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Contest: Hearts, Stars & Horseshoes

I AM allowing ONE pre-write PER PERSON, SO THEY BETTER NOT SUCK






No lucky charms, I am just v. hungry. Sorry to inflict this hunger on you.

I'm also really thirsty.

Anyways,
let me tell you a little bit about myself.
I have a chronic problem called...
uh...
being myself.
So, in relation to this chronic problem,
I need you to write about your heart, right now.
And not too much love, because me and love are at war now.
But really dive in, and your soul can be included with your heart...I guess.
And yes, your heart is a giant mass of arteries and stuff, but if that's all you write about:
one -- you have no life
OR
two -- you're just...creepy
      (so it depends what kind of creepy, I guess)


I guess this is kinda in relation to valentine's day, the day where random people give you chocolat-ey goodness and all you have to do is kiss them. It's a pretty nice arrangement, considering that chocolate might cost up to $8 and you get to kiss them for free.
Except, if you charge, you'll be called...uh...something.

This is my brain on sugar and four cups of coffee, don't even GO there.


Rules

1) I guess...SOOOOOOOOOOOOME pre-writes.

2) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO crap. If I deem it crap, I kick you. Some examples of crap:
           cutting, suicide, I AM SO IN LUV MY BRAIN ISGONNA BURST
            WITH LOVEYNESS FEELING, I h8 luv soh muhch its like death
            with death feelings and stuuuuuuuuuff, creepy erotica NO I
            DON'T WANT TO LICK YOU AT ALL, AND ESPECIALLY NOT WHERE
            YOU SUGGESTED, and finally, things that rhyme
              IF YOU CAN RHYME AND I DON'T HATE IT:
               I might just love you eternally. But don't even
                          THINK about rhyming every line unless you can
                     DO IT WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3) One entry per person

4) ¢¾ you.




and, that's it. Make me...I have no idea. Just make me!

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Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 28, 2006
  • Rewards: Gold: 623
  • Final notes:
    These deserve your attention:

    a soft pink piece of love ~ lunalover

    Love Because ~ LongRoadHome

    Clovers and Blue Moons ~ windssong


    These REALLY deserve your attention:

    Ascetic ~ Blkwidow77

    Caging Ribs ~ Macey Muse



    3rd:

    L'Amour En Reve, Reveries of Love ~ ecrivain01


    2nd:
    (SO CLOSE TO FIRST)

    What Do You Say and Do After Open Heart Surgery ~ lordoftherings


    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

    Rules Of Engagement ~ ColinSJones



    stay tuned for channel one

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  • CodeNameCassie
    February 13, 2006
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    ooooh see what you did

    i am hungry now lol

    hope you get lots and lots of entries

    thats a funny pic

    Cass


  • punisher
    February 13, 2006
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    is your name brittney or emily by any chance?


  • Anothercheapheart
    February 13, 2006
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    wow. this whole introduction thing made me giggle.
    very cute.
    hope you have fun with the contest


  • -BlackKnight- gold member
    February 13, 2006
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    Well, I'd write about love, except you've given a reason not to go into it all that much, and I suck at writing romantic stuff anyway; hell, I suck at being romantic in general, though my girlfriend doesn't seem to mind. lol

    In any event, I'll see what I can do for this, and I must agree with CodeNameCassie--that IS a pretty funny picture. My sister would love it.


  • Closet Poet
    February 14, 2006
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    nice explanation for a contest, gave us a luagh, very unique, thats cool. from closet


  • leander gold member
    February 14, 2006
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    Okay, I'd sooooo love to be run over by a Hyena so can I enter my last love poem I wrote a few hourse before you descided to start this contest? (instead of sending out a national warning first )


  • p b without the j
    February 14, 2006
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    I'M LETTING PEOPLE ENTER PRE-WRITES.
    run

  • p b without the j
    February 14, 2006
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    it could be...


  • p b without the j
    February 14, 2006
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    NO ROMANCE IS MENTIONED!!!!!! I never said that.
    Unless......super-scans NOOOOOOOOOO, I didn't.
    except you've given a reason not to go into it all that much
    What reason!?!?!??!


  • Macey Muse
    February 15, 2006
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    lol, I get the Inuyasha, but who're the other couple? Also, if you want noooooooooooooo prewrites, why open the contest to prewrites? I may enter this, it's intriguingly vague


  • Macey Muse
    February 15, 2006
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    Urk, I'm even more confused. We're allowed one pre-write, but also allowed only one poem, and one of the rules is noooo prewrites...
    *anime-fall*


  • February 18, 2006
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    make you.... Feel?

    i can do that.


  • p b without the j
    February 18, 2006
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    Now I have corrected!!!!! DO NOT BE CONFUSED ANYMORE, SONNY!!!!!

    The other couple in the picture is Winry & Ed, from Fullmetal Alchemist.


  • Macey Muse
    February 18, 2006
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    Ah yes, I am now completely unconfused about the picture and the pre-write/no pre-write thingy. Now, I can just be confused about why I'm called Sonny...
    Oh, and my poem's a weird funky-spaced thing, hope you enjoy

  • Desert Knave
    February 28, 2006
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    Congratulations to the winners ! ~Jim

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