This contest is for choosing my best man for my coming marriage to Crystal - Heart. I want you to put your best effort into it. So I am having this contest for 400 points for 1st, 50 for 2nd, and 25 for 3rd.
These are your options:
1) Write about reasons for getting married.
2) Write about reasons for not marrying.
3) Write a damn good love poem. Prewrites allowed on this option
4) Write anything really humorous about marriage. Prewrites allowed
Rules:
One entry per writer.
Must be a man or willing to dress up like a man and pretend to be a man. You may be expected to attend our cyber-marriage.
Standard rules apply except that limited profanity and some erotica will be permitted.
This is primarily for humor. So have fun!!!!!!!!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 26, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 400
- Final notes: Now this was really difficult. The poem I like best was submitted by my AP daughter. As my daughter she is already a guest of the wedding and should not act as my best man. However, I do like her poem best. My decision is therefore to award her the bronze trophy. Next are penman and Gitaryzt. I would like to ask penman to act as best man and for Gitaryzt and Ellis to stand with me at the wedding. I thank all of you for participating in the contest and ask that you all come to the wedding. We will have a contest announcing the date, time, and place in AP cyberspace.
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I'm here to help. I know this can be improved
Beer in hand, yep, with extras removed.....by Ellis 27 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 20 10:49 PM 2006. In Adult humor• Commented on by judge.
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Wonderful Andy .. Enjoy this contest I would read every one
Love You Crystal
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Thanks, Sweetheart! I love you.
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All the best for your cyber wedding. Hope it's a grand success and may the light of LOVE burn forever.
Blessings,
Charishma
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Did you change your name? Thanks for the blessing.
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Aw, your getting married. Have fun and good luck with everything!!
Always and Forever,
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Congratulations on your wedding! May you and Crystal live in cyber love and lust through eternity
Lots of Love
Desyre -
Thanks, Desyre. We will do our best to live up to your wish for us.
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Thanks, Kendal. I appreciate your good wishes.
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congratulations on your upcoming nuptuals, however, I am running away from decisions like this. But I applaud your efforts.
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In good form and a little humor helps. I don't care if it is a poem, but poems will probably get more consideration.
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why can't I be a good daughter and break up this marriage!! I dont want a step mother ***pouts***
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Do you really want us not to marry?
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AWWWW!!! thank you Daddy!!!! I got a trophy and I'm the best!!! you're the best
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Congrats on the wedding!!!!! ^_^ my sister just got married as well! have a great life!
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