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Limerick Time #2

Hi All

For anyone who's feeling in a crazy mood try writing me a Limerick!!

I know it may be a frowned on genre of poetry but sometimes it can help writing something lighthearted. Hence this contest

Accepting 15 entries only.

Limericks ONLY!

Have fun!

Limericks
What is a Limerick?
How do you write a Limerick?
A limerick is a short form of poetry known for its wit.
To write a limerick follow these simple steps.

First, read the example limericks below:

Edward Lear (1812-1888)

There was a Young Lady of Portugal,
Whose ideas were excessively nautical
She climbed up a tree,
To examine the sea,
But declared she would never leave Portugal

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said 'It is just as I feared! -
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

A limerick is a verse of five lines, usually humorous. The last word of lines one, two, and five must rhyme with each other, and the last word of lines three and four must rhyme with each other. (And not with lines 1,2 and 3).

Line 1 Long Rhyme 1
Line 2 Long Rhyme 1
Line 3 Short Rhyme 2
Line 4 Short Rhyme 2
Line 5 Long Rhyme 1

Now, to write your own limerick, begin by choosing a character and/or a location.

The typical use for the first line is to identify a location or a person, as in "There was a Young Lady of Portugal." Or “There was a young boy from the south.”

At this point while you are picking your location or name of a person. You should already be thinking of words that rhyme with Portugal or South, which you can use to end your second line as well as the final line. Because the limerick is meant to be funny, your rhymes can be silly.

Hint! Don't end your first line with a word that is impossible to rhyme with.


Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 26, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Blimey this was a hard one to judge! Thanks so much everyone for the great entries. I chose the ones that I felt flowed the best when I read them. There was sure a diversity of entries. Thanks again for a great contest.
    Gaylene

Contest Winners

  1. I once knew a blond from McMaster
    Who was trying to run a lot faster
    by kirbysman 5 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 26 9:39 AM 2007. In Humor, Friendship
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2677244, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. There was a young woman from Brum
    Who drank a bottle of rum
    by AussieWannaBe 4 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 26 8:18 AM 2007
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. by johnny nobody 5 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 26 9:26 AM 2007. In Limerick, Halitosis, Dogs breath
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. by purpledragonfly 5 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 26 12:31 PM 2007. In humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. by a hopeless case 6 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 26 11:49 AM 2007. In Limerick, Adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Aragorn is the worlds best ranger
    who was introduced as an odd stranger
    by Elvenfairy 7 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 26 11:11 AM 2007. In LOTR, Lord Of The Rings
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. by Ladie Lee 4 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 26 10:18 AM 2007. In Humor, Limericks, ect
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [12]

1 - 12 of 12
  • there was an old man in Vazhore
    whose remarks made us sore
    by nilav 4 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 26 9:05 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • by The Poetic Angel 7 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 26 12:30 PM 2007. In limerick
    • Commented on by judge.

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Comments


  • Cupcrazy gold member
    February 26, 2007
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    I'm lovin this series of contests, so great limericks too funny


  • The Poetic Angel
    February 27, 2007
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    congrats to all the winners !!! fanx u mum for a great contest it was fun xxxxxx cheekyxxxxxxx


  • kirbysman Moderators member
    February 27, 2007
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    Thanks so much for the gold in this enjoyable contest. I actually wrote two limericks about friends and had to decide which to use. It's really fun to do.

    Congrats to all the other winners as well.

    Paul