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Edna's PARODY contest

Enter a parody. Poem or short story, verse or prose, who cares? Possible categories....

A hymn or a carol
A prayer
A fairy story (pref. gay)
A public school tale
A "Mr Man" story
A Shakespearian speech (but NOT from Hamlet)
Billy Bunter
Death
Enid Blyton
Something patriotic
Something political
Something Jewish
Something nasty
Something else

If you honestly think I won't recognise it, you'd better explain. But patronising will get you the finger.

Any grammatical or typing errors AND OUT YOU GO, BABY!

Be as rude as you like. By entering you acknowledge you risk an insult, so do not bellyache when it happens.

Anyone who has blocked me is particularly welcome as I shall forgive you for your past stupidity since it's Christmas.


Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on January 1, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 60, Bronze: 40, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Initially I was saddened at the low standard of some entries but things picked up later. I loved Uhs Feth Malorn's mockery of Sassoon, especially since the original is so good. Michael's "Tranny" poem was so sickeningly sycophantic it had to win something. RS Adams (Jr? there are TWO of you???, Jesus, what a thought) was very good at taking the piss out of Blake (but then that prat asks for it). 4th place and dishonourable mention and a coveted green bogger-flavoured thing to LionButterfly.

Contest Winners

  1. The Whoriest Of Women. [Parody.]
    by Uhs Feth Malorn 14 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 1 5:58 PM 2007. In Parody, Pushing Boundaries of Decency.
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 2427675, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. Blake Parody
    Grotesque image, burning bright,
    Saddened horrors of my night,
    by R S Adams Jr 22 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 16 7:56 PM 2006. In Parody, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. In the Garden of Edna (Parody of In a Gadda Da Vida - by Iron Butterfly)
    In the Garden of Edna baby
    Don't you know that I fucked you
    by XxGoldenxXDawnxX 16 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 20 9:38 AM 2006
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • Keith
    December 16, 2006
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    A tiny boy was on a train
    And needed for a wee
    And then they heard the cry again
    As far as they could see
    Whit wey? They cried
    I cannae see
    (The train was in a tunnel)
    Whit wey?
    The ticket man replied
    As rain poured doon the funnel
    And if you ask me once again
    I'll no be best pleased, Willy
    Awa ye go, and just pipe doon
    It's getting awfy silly
    And multifarious was she
    Who blocked him on the Stairway
    As large as large as she could be
    Ye coudlnae get in her way
    Ach, read the sign, the boy replied
    Away and dinny dae it
    For if ye gang upon the seat
    ye may hae cause tae rue it.....

    I apologise for the light quality of the verse. I've been reading Hardy (jude)

    Obscure

    Too many clues?

    Merry X


  • ----michael----
    December 17, 2006
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    Nicely put.

    'But patronising will get earn you the finger.'

    Red or white wine?

    Please don't finger me, I am not patronising at all so did not get/earn a fingering.


  • Malabu
    December 29, 2006
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    short story

    seems to go with the contest picture......as for your picture.......little over done.....why do you guys wear all that makeup?
    what cha wearing under that red corset Edna.....and ummm whats in it? lol
    Ya Nutt


  • cherche -d -ame
    December 30, 2006
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    oh my Only E.S could come up with something like this. May the new year be kind to you my friend..

    reenie


  • zeltria
    December 30, 2006
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    Geez I like your attitude. I'm usually a nice commentor and try to see the best in all poems. But when it comes to one's hard earned points, you better belive I'm not about to let some lazy ass dummy enter just any crap and watse me precious time. Good luck in the contest, and I hope you get loads more. Would have loved to enter, but since I'm not in the right frame of mind to enter something decent I won't.


  • Uhs Feth Malorn
    January 1, 2007
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    Thank you very much.

    I much appreciate the gold cup. Thank you. I will have to hold another contest soon. Not another humour one as I get flooded with god-awful shit.

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