Swirl this Raspberry.

Here are some options for you to browse.  Please consider joining my contest for delicious points.

              The Options:

Option One:  write something angry towards religion.  I despise religion and the idea of god.  I want to hear your thoughts on how you hate it, how it has hurt you or maybe you believe but you're angry . . . whatever, just spill it.

Option Two:  choose one of these song titles for your inspiration (make it the title of your poem - it can be the whole title or you can have it in brackets after your own title).  Here is the list:

 -Crucify (Tori Amos)-
 -Hail, Hail (Pearl Jam)-
 -Fetching Decay (Emm Gryner)-
 -Dead Horse (Guns N Roses)-
 -5:30 Saturday Morning (Lennon)-
 -An Ode to No One (the Smashing Pumpkins)-
 -Bloodletting (the Vampire Song) (Concrete Blonde)-

want to do a different Pearl Jam song title?  Go ahead.  PEARL JAM SONG TITLES ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION!  You will receive 5-20 free points for doing a Pearl Jam song title but it will NOT affect the judging.  Points vary on the song title you choose (easy ones will get less points).

Option Three:  choose one of my poem titles out of the following.  I want to see if my poem titles can bring others inspiration.  You do not have to use my title as your title but please put which one you used in your author's comments.  Here are the selections:

 -Angry Ghost-
 -Cloudy Day Funeral-
 -Getting Rid of Red-
 -Dirty Preachers-
 -Floods Make Fun of Pretty Girls-

Option Four:  there are two lists below.  One contains many different colours; the other contains objects and other stuff.  Choose one colour and one object and mix them for your title.  Let your title inspire you.

The Colours:

Blue
Purple
Green
Silver
Yellow
Aquamarine
Red

The Objects & Other Stuff (may be made plural):

Door
Dirt
Throat
Feather
Telephone or Telephone Booth
Stairway
Galaxy

              Guidelines:

please no lovey dovey poetry.  Love is fine but when it's mushy, it makes me sick.
absolutely no poems praising god.
no humour poetry, please.
profanity is encouraged but do not clutter your poetry with it.
erotica is welcomed.
sick, murderous, cruel or poems not for the weakened heart are welcomed with open arms.
no sticky caps, no abbreviations, and definitely no purposely misspelt words.

              The Goods:

first place - 300 points plus a nice shiny Gold Trophy
second place - 50 points plus a nice shiny Silver Trophy
third place - 30 points plus a nice shiny Bronze Trophy
honourable mentions - various points

Points for second & third place will most likely increase as I get more points.

Thank you for looking.