

    Do you want a spanking?

    • piccola silver member
      March 31, 2007
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      we actually got an answer to this question...my son said, "No not today, maybe tomorrow." little brat. lol


  • earthstar
    March 31, 2007
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    Very Good

    I got a chuckle at some of the titles sorry I missed I will tell you the one that drives me up the wall. What are you doing? You are on your hands and kness in a garden pulling weeds. I ask what does it look like I am doing? What to help. No there are gone like a shot out of a cannon.
    Have fun


  • meanderingbear
    March 31, 2007
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    LOL!!!

    This reminds me of a question that my son asked his first cousin. He hadn't seen her in several years and my niece(poor thing)gained a little weight. Now adults with children of their own, the "kids" were chatting and my son very innocently asked his cousin if she was pregnant!!!!! GAD!!! Her reply was, "no Gary, I'm just fat"!!!!

  • piccola silver member
    March 31, 2007
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    I have one more....just one more????lmao


  • Poetic-Theorem silver member
    April 1, 2007
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    THANK YOU!!!

    Melodies
    Thank you soooooo much for the Silver
    I was having a blah day, but you have cheered me up so, I have to send you some
    I know this was a hard contest to judge!
    There were so many AWESOME ONE-LINERS from all the poets that entered. I noticed one thing really special about this contest. I believe that most all those that entered read and replied to the other writes. This is what makes AP special It is so easy to make new friends

    Congratulations to both the winners and to all those that entered. I had a blast and had so many laughs reading the one-liners.

    Much love
    Bo


  • Grey Mouser
    April 1, 2007
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    Congrats to the other winners and thank you very much for the honor of the bronze. Was a very funny contest with some great maddening questions. Thanks Melodies for a wonderfully inspiring contest.

    Mouser


  • LittleAnn
    April 2, 2007
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    "How do you manage to get along with our Latin teacher?" There are people who ask exactly this question almost every week...

    And I have been asked this question by at least 20 people who saw me using walking sticks: "Oh... what happened to you?"

    lol

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