Ok, this is my very first contest. I've racked up some points so it's time to pay them forward. For my first contest, I am going to list 9 things that ANNOY the hell out of me. Take five of the nine and write me a poem, add sayings in authors comments please, make me laugh, make me cry, rhyme or not, any style just as long as I can understand it. No flashing backgrounds, because they ANNOY me too just like these sayings...lmao. Give me original, give me your best and no comments until contest is over. If you need to reply, do so through that little IM thing. now have fun and be creative for me.
Here's your list...
9 Things that annoy me.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Here's your list...
9 Things that annoy me.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I
know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 29, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: This was my first contest, didn't go over as well as intended. Seems not alot of people like annoying sayings. Anyway the ones I did get were great entries and it was fun for me. I got alot of laughs and giggles from the one's entered and I thank you all.
Contest Winners
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I was late, looking for the wallet,
I evedently left in the fridge.by Bryan K Johnson 38 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 25 11:41 PM 2007. In Humor, Life, Other
Gold trophy winner
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I don't care what you feel.
I don't care what you want.by Shiro Okami 49 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 25 2:34 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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" People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?" Rofl, what do you want them to say? "Hi, i'm going to ask you a question, if you have any objections to that, please voice them now."
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lol, i will definitley enter this one, just need to think of how to place strategicaly lol. good idea bec
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Wouldn't be a contest without you and your brilliant poetry. Give me some juicy stuff I can hear those wheels in your jead turning from all the way in Texas...lol. Give it to me Bill!!!!!
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This might just be the best contest around.
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So bring it on to the table and enter already. You are a brilliant poet Bryan so get that pen on paper and write me something brilliant!
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Lol Becky this is brilliant, you are such a hoot, God love ya, Bella
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Comeon bella enter something brilliant, give me that rhyming flow of yours...Bring it on!
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I just laughed so hard...
I'm sorry, I'm not going to enter. I just want to read and laugh. I'm going to keep an eye and comment. This is great and your 9 were so darn funny! I'm still laughing which is making it very hard to type. I hope you get many enteries for this one. Good luck Dill- -
Oh,these are funny,how about this one " do you mind if I am honest with you?" or " you should put your foot down with a firm hand" or in a store " we don't stock those,we never get asked for them ok?" or the telephone ringing and a stranger asks " can you give me these details name/address etc " and gets all huffy when you reply "if you give me yours first...
Back to the store "can you prove it wasn't broken when you brought it? " well,now I think about it...
Ooh there are so many!Good luck with this
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I got this in one of those fwd emails, THAT ANNOY ME !!!!! ROFLMAO
Beswt of luck to you and have fun judging, mine was a torturous pleasure, so much so, my friend, that i have 2 more going, hehe!!!! Later
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Ask Carlin
That is the man with the never ending name
GE-OR-GE-OR-GE-OR-GE-OR-GE-OR-GE-OR-GE-OR-GE
He has many gripes, a few are the same
As a cabby people often ask me
My nationality and my full name
Without permission already asked three
My first life lasted nearly twenty years
Nearly doubled that now with a few tears
When a couple asked what to feed the cat
I could not hold back my answer for that
Listen carefully, mark this in your log
At first meow, feed the cat to the dog
Yes I will take my cake and eat it please
Napkins for me? Why did God make the sleeve?
Go in the front door and then out the rear
Bodily functions in transport my dear
As a cabby it is insist I must
You have to walk when you get off the bus
Don`t you just hate it, when running contests
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I had fun with this becky, thanks for having it and thanks for the hm
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I love the nine things that annoy you. They are so hilarious! I especially like number eight. I laughed so hard!
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