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Give me your best Satanic Rant - but be damn funny

Okay peoples. Inspired by Tenacious D and the pick of destiny I want your most hilarious lyrics to a Rock song which is a bit like something these guys would write.

 

 

Snippits of their lyrics include

 

...from the song Master Exploder

 

 

 

Aaah! Arghhh!

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin, (fuckin)
Powerful!!

Aaah!! Arghhh!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that shit happens to me,
all the time!

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

AAAH! Arghhh!!

 

And so on.

Tenacious D as well as being fuelled by Satan and all that are the funniest guys on film right now... so go on .. a satanic rant we want

Swear and stuff if you need to it's meant to be evil

And funny

 

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 15, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    The satanic rants contest is over. We got some great rants and some not so great. The Gold went to the snivelling grovelling little preacher Paster Grovell! Screw him though, the devil will have his backside, and he won the prize because his rant actually makes Jesus look like a total BASTARD!!!

Contest Winners

  1. by Mad Pastor Grovell 22 lines, 59 comments, on Mar 3 6:08 AM 2007. In Adult, God, Prayer, Bullets, Death, War, Patriotism, Death to Satan
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. by Thatpoet 45 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 29 5:48 AM 2007. In Why the hell Does Jealousy Exist?
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Edna Sweetlove
    April 4, 2007
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    Is only one entry allowed? Or can you have several at the same time? That's nice.