I haven’t had a new contest recently so here I am holding another one! Oh boy!
What I want: Short, humorous prayers that can be said before meal times. They don’t need to be religious and you can enter even if you aren’t a Christian. They should rhyme (since things are typically funnier when they rhyme) and they should be appropriate (no adult jokes or swearing).
Your Mission: To do this (duh!)
Rules
- Short would be anywhere between 2-6 lines.
- Rhyming isn’t a must, but it is recommended.
- Must be original. Don’t post something that I’ve heard before.
- Make it presentable on the page – no black font on black background.
- If I don’t laugh, you won’t win.
- If you have a prewrite, send me a message with the link and I’ll consider it.
- Two entries per person maximum. If you enter two and think up something else, remove one of your other’s so you can enter another one.
A (Bad) Example:
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub!
Yeeeaaaaah God!
(Not written by me)
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 7, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Every contest I do it seems that entries continue to get harder and harder to judge. I could have probably given every entry a trophy because they were all incredible. I had the hardest time judging this and went back and forth on who to give the trophies to. I appreciate everyone's entry and they all were all very great to read!
Entries [13]
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A simple childs prayer.• Commented on by judge.
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God blessed this food
God blessed this houseby lily potter 7 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 30 3:22 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
Amen• Commented on by judge.
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Yay food
Yay Godby JunoAlusLyn 1 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 30 4:03 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
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Dear Lord, CHICKEN!
We've had it hot, we've had it cold,• Commented on by judge. -
Lord I don't mean to be rude,
But I don't want to waste time praying for my food.• Commented on by judge. -
Bless this food and us who eat it
Creamed spinach says we're gonna need it• Commented on by judge. -
Thank you God for this food to eat.
Bless the potatoes and the meat.• Commented on by judge. -
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This is cute!
YOu have a great idea here. I will have to see what I can come up with... Thanks for a great contest.
Because He Lives,
Beka -
This is a really cute idea for a contest
I will love to see what people can come up wit
I might even try one
Kimberly
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This is a really great idea for a contest... I read the entries and loved them! I was trying to write one for your competion for about a day but I couldn't think of something worth entering...
If I manage to write something within the next hours I might enter... But I don't think so...
Have fun jusging this and good luck to everyone who entered!
God bless all of you!
LittleAnn
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hehe really cute idea for a contest Sharkie....unfortunately I'm miserable at writing humour so I must refrain from entering
but I must say that I am definetly having a good giggle reading your entries
Good luck judging
Rohina
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This was a wonderful contest idea. I've gotten a few giggles from the writes. It will be tought to judge!
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Thanks so much for the silver!!! Congrats to all as I read most of the entries and they were all very good!
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Thank you for the HM. This was a very clever idea for a contest. Congratulations to all the winners. I enjoyed reading all of the funny dinnertime "prayers". ~ Sue
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Thank you so much for hosting this inspirational contest. It was fun to contemplate a humorous prayer as well as read some of them. I appreciate the time and effort that goes into hosting and judging. Thank you for doing so.
Congratulations to the winners of the Gold and Silver trophies. Your poems were well deserving of the honor.
Thank you for awarding my poem the bronze trophy. I am honored and thrilled that it was chosen from all the great entries.
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