I want poems that annoy the hell out of me
I just moved and am rather lacking entertainment so....
I want terrible poems
In sticky caps
And barely readable spellings
And terrible language
And cliche lines
And whichever I cannot stand the most
Will win
One thing,
they all have to be realistic... like somebody would actually write them, and then get flamed about for years if they decided to accept critical comments
You may delete the poem at the end of the contest
I won't be offended
Oh and they all have to have cheesey messages
Just so you know
So have fun
Make my eyes hurt
and make me hit my head against the wall from pure stupidity
I just moved and am rather lacking entertainment so....
I want terrible poems
In sticky caps
And barely readable spellings
And terrible language
And cliche lines
And whichever I cannot stand the most
Will win
One thing,
they all have to be realistic... like somebody would actually write them, and then get flamed about for years if they decided to accept critical comments
You may delete the poem at the end of the contest
I won't be offended
Oh and they all have to have cheesey messages
Just so you know
So have fun
Make my eyes hurt
and make me hit my head against the wall from pure stupidity
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 17, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: arright folks, sorry it took so long to judge and all of them were very obnoxious. I'll explain why my choices were made.
Bule Brid won because it was so freaking leet that it took forever to decipher
Mii lAsT wUrDs came second because it was sadly kinda realistic, in the way that people may actually write like that
And A Binary Poem came in third because it was just very creative, and I had to find a binary translator to figure out what the hell it said.
Great job all, though!
Entries [3]
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LOL. I have to bookmark this and think of something to enter. And I must see what everyone else writes. Good luck with the contest!
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ooh--i like this....it's quite interesting....when do you ever get a chance to "break the rules" and get away with it--lol....i'll be sure to enter....good luck with it all!!....g'day....:]
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lol this is a hilarious idea for a contest. Unfortunately it would kill me not to use spell check haha. I will try but I doubt I will enter.
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Oh, drat! I wish I had thought of this contest! It's absolutely fabulous. I want to come and read every entry! I hope I have time to enter because doing everything wrong would be delightful!
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I love it! Okay I have to change my whole personna and give up everything I have fought to not be and maybe I can write something
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that is the point, i dont know if i could bring myself to enter this contest... but i dont have to cuz im hosting it... it should be fun tho
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Argh! I really annoyed myself nearly to death with this one that I could barely go on any further. LOL!
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I actually just tried to write a poem like this. I couldn't do it. I got so annoyed I exited out of the window; I dunno if my grammars ever gonna be the same again
I'll try again another time. It was a cute idea, but I need a lil more patience.
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HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY STAND ALL THIS?????
ARE YOU -THAT- BORED??
I'm going crazy already by just reading the titles and the sneaks to it!!!
May the Lord, if he exists, help you!!!!!!!
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well that is kinda the point
and yes i am that bored
i just moved to a small town
when i was raised in a much bigger one
nobody to hang out with, nowhere to go, and not wanting to read emo emo emoey (or write it for that matter)
that, plus the curiosity of whether or not people can actually allow themselves to write such tripe (people must have at some point if every contest warns against it), adds up to making this contest
ps to the people who are writing the tripe, i know it isnt your actual style. and the people who actually write like this are probably steering clear of this contest in embarassment
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lol! well, i sure hope you have fun with it!
i'm sure someone will soon pull u out of ur miserable lonely situation! anyways, good luck with the judging! 
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awesome
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Shuks tis looks fun! Wishin I'd found it sooner. Guess I'll have ta wait fer another one, Shaker
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Is this also called "the annoying contest" because it is taking a long time to judge, are you trying to send us over the edge, LOL
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Congrats to the winners, and thanks for hosting fluofontis
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awesome
Rockin', hope you had fun deciphering that. Thanks for the gold! ^.^
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