LOL... I dream of a holiday called "National Rhyming Day" where we speak in rhyme for everything.

Today's fun is writing poems where we talk a police officer out of a traffic ticket, all in rhyme!

Go for it. Have fun.
Rules:

Be nice.

No bad language
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 25, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: You guys all REALLY made it tough to judge this contest. I am choosing between ALL BEST POEMS!!
Gold: I Attest this Arrest is False
Silver: Dearest Officer
Bronze: Please
Now go forth, all poets, and continue to amaze and amuse me! I love all of you so much and I am banging my head on the table 'cause I can't give every one of you a GOLD!
Contest Winners
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2772134, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2774693, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
Entries [13]
1 - 13 of 13
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I ran through the light,
Right off the turn pike,by rain child 25 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 23 10:06 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. -
No sir I didn't hit that mailbox back there
No sir I didn't stick my middle finger in the airby Twins 4 me 7 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 23 11:10 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. -
Sorry officer, for driving so fast,
I didn't notice you, as I was driving past.• Commented on by judge. -
by Susan E. Pennycuff 31 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 23 5:43 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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It was late at night the pub had closed
so I staggered to my old car• Commented on by judge. -
One night after a date
I was rushing home.• Commented on by judge. -
by broad of broad and fairby broad-and-fair 81 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 24 4:18 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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Comments
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lol...cute contest idea!
I've only gotten out of a speeding ticket one time!
I didn't even have to do much talking, I guess the police officer was ready to get home or something. I think he might have been off duty
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I am sorry that I missed this one! I'm married to an officer so we trade off....He doesn't get charged for haircuts and I don't get tickets!!! It's been 19 years....good luck everyone.
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Oh Holy Cow a Gold!!! Thanks Melodies!! You always run
some of the funnest contests on AP... so how
could I resist!!!
laurie.
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Thankyou for awarding me silver in your contest, and for hosting yet another wonderful one at that, sincerest congrats to the other winners, Bella




