Okay here we go another contest for me.. yay! blah!
This is what I want... I don't want poems... I want funny things kids say and They MUST BE SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUALLY BEEN SAID.. make these into conversations..
EXAMPLE:
while watching Bambi 2 .. Bambi falls off a cliff while being chased by dogs..
nephew Randy: "Is he conquered?"
nephew Jacob: "no hes just knocked out cold for a while"
that is what I want.. they can be as long as you want.. enter as many times as you want.. but MAKE THEM FUNNY!!!!!
Rules:
1 no bashing each others work
2 no erotica.. duh! lol
3 make them fit into this contest
points will be given to 1st place..
2nd and 3rd haven't been decided.. depends on how good these are.. lol
Love,
X-Kid
This is what I want... I don't want poems... I want funny things kids say and They MUST BE SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUALLY BEEN SAID.. make these into conversations..
EXAMPLE:
while watching Bambi 2 .. Bambi falls off a cliff while being chased by dogs..
nephew Randy: "Is he conquered?"
nephew Jacob: "no hes just knocked out cold for a while"
that is what I want.. they can be as long as you want.. enter as many times as you want.. but MAKE THEM FUNNY!!!!!
Rules:
1 no bashing each others work
2 no erotica.. duh! lol
3 make them fit into this contest
points will be given to 1st place..
2nd and 3rd haven't been decided.. depends on how good these are.. lol
Love,
X-Kid
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 15, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 300
- Final notes: Thank you to everyone who entered, these were extremely funny and brightened my day! I am so glad that I got so many entries and they were all wonderful! Unfortunately I only have a few extra points and they all go to first place.. I hope that trophies are good enough for second and third place and I have no points for honorable mentions but there are some people I would like to thank and give mention to who entered .. here they are:
Joel The Cutie! by xXNoxResultsXx
child politics by mister nemo
Birds by kimmybee
I would also like to give a special thank you to those of you who entered more than once:
Cupcrazy-
911
All The Poor People
Color Differences
What`s In a Word
RiverGuardian-
Pest Control
The Fastest Kid
mister nemo-
flying
Child Politics
kjack-
I am not spoiled
I didnt do that
Little Brat-
Hide and Seek
Sandful Fun & Youngest Troubles
again thank you to all of you who entered and hopefully I will see you in my next contest!
Love,
Xkidx
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One day, when my brother and my father were watching TV, my Dad noticed that my 3-year-old brother was still using his binky. Since he was always prepared, he hby Sky of Dreams 31 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 8 9:41 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by Starr E Knight 28 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 8 10:17 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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When my little brother was about four, he used to constantly be naked. He absolutely HATED clothes. So the fact that he slept naked was never really that big• Commented on by judge.
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Driving home from my sisters, I hear my son in the back say "I want my Pizza Hut!"
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Ok. My cousin Joel who is about 3 or 4 was riding in the car with his mom(my cousin), his aunt Tommie n his aunt Toni(who are my aunts too). And he was like "Heby XStuckInANightmareX 20 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 9 9:17 AM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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by Abreadcrumbandfish 11 lines, 26 comments, on Apr 10 9:36 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Me: I'm watching this t.v. show about heros
Michael: Who is your hero?• Commented on by judge.
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Excellent
Here I am entering a wonderful contest, not even knowing that it's from my wonderful niece. WOW! This was a great idea and I bet we'll all get a chuckle from the entries. -
this is a fun contest and so different than what you usually see on here. i had fun telling you a little antidote from my past as well as reading all the other ones entered. your going to have a fun time giggleing over these when you read them for judging
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This is an awsome contest! I will certainly enjoy it (and I hope I win!
) I read over a all of them and I know that at least two of those will win! Great contest idea!
Thanks!
Sarina
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Great contest little sister...I could list a MILLION things that Jean's kids have said..well and Destiny..LMAO...NO MOM NO...hehehe....Daddy LOVE me..Oh Jeezzz...I will read some of these entries.. Good Idea...And BAMBIE IS NOT DEAD...(wink)
Love you sister
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This is great. Will enter this after work today - have many things that our kids and grandkids have said over the years that are just priceless. Thanks for hosting.
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what a cute Idea for a contest!!!
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Quotes from the mouths of babes:
What's mommy making for dinner?
Possum salad. (pasta salad)
Oh.
"Mommy, you got a prisoner here!" (visitor)
"Na Ah, I'm not grounded!"
"Uh huh, mom said!"
"Whatever Beakie, stop trying to steal my personality!"
(I'm not sure, but I think he had enough of her being bossy)
"Mommy, where do poisonous livers live?" (lizards)
and I could not resist answering, "Inside an alcoholic honey."
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Oh crap... I forgot...
"You stole all my feelings!!!" (you hurt my feelings)
and "Whao! Grandma Wrecker!"
and "No! I don't wnat that one. I want a COLD balnket!" (A comforter/quilt)
and "Papa Itchy! Papa Itchy!" (Grandpa Richard)
you so gotta love yout nephews and niece huh?
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I see you picked from your fave list......not very nice thing to do to your entries....
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thank you for the honourable mention. i'm just glad you liked the story.
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thank you for a wonderfully fun contest anf congrats to every one
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Thank you XwildX...............
This was pretty fun........and look at all the entries you had to go through..........Glad I wasn't hosting this......can't imagine how I would have gotten through them all.....I have only read a couple so far and my stomach hurts........
Anyway.......thanks again.......great contest idea............
Leance
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Excuse me! I dont like that you are implying that I did not judge my contest fairly.. I judged every entry on a scale from one to ten on how funny they were and although they were all great... the ones I picked were the ones that I thought were the funniest.. and a little newsflash to you.. honey bear and Leance arent even on my favorites list... so before you go shoving your little reality checks in my face maybe you should settle down and stop being a sore loser..
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I am just glad that everyone had fun in this and I was very pleased at the ammount of entries there were.. usually I am judging a contest with only 5 entries
thank you so much for entering and I am glad that you had fun while entering this!
Love,
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I am glad taht you had fun entering this and I wish there were more trophies and I had more points... everyone who entered deserved a gold trophy for how funny these were.. lol but unfortunately I only had one of those..lol
thank you for entering!
Love,
Xkid
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