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Well....

I've reached the extreme point of low mind-stimulation..... so...

I don't care what sort of poems are entered..... BUT...

I want poems that are fascinating enough to wake me up... This is harder than it sounds.

I want to see good spelling and grammar... This means re-read your poem before entering into the contest... so that you know it is fine. This includes full stops.

I do not want to cringe.

I have not put a limit on the poems entered... but don't take the piss.. because I will soon be sick of the sight of you. Choose your best poems. I am not here to comment on your whole library.

I also want to see what the poem is about in your authors comments. If I see this blank.... you will not win either.. (even if it is obvious).

Simple.

Update: You lot obviously don't get the point. One entry per person from now on....

Fuck sake.





I will comment on every poem entered.

I will be honest.

I will give 300 points for Gold,
               150 for silver,
               75 for bronze...
               25 for Honorable Mentions.




OK?




Sorry.. what the fuck?? Just read the erm.. winners.. and the honorable mention winners.. and I see a complete fuck up. Please excuse.




'Peace.. (or war).. whichever you choose..'




Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 14, 2006
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    Well.. I think that's quite enough mind stimulation.. and I won't be holding another contest until I have fully recovered.. (it could be years). Thank you for all your entries.. or at least.. the people who bothered to read the contest notes.

    Here are the winners... (and do not ask about my reasons.. I have my own).

    Gold: The Phantom Bride by masterblaster
    Silver: Repeated Subtraction by JustBe
    Bronze: She Walks by -LizBTropez-

    Honorable Mentions (in no order):

    Lost Luggage by Lost Luggage (believe it or not)
    She Walks by -LizBTropez-
    The Lily Along The Bed Of Roses by signal

    No complaints?




    skitza

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  • Walking In pAiN
    August 8, 2006
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    i only entered 3 poems. I hope that is ok. If not. . let me know and i'll change it.

    Ashley


  • masterblaster gold member
    August 8, 2006
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    Have done as you asked and put brief note on poem in the author's box, all the best, hugs Di


  • skitza
    August 8, 2006
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    'Only'....

    It's fine.

  • skitza
    August 8, 2006
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    Thanks.


  • JustBe gold member
    August 13, 2006
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    A smart person! Excellent!

    Wow. A Briton who quotes Bruce Lee, Michael Stipe, Adrienne Rich, The Pixies, Aristotle, Jack Handey, and Ani DiFranco, all on the same page ...and as best I can tell, your writing doesn't even sort of suck. Clearly, you are not lacking in gray matter. I figure your contest has got toe be worth the trouble, even if all I get out of it is an opportunity to read your critiques. I do appreciate a good critique.

    There was this guy Charlemaigne, and he just loved this one book, but I just cannot, for the life of me, remember what it was! An inspiring read, as I recall. Hope you like the poem. It is one of my favorites.
    ~Morgan


  • skitza
    August 13, 2006
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    I recognise your name, 'JustBe'.. but maybe it is not you. I don't know half of the people you mentioned here.. so it is quite shameful that you know them.. and I don't, considering the fact that I'm using their quotes. Well, if you can inform me of who's who's... I will be grateful. 'Grey matter'.. Not heard of that before. And you want to read my critiques, huh? Well.. I hope I've not done too badly then. I must admit, I'm not 100% proffesional.

    Thank you for your comment and applause.. and your favorite poem.

    skitza


  • NoWayJo
    August 14, 2006
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    no complaints by me, Skitza--good contest and great winning choices! CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS!

    Jo


  • poetryality silver member
    August 14, 2006
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    Hi

    Didn't get your IM until just now. I am not one to explain my poetry unless asked so, since you asked;

    We often hold secrets inside that fester away at our souls. Although there are times we want to release these sores, there are some that may go to the grave with us. No matter how mute we are in regards to our hidden behavior(s), possibly because revealing these secrets may harm someone we love... God knows the secret and the heart.

    Anywho...

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALLTHE TROPHY WINNERS AND HONORABLE MENTIONS

    Much Love ♥

    Renee


  • masterblaster gold member
    August 14, 2006
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    Hi, thanks a million for the gold, I am glad it gave you some insperation, my muse is playing silly games at the moment she needs a kick in the rear,lol, congratulations to the other winners, hugs Di


  • JustBe gold member
    August 14, 2006
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    Thank you!

    Thanks for the silver! I am glad you liked the poem, and I am doubly honored after reading the other winners. A tip of the hat to you for a well-judged contest. After reading your bio and work, I am not surprised.
    ~Morgan

  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    Thanks!

  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    No prob. Not surprised?? About what??

  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    You're welcome.

  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    Oh.. sorry. I wish I could have waited.

  • poetryality silver member
    August 14, 2006
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    Oh No problem! Great entries here and I loveyour choices!

  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    I appreciate that. Thanks.

  • JustBe gold member
    August 14, 2006
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    Not surprised that you know how to judge a contest.


  • Emmjay
    August 14, 2006
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    Thanks a bundle skitza. It's great to be acknowledged with a trophy. Congrats to Masterblaster and JustBe for gold and silver respectively. Also best wishes the HM's.
    Sincerely -Emmjay


  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    Turns out I don't.. fucked the whole thing up... and I don't even know how I managed it.


  • skitza
    August 14, 2006
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    You're welcome. Sorry, there was obviously a hiccup somewhere.. coz the whole things gone kaput. Never mind. Sorry.


  • signal
    August 17, 2006
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    thank you for the points! and congratulations to all the winners!
    chao..

    ER

  • skitza
    August 18, 2006
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    You're welcome.

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