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whatever the fuck you want III

Um, yeah, trying to get back in the "Contest" game. So, this is what I want rule/guideline wise.

1. I need you to know that you can honestly enter whatever the fuck you want. I don't care what it's about (as long as it's within the rules of the website, of course) - it can be tasteless, it can be tasty, don't care.

2. I need you to realize this small detail from my part: I will critique every single piece that is entered. So, if you complain about how it's fine the way it is, and "god wrote it, not me" -- that's fine, that's fine .. I'll be removing any entrant(s) that do not fix the errors that I point out within JUDGEMENT DAY but I just need you to know that small, tiny detail. Because though the points are small compared to other Contests - you did enter and hopefully you're reading these rules and therefore are basically signing up for such turmoil.

You could always change it back to the shit it was before.

3. Don't ask me questions. I don't care. Really, I don't. So, don't IM me, don't leave messages in the comment box asking me questions because I'm not answering any. What you need to do is assume what I'd reply with and if it's what you want to hear then go for it! If it's not, then don't do it. So, don't ask me questions.

4. there's no 4 ... but, in some small miniscule way: don't you wish there were?


Have fun.



Nam

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on March 29, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 30, Bronze: 15
  • Final notes:
    Okay, I had to remove all the finalists (except 2) because the last entry (which placed 2nd) wouldn't drag up. So, I figured if I remove all the entries that when putting them back they'd go in the order I want them automatically and I wouldn't have to drag anything (stupid feature, they should have fuckin' arrows or some shit like they do/did for lists!) to where I wanted them.

    The 13 above, in my judgement, are the best poems entered into this Contest. I would give the 10 who didn't place 1/2/3rd place a "Honorable Mention" trophy but that costs 30 points and I don't have that many points on me. Plus, I think they are tacky and stupid and do not see the inherit point.

    If I didn't comment on your poem it was for one of these reasons:

    1. It was so fuckin' awesome that it took my breath away.

    2. I was just too fuckin' tired to give a damn and if it was good it made the finalist list, and if it wasn't .. well ..

    3. It was boring

    4. It was utter shit and I wanted to gouge out my eyes.

    You can pick which one you feel applies to you.

    Yeah, so .. enter my next one, if I have one any time soon.

    -Nam

Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2781438, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. Ode to a Tampon
    by Malabu 27 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 1 8:59 PM 2007. In Adult, Society, Life, Smut Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2732356, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2739578, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  5. Living Dead Girl
    by loveisthemoment 23 lines, 20 comments, on Feb 27 7:16 PM 2007
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Malabu
    March 25, 2007
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    Welcome Back Dude

    where been.....hope all's well......glad to see you back.....not really....but thought I'd just put a smile on your face...and have you call me an ass.....ha ha..........

    Mal


    • Nam
      March 25, 2007
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      They call me "Asshole #1" at work.

      So, if anyone's an ass, it's me.


      • Malabu
        March 25, 2007
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        Ummm Ok....

        I wont argue with an asshole....lol
        especially number 1 lmao


        • Nam
          March 28, 2007
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          It's sort of refreshing not reading an abundance of stupid comments here. Except ours, of course.


  • Malabu
    March 25, 2007
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    Rule 4

    refer to rules 1,2,and 3
    enuff said
    lol

  • Malabu
    March 28, 2007
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    Truly I am amazed

    nobody has taken liberty to speak in the box...after all even your require is inviting commentary..LOL....ok got a question....I entered a tasteless piece.....can I enter a heart warming piece too
    Mal


  • myrataal silver member
    March 29, 2007
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    Congratulations to all the winners ...

    thank you for the opportunity, David.
    Love
    Myra


  • just rob gold member
    March 29, 2007
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    Thanks

    For a no bullshit contest that inspired a no bullshit poem. Oh yeah, thanks for the electronic trophy that I won't even need to chuck in the closet with the real ones.

    Hell, I was scairt to enter, could feel the flames on the back of my neck, and then; Oh look, a trophy.


    • Malabu
      March 29, 2007
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      Wait till your computer crashes.

      your trophy will go along with it LOL

    • Malabu
      March 29, 2007
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      Oh Wow....I got silver

      You cheap fuck. ..only 30 points for silver LMaO....seriously...thanks for the honor......I got loads of points...perhaps you can have a WHAT THE FUCK! CONTEST next....
      Congratulations to all the others and winners and find poets entered here...
      Mal


      • just rob gold member
        March 29, 2007
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        Now That

        would be the contest for me.
        That's what I usually say when I read one I have just finished.

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