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Make me laugh so hard it hurts




Here we go...this contest is for those of you who have a great sense of humor.  It's pretty simple, so here are the rules.

Rules-
1.  Must be under 20 lines
2.  No profanity is needed
3.  Nothing political please, I don't see that as 'creativity' when you just repeat jokes you hear on liberal news or from your parents


That's all!  You may write about any subject, as long as it's funny and fits within the rules.  Have fun!


MANY OF YOU HAVE FOUND THAT YOUR POEMS HAVE BEEN DELETED FROM THE CONTEST.  THIS IS BECAUSE YOUR POEM WAS OVER TWENTY LINES.  DING-DONGS!!!! THERE ARE ONLY THREE RULES.  FOLLOW THEM!!!!!

(I've only made one exception to this rule so far because the poem was original (not a prewrite) and the author asked me if it was okay...also BECAUSE I CAN!!!)

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 23, 2006
  • Rewards: Gold: 300
  • Final notes:

Entries [7]

1 - 7 of 7
  • The Little Old Golfer - Me ??
    The Little Old Golfer
    Got up early that fine day
    by Mr Doug 20 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 4 4:07 PM 2006. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing
    you will laugh your butt off trust me
    by Big Hearted one 23 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 11 1:01 PM 2006. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Er....
    The one that howls loudest
    Why, he's the howler
    by Lady Strife 13 lines, 4 comments, on Apr 9 2:55 PM 2006. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Chocolate Crocodile
    Chocolate makes me smile,
    As big as a crocodile.
    by clarinetbaybee 10 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 15 3:13 PM 2006. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Twilight Zone
    Do you ever feel like you're in the twilight zone or that you're the only one in the world that makes any sense? Then maybe you can relate to this poem : )
    by Linden Tree Island 26 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 15 10:51 PM 2006. In Personal, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Ode To The Funnel
    The funnel is an amazing, wonderous, and beautiful invention that I love.
    All that it does for me, making my life easier, must be from above.
    by XavierShardae 22 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 17 6:31 PM 2006. In Humor
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge.
  • ride
    what is going on?
    don't silly sue now come a long.
    by clare1 16 lines, on Apr 20 12:01 PM 2006. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.

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  • individuality gold member
    April 15, 2006
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    Cat's Can Not Fly

    The pigeon
    blinked
    menacingly
    and flapped
    a wing teasingly.

    Fur rose on
    the back
    of the cat,
    little growls
    in the throat
    danced through
    the open window:
    just a crack
    to the let the air in.

    "Come on",
    cooed the pigeon
    as feathers ruffled.
    Up, up and out now - splat!

  • art.e.miz
    April 16, 2006
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    sorry, mines over 20 lines but its a bit hard to do an alphabet poem under 20 lines...sorry.
    you can delete it if its that bad...i only just realised it after i entered...

  • Big Hearted one
    April 23, 2006
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    thanks for hosting a great contest! i may not have won but at least i got someone to laugh lol