Now here's a chance for you to get all Christmassy (not).
Write a nice new Christmas Carol or a Sloppy Christmas Song (not).
It could be a parody of a hymn, or a children's song. It should preferably be vulgar, cruel and cynical.
Here's a few samples to get you going:
http://www.allpoetry.com/poem/1026816
http://www.allpoetry.com/poem/1067052
http://www.allpoetry.com/poem/1690722
Usual Edna competition rules apply: no bad grammar and don't misplace your apostrophes. Maximum two entries per person.
No pre-writes as it's Christmas.
Kiss-kiss from Edna!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 9, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 75, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: I found the task of selecting my top 3 almost impossible, not that there was any doubt about who should win, just the lunacy of the upgrade! Why make a simple task difficult?
1st place: reviewing the situation was nothing to do with Christmas but I liked it and had to change my underwear afterwards.
2nd place: I love Adolf so he had to come next.
3. The morgue poem was so pathetic I had to give it a prize.
Commiserations to everyone else. You should have tried a bit harder.
Contest Winners
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2395117, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2399675, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2391553, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
- Error: Unable to find finalist item 2391705, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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by lordoftherings 20 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 8 6:20 PM 2006. In Personal, Adult, Adult humor, Erotica, Christmas
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erm, just so you are warned, your rule says no pre-wriets, but the conetst is allowing them anyways. You might want to fix that, or not I dono. Anyways, love the croc picture!
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hmph, i love sloppy christmas songs
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