Crystal - Heart and I are considering an AP marriage. Because so many marriages end in divorce, we are needing prenuptial contracts to protect us from that eventually.
We want humor. We want to fall out of our chairs laughing. You may draw it up like a contract or make a poem of it, but make it funny.
There are two basic options: his or hers agreements!
If you want more information, please IM us with your questions.
Crystal - Heart and I are quite insanely in love, of course. Why else would we run such a risk?
Standard rules apply.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 20, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: It was difficult to convince Crystal - Heart to consider an agreement that allowed me as much as a piece of stale bread. You see the idea for this contest was mine. I didn't want to risk losing my cats and rabbit. Marriage is one thing, but love for my pets is quite another. Anyway, we will work out something I am sure.
Thanks to all those who entered. This contest was a joy. We both very much enjoyed reading your entries. Oh, and you can tell by the choices I am already hen pecked.
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A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT• Commented on by judge.
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From the law office of
Ms. E. Masculation• Commented on by judge. -
The stuff you come into this marriage with is up for grabs. Anything I want in my...I mean our house, I will use when I...we decorate.• Commented on by judge.
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He said it!
He said it first!by moonbabe458 24 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 18 8:12 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
his & hers towelsby dustookie2 33 lines, 7 comments, on Apr 18 8:30 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
You be sweet, compliant, and nice.
I'll drink my tequilla, sour, with ice.• Commented on by judge.
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A contract to determine the distribution of property, children, pets and other assets should the marriage fail. It is designed to protect the property that each person has going into the marriage.
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is this a poem ment to be for why to get married or why not to, i'm easily confused ?much love dd
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It is for a prenuptial agreement of what will happen if we divorce to our property, children, houses, cars, pets and such. Just make up whatever you like. The object is to be funny.
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oh ok i understand, thank you!much love
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hysterical
Merry meet,
what an hysterical idea. I don't think that I've seen any contest like it before. I hope you get lots of entries (well, who doesn't hope a contest will get lots of entries?). Hm... lets see, who should get custody of the goldfish, you do have a goldfish?
I'll give the old muse (she's been rather over work since I joined) a kick in the
and see what she'll come up with.
Just too funny.
Amythest -
Very cute idea
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This is a great idea for a contest I'm looking forward to perusing the entries when I need a good laugh.
Here's to some talented humourous entries and happy judging
Carissa
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I cordially invite you to join the line of willful writers who are helping us to seal our vows. I look forward to your contribution.
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Try a shot at the contest. I am sure you will have fun.
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This sounds really funny. I will have to think about it. I don't know if I'm quite that creative but I bet you get some funny ones.
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I must admit Andy this is quite a unique idea for a contest. Unfortunately I'm not all that great at writing humorous pieces otherwise I'd give this a shot. But I wouldn't even know where to begin....lol I do wish you much luck and many many entries. I hope you and Crystal will be very happy
congrats to you both!
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So far there is not a lot of competition. Most also favor the bride. Anyway, hope you give it a shot.
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Well if you come up with something, that would be good. This groom needs a little support. Most of the entries favor the bride.
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Hi, this made me chuckle,lol, the mind boggles, in the world today the romance seems to have died a death and those contracts are now becoming an every day thing, one could have a lot of fun with this idea, will see what I can think up, happy Easter, all the best with the comp, hugs Di
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Thanks Di! I am certain your entry will be very entertaining. We felt we wanted to add some humor to the affair. This seemed like it would be fun. Did you happen to notice that the entries very much favor the bride?
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I bookmarked this contest because I totaly adore your concept here..how incredibly creative and fun. I shall return with something, hopefully it will be worthy of this contest. I love this idea!!
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Remember to be nice to the groom!!!!!!!!
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I've been taking a bit of a bashing.
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Hahaha This is amusing, tho i honestly dont like the idea od "prenups" in some cases I guess its needed..lol I would love to try this anyways, it seems so amusing..haha your outcome is going to be hilarious I am sure, you cheeks and tummies will be hurting after this one! ha good luck with this contest, and i hope you laugh so hard ya get tears!! hehe I shall try and enter
xoxox
Celeste -
Yes, that's exactly what I go through, but I don't have money. I ain't good lookin neither. Women are strange creatures, but I guess you know that being one. Thanks for the video reminder.
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Mine would be I keep all what I had before marriage and what you gave after marriage - I think that sounds pretty good
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Write about it and enter. I think you will have fun!
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Quite the idea for a contest! And an absolutely brilliant one! Entirely original and very entertaining! Best of luck judging this one and I hope you get the kind of entries you are looking! ^^
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Take a shot at it. We only have 9 entries and it closes tomorrow.
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This a good idea, I would have to sya, I haven't seen it before. I hope you get some good entries! Athena
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have fun with it
now this sounds like a fun contest.........not entering...damn it has the M word and i am allergic to that break out in a rash and only cure is to hit the road running.......but a pre-nup yeah what is mine is me own and what is yours is mine too...like that idea but then you can keep the crap i dont want.....am being fair....good luck guys will have to come back and read the winning enteries....have fun -
If you can overcome you allergy, this contest at this time has only ten entries and it is almost guaranteed to be fun. We'd like you to give it a shot.
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The contest closes tomorrow and we have only ten entries. It is currently a fairly good shot at a trophy and an opportunity for some fun.
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Great to see the humour in this one! Hope to make time to enter!
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i saw this on the featured box and i was really afraid that you were holding a contest to find prenuptial agreements for an actual white-dress-black-tux-in-the-flesh wedding, but this is all right and pretty funny, I am regrettably not entering but I hope you get good stuff. Congratulations, I guess. love bellarosa
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wow great idea for a contest lol
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I thought this was a more serious contest lol. But i like this idea. Now I wonder how much more... interesting... marriage would be if instead of the to-be-married making the agreement their friends or even people they dont know choose what the agreement should be.
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Whew!! I have a little time, I started this and had a family emergency tonight. I am almost done, and hope to submit before deadline tomorrow!! Sorry..
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I hope everything is all right.
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Thanks, me too!! Got a sick dad, and he has been in and out of the hospital...had to be there last night. Hopefully he will come home soon!! I made it though...
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Good choices.. well done winners and thankyou to great host and hostess !!!
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Darlings
Thank you for the muse and chance to be of service. I congradulate the winners and the hosts.
Smoosh
Janet -
Yours was fourth place. I decided not to do honorable mentions because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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Here what I told my husband before we came into the marriage. He wanted a contract. If I can't have your love. I don't want your stuff. When money your lover I don't need to be your wife.
If you want to leave. Please let me know first.
I willl bless you and be on my way. What you brought goes.
When it over there is no return trip.
To be honset is taking a look at who you are.
Fixing the things wrong in you not your spouse.
Love is not a contract.
It a choice of staying together and working it out.
My third marriage far was the best.
In the secound one we had one. It did not keep him from wondering.
If you want a contract. Take another look at love.
These are my experiences I am sharing.
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In all seriousness, we love each other, but I don't think either of us expect it to last forever. It is just an AP marriage and a friendship. If I were marrying for real, I don't know if I would want a prenupt or not. I guess I will decide that should it occur, when it occurs.
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Thank you so much! I appreciate it! Good luck in your marriage. smile
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Thanks so much for the gold on this one, Andy and Crystal! I knew this would be a fun contest the moment I spotted it, and do let me know the "date" for this AP wedding if you would!
Jo -
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Profound and so applause.
Smoosh Janet
Love Is A Verb
by Mary Nagy on Apr 20
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i would like to thank you for hosting this contest and to congratulate all of the winners. vilanger
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