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The search for Harley Quinn (Girls only, please)

As I've recently taken on the persona of the Joker, I'm searching for someone to play my Harley Quinn.

DA RULEZ

1. NO STICKY CAPS!!! I hate tham, and they will earn you a nice whiff of Joker gas, aside from an immediate DQ

2. No erotica. That's not funny. Sorry.

3. Swear if you must, but if it's in bad taste you won't win, so I'd advise avoiding it, if you can.

Okay, now that we've gotten the unpleasantries out of the way, I've changed the contest. Realizing that not everyone has enough knowledge about Batman and the Joker to write a good, funny poem about it I give you options.

1) Let the picture inspire your poem. Maybe you want to give me Harley Quinn's background, or tell me what she's thinking in the pic, or tell me something else far more creative and imaginative about the picture.

2) Write a funny poem. Anything funny. Make me laugh so hard I cry. Make me fall out of my seat laughing.

3) Write a funny poem about the Batman Universe. If you don't know anything about Batman, this is not the option for you. Anything that has ever shown up in Batman is allowed as a topic, just make it funny.

My last little note to you is simply this. This is a competition to become Harley Quinn. If you don't want to be her, don't enter, please.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 1, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    This was hard to judge, all the poems were great. Congratulations to Harley Quinn, and to the rest of you, keep smiling.

Contest Winners

  1. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2800746, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  2. I didn't mean to do it,
    Is this a face that lies?
    by SMGriffin 19 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 31 8:54 PM 2007. In Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. I'll be your Harley Quinn, dear friend,
    Pick me,
    by Kasey. 19 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 21 7:56 AM 2007
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • BloodCrusted
    March 18, 2007
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    so basically its making a poem relating to the joker from batman?
    ..sorry, the whole thing wasn't extremely clear.


    • Fire Lives In Me
      March 18, 2007
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      Relating to Batman in any way. The joker will get you brownie points, cuz I'm the Joker, but you can write about anything in the Batman universe.


  • Tamaska Forsaken
    March 18, 2007
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    Very interesting idea...

    Do you have any age requirements? jus curious...


  • Tamaska Forsaken
    March 18, 2007
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    hmm

    I'll have to have a think and enter later...

    Tamaska

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