Contest hay..... this ought to be interesting and fun....... Write a sillie haiku form about a frog, a cric by haikumonk at All poetry

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hay..... this ought to be interesting and fun....... Write a sillie haiku form about a frog, a cricket, a fly, a mosquito or any other little creature. But it has to be a funny kind of ridiculous story that makes me laugh. I wrote one about a frog once........ check it out for an idea or style. Then, let your funny bone be on the loose. Haiku form is three lines with 5 syllables in the first line then 7 for second and 5 for third. No reference to season is needed in this contest. We're using only the structure, not the tradition. Have fun and make a grumpy monk smile.

Contest is Over

Contest was judged on September 11, 2002
Rewards: Gold: 100
Final notes:
ohhhhhhh...... there are so many insanely funny or twisted haiku here I can't believe it. lol Some of these turned my stomach and tickled my funny bone at the same time. Unbridled's has a lot of ingredients in it......... lol......... and my little "

Entries [12]

1 - 12 of 12

Wet Monkie--Bad Monkie

Shitty rain comes down
Dampening Monkies spirit

by Zez 3 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 2 6:17 AM 2002. In Adult humor

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Something you dont see everyday

Frog singing no tune
A stunt fly killed by balloon

by OldePoet 3 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 2 10:38 AM 2002

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fast food

Perched on a forkful
a fly rests his weary wings

by hoa-kaipuoru 3 lines, on Sep 2 2:57 PM 2002

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frog indigestion

wibbit wibbit burp
burp wibbit wibbit fart burp

by twisted butterfly 2 lines, on Sep 2 4:09 PM 2002

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Haiku (odd frog)

Warm lips kiss odd frog
Hoping to free prince charming

by AngelSeeker 3 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 3 3:39 PM 2002

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i hate mosquitos

bloodthirsty buggers
buzzing in my ears all night

by TanyaB 4 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 3 9:14 PM 2002. In Humor

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Mosquito (Haiku)

by BrokenSouledPoetess 4 lines, on Sep 3 9:26 PM 2002. In Haiku

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Fly (Challenge Haiku)

by BrokenSouledPoetess 4 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 3 9:35 PM 2002

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[Just like a cricket]

Just like a cricket
I rub my legs together

by Bigmammajen 3 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 3 11:53 PM 2002
Silver trophy winner

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i hate spiders

I squash spiders and
Leave their remains in plain sight

by TanyaB 4 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 4 8:53 AM 2002. In Humor

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Ecoli

I am dung beetle
You squish my wife with your shoe

by Bigmammajen 2 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 4 6:12 PM 2002

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Sugar Coated Vomit

sugar coated
crickets still taste like bug

by ESoS 2 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 6 1:32 AM 2002

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