Welcome to my contest. This is a contest for humorous poems only. It can be dark humor, or not, just no depressing stuff, I write enough of that on my own. As for rules there are none. I would be interested to see some funny erotica, and swear words don't bother me at all. I know my grammar is not perfect but if you don't even try, say have more than 3 or 4 errors, it will hurt you.
*POINTS*
*1st* Place=378
*2nd* Place=?
I will applaud every entry before the contest is over, unless you have more than 4 errors in grammar, than you will get a critical comment. I will also do some honorable mentions if I get enough people to enter, say 10 or more.
So, lets see if I can get some funny poems to read, I need a laugh.
* I had to move up the date but I may close sooner if I decide my winner*
Ok, a rule for you, I didn't think I would need to say this but no entering something that is someone elses, like a old nursery rhyme, I will remove it, someone already did that and thought it was o.k., I figured it was just a given that you can't do that. Thank you.
*POINTS*
*1st* Place=378
*2nd* Place=?
I will applaud every entry before the contest is over, unless you have more than 4 errors in grammar, than you will get a critical comment. I will also do some honorable mentions if I get enough people to enter, say 10 or more.
So, lets see if I can get some funny poems to read, I need a laugh.
* I had to move up the date but I may close sooner if I decide my winner*
Ok, a rule for you, I didn't think I would need to say this but no entering something that is someone elses, like a old nursery rhyme, I will remove it, someone already did that and thought it was o.k., I figured it was just a given that you can't do that. Thank you.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 5, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 378
- Final notes: I'll be back to give out second and third place points, and some honorable mentions.
Entries [16]
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Whats that smell?
Is it me?• Commented on by judge. -
This is a story about four friends named Noone, Someone, Anyone, and Everyone.
It was Saturday evening and the four friends had a group project to do.• Commented on by judge. -
by Sharkbaitoolala 26 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 30 10:04 PM 2005. In Dark• Commented on by judge.
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“Dreug In Drag”
In a tiny shop across the way• Commented on by judge. -
A funny poem about a character I made up and what Christmas is like for him.• Commented on by judge.
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IT'S A BOY
and the baby was thrust into your arms• Commented on by judge. -
Written as Though Mrs.Clause is thinking it or saying it• Commented on by judge.
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Spin of Abbot and Castello's famous Whos on first, whats on second ramble• Commented on by judge.
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How cool would it be to have a giraffe for a pet?• Commented on by judge.
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I love to cut... I truely do,
although I am not fond of cutting me... or youby Kay Laon Anders 16 lines, 36 comments, on Feb 17 8:38 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
I am such a clumsy guy
Silly crazy antic guyby CircleofChaos 19 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 20 3:07 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge. -
I just love shoes...LOLby PoetWitWisdom 90 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 25 9:05 PM 2006. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Thanks in advance to all who enter!
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"I will applaud every entry before the contest is over, unless you have more than 4 errors in grammar, than you will get a critical comment"
Sorry to even point this out to you, because I am actually really bad with grammer, for someone who wants to be a proffesional writer. I can't help this one though, because I love irony and this is kind of ironic.
"Than" should be "then"...
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lol i know its all good, it would have to be ridiculously bad for me to hold it against someone.
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Can you please tell me how many entries we are allowed? I see some have entered more than one, but I want to make sure. Thanks!!!
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Um, I don't care how many just not like ten I guess.
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Funky
I feel sorry for you mate. Bu also not. I only feel sorry because there are a huge amount of entries to this contest to sort throuhg. But I don't feel sorry for you because there are some really funny ones.
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Don't feel bad for me, I have a lot to choose from. I am getting close to the end, thanks so much!
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congratz to all the winners!!
great contest caesarjager 
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Thanks a ton!
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wow, big surprise, but happy you liked it! thank you very much for the trophy and points, and congrats to all the funny poets here!
if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at me...i am deaf anyway 
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well done to all the winners
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Congratulations to all the winners in this contest! From the entries I was able to read, this was most definitely a difficult one for the host to judge. But I do feel the picks were dead on.
~ John
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Oh thanks ever so much caesarjager... for the honor of third place in your fun contest.....I must admit...seeing all these writings....it might have been tuff.....Ive been away...ill read all the entries........im sure ill laff my ass off too......thanks again for the honor......and points...
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I love you, too.
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