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Fandom Erotica Contest

This is my first erotica contest.
I'm going to list the random options and the male characters you can use.
If you use a female character have her be who ever you want.

This is what I'd like to see erotic stories and/or poems (Write a novel of it if you want. I will read it.)

The list of Men:
Captain James Hook (Jason Isaacs version or the book but not the Disney >_<
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Col. William Tavington (The Patriot)
Gerard Butler (Actor)
Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter Series)
Alan Rickman (actor)
Severus Snape (Harry Potter series)
Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Haldir (Lord of the Rings)
Commodore Norington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Sean Bean (Actor)

(I do not want to see any other males unless it is a guy on guy thing. Then only one of the males is needed.)

I want you to be creative with the settings for the...encounters.
But do anything with any setting you like. (Water is a turn on to me)

Options:
1. naughty parties  (multiple couples or two guys and a girl NO Girl on Girl please)
2. Romantic guy girl thing
3. gays night out (Male Characters only)
4. gay threesome (Male Characters only)

Special option 5. Spoiler type.
I saw the new Potc movie 'Dead Man's Chest'.
I want to see a story between Jack and/or Norington and/or the new character 'Lord Becket' (or however you spell his name)
Or Jack/Elizabeth or Norington/Elizabeth

Rules and stuff:
1.I do want it to be tasteful

2. None of the words :Cunt, Tits, Boobs, Clit, Pussy, Pecker, Peter, Putz, Prick, Milkcans, Jugs, Headlights, Snatch, Twat (or any words remotely funny that would ruin the feeling of the piece).

3. Absolutely no lesbian couples. It doesn't turn me on.

4. You must use the men in the above list unless you are doing a gay orgy.

5. No prewrites unless you have a piece that already matches above options and requirements (PM me so I can let you enter it)

6. Have fun and use good sentence structure.

7. SPELLING IS A MUST!

8. Must be actual erotica and not just hinting at it please.

9. Maximum of 5 entries per person (so feel free to have fun)

PLEASE STICK TO THE RULES!


That should be it.

Special thanks to Noonithewitch for helping me figure out this contest.

NEW UPDATE!
ACCEPTING PREWRITES PROVIDING THEY FIT WITHIN THE GUIDELINES!
So what are you waiting for?! ENTER!!!!

SECOND UPDATE!  I WILL NOT JUDGE ENTRIES THAT DO NOT FIT IN THE GUIDELINES OR HAVE NOT BEEN PREVIOULY APPROVED.
IF PREVIOUSLY APPROVED AND FOUND WANTING I WILL NOT COMMENT OR JUDGE YOUR POEM/STORY UNLESS I SEE FIT TO ASK FOR AN ALTERATION.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on October 15, 2006
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:
    Honerable mention: Untitled V by Borrowed Goose

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  • Borrowed Goose
    July 26, 2006
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    You know whats wierd. I've just started writing an erotica story. But it doesn't involve any of the male characters you've suggested and nor does it have any gay bits. It's just about a girl and a guy and a strip tease.
    Funky idea for a contest though. Lemme know if my story could possibly be involved. If so I'll just enter it straight here and not bother having it as a poem thing

  • Borrowed Goose
    July 26, 2006
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    Funky contest

    It's finished. I hope you like it.


  • abernaith
    July 26, 2006
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    You know, it's best you put up this kind of contest in communities with more people who are able to appreciate them. I'm saying this bec. I'm a fellow yaoi fan, but honestly, allpoetry.com doesn't have a strong yaoi community...so *sigh* even when I did try to find people, I only found a pitiful few. So, well, good luck to your contest in any case.


  • Iohagh
    July 26, 2006
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    Darling

    So you want a contest about Jack Sparrow ero tica for Johnny Depp, drop dead sexy poems in an adrogynous naughty drunk mad silly type of way. Oh, he must be one of my long lost Irish kissing cousins. LOL. I just bookmarked you baby and get ready to shiver me timbers.

    Janet


  • tinuelena
    July 26, 2006
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    Argh. I have a Draco & Hermione one.

    If you'd like, check it out even though it has nothing to do with your contest. It took me a long time and I'm quite proud of the results. allpoetry.com/list/30024

    Have a great contest!!

    Elizabeth


  • Rose Of The Night
    July 27, 2006
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    YAY! This contest is EXACTLY what I was looking for!


  • NooNiThEWitcH
    July 27, 2006
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    well you put it wonderfully. I can't wait to read the entries here and already you've got two!!

    Nooni


  • HisPrincessMaloka
    July 28, 2006
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    Yummy males on that list! mmm


  • Raazi
    July 28, 2006
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    wow! This is such a coincidence. I have a story about Malfoy going out with Snape. Can you please open the pre-writes?
    Nice Contest.

  • NooNiThEWitcH
    August 4, 2006
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    Draco is mine.. nobody else gets to have him except ME!


  • Master Warious
    August 4, 2006
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    Yes, yes he's all Dew's. Er... I mean yours ^_^


  • dutch2lips gold member
    August 9, 2006
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    goodluck to all in this contest


  • Tarja
    August 18, 2006
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    Very disgusting contest. Just makes me ... yuck! Yuck Yuck Yuck!!! Makes me sad.


  • bigdaddycho
    August 29, 2006
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    Thumbs down on "Down"

    "Down Where I Want to Be" by TheDepner VIOLATES the "None of the Words" clause - and should not be posted!

  • Susan E. Pennycuff
    August 29, 2006
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    good luck with this contest
    looks like your gonna have a hard time judging, you have
    much interest already, and a few entries.

    good luck everyone who enters!


  • Master Warious
    August 29, 2006
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    I am aware of that but I'm not gonna bother judgeing them even if they don't remove their pieces. I put the rules up and if people aren't intelligent enough to follow them they shall just be ignored. I do appreciate your watchfullness and willingness to alert me. ^_^
    There is at least one other piece that doesn't fit.

  • PoOl Of EtErNiTy
    September 11, 2006
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    hey, dont listen to the negative things people say hun, your doing fine and this was a wonderful idea for a contest. ^_^


  • SithHappens
    September 27, 2006
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    This is a great idea, too bad I won't have time to come up with something before it ends, wish I had gotten to it sooner...If you do another on like this, could you possibly let me know?


  • Arkbear gold member
    October 15, 2006
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    hugzzz

    Good morning...I was wondering through the reviews and comments....you had stated that there was a couple that did not follow the rules...and then you went on to say that there was one other that just didn't fit....was mine one of those?..You can be honest please....I went back to review the contest rules about 3 times, and I can't see where I might have messed up...and if it wasn't me, then it was the poem....I can handle a bad review or not winning...but I can't handle not being able to follow the rules....I get so frustrated when I miss something in the rules.....anyhoos...Congrats to ALL the winners....I did read two of the trophy place winners and I must say they were great...thanks for hosting this contest with this themed topic....Well done Poets....Arkbear.

  • PoOl Of EtErNiTy
    October 22, 2006
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    wow, ive been on a kind of hiatus and i was surprised with this wonderful news when i came back. thank you very much and im very glad you enjoyed my poem. ^_^ -pool


  • PersephoneInWinter
    November 4, 2006
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    man! i cant beleive i missed this contest wow, that must have been during softball season or when i was grounded but this was a really cool contest

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