merry christmas. 
So, I guess I'll give you a christmas/holiday present (MUST BE POLITICALLY CORRECT--MUST. BE. POLITICALLY. CORRRRRRRRRRECT!!!). Do you want to guess? I think you want to guess.
Me, along with Mia Donna, which will totally help me judge even though since I don't bow to unlawful consumerism I don't have a silver or even gold membership so I can't show her helping me, will give you four topics to write about and then two that I don't care. And all of this will be fair, YOU HEAR ME?!?!
So no attacking ME or Mia Donna with bloodied axes or chickens or --And now, No. 1, the larch-- any Monty Python related item. No sheep, no trees, no nothing.
Look, here come the options!!
1) Masks
[NOTHING RESEMBLING THIS OR I WILL KICK YOU:
i hide behind my mask
everyone's so hard on me
i try but it doesn't work
i want to die
this mask is a lie
IF I SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS...!!!!!]
So, what I want is, give me something about masks I have never heard about. Or something I have heard about, and make me love you.
2) Powerpuff Girls
[Something abstract. No crap. Don't be perverted. Well, you can, just don' be OVERLY perverted. No child molestation or anything like that.]
3) Teen angst
[You talk about slitting your wrists/suicide/any shit about anything I don't want to hear about, I kick you. And you get kicked out. No buts.]
Make me like your teen angst. Make me feel it. Make me not feel sorry for everyone who writes in the angst category. Make me want to cry and fly over and put on "Marianne" and not want to pretend I'm Mimi Marquez, lover of Roger and sing "Out Tonight" while I put on slutty heels. Make me want to pig out on chocolate and make me feel, basically, that I just got dumped. Even if that's not what you're writing about.
4) Sylvia Plath
[No haters of Sylvia Plath or you get kicked hard, much much harder.]
I don't know, but I adore "Lady Lazarus" and if you don't know/have never read it, you have not LIVED.
www.angelfire.com/tn/plath/lady.html
So, whatever inspires you. Or any other Plath poem.
**AlTernaTiVES**
@) Write in a form that is a] made up, b] love immensely or c] that I have never heard of. I like c the best.
!) If you want a challenge.....LISTEN UP!!
***IM me if you want this one***
I will give you x-amount of words. You must use all of them.
Your poem may not be longer than how many words I gave you.
It will be more than one, though. That'd be weird. And mondo hard.
Then, I will IM you another word. That will be the title. And it doesn't necessarily have to do with anything you write your poem about, but it has to relate in some v. obscure but amazing way. Talent is oxygen.
Wait, I want another one.
#) Minty. I like minty.
&&&&&rulez::::::
~~I don't have any rules. And I will give brownie points (30) to whoever answers this question first, aka IMs me it.~~
In B:TAS, what was the last episode ever called?
Answer: ______?________
have fun, kiddies. or don't.
So, I guess I'll give you a christmas/holiday present (MUST BE POLITICALLY CORRECT--MUST. BE. POLITICALLY. CORRRRRRRRRRECT!!!). Do you want to guess? I think you want to guess.
Me, along with Mia Donna, which will totally help me judge even though since I don't bow to unlawful consumerism I don't have a silver or even gold membership so I can't show her helping me, will give you four topics to write about and then two that I don't care. And all of this will be fair, YOU HEAR ME?!?!
So no attacking ME or Mia Donna with bloodied axes or chickens or --And now, No. 1, the larch-- any Monty Python related item. No sheep, no trees, no nothing.
Look, here come the options!!
1) Masks
[NOTHING RESEMBLING THIS OR I WILL KICK YOU:
i hide behind my mask
everyone's so hard on me
i try but it doesn't work
i want to die
this mask is a lie
IF I SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS...!!!!!]
So, what I want is, give me something about masks I have never heard about. Or something I have heard about, and make me love you.
2) Powerpuff Girls
[Something abstract. No crap. Don't be perverted. Well, you can, just don' be OVERLY perverted. No child molestation or anything like that.]
3) Teen angst
[You talk about slitting your wrists/suicide/any shit about anything I don't want to hear about, I kick you. And you get kicked out. No buts.]
Make me like your teen angst. Make me feel it. Make me not feel sorry for everyone who writes in the angst category. Make me want to cry and fly over and put on "Marianne" and not want to pretend I'm Mimi Marquez, lover of Roger and sing "Out Tonight" while I put on slutty heels. Make me want to pig out on chocolate and make me feel, basically, that I just got dumped. Even if that's not what you're writing about.
4) Sylvia Plath
[No haters of Sylvia Plath or you get kicked hard, much much harder.]
I don't know, but I adore "Lady Lazarus" and if you don't know/have never read it, you have not LIVED.
www.angelfire.com/tn/plath/lady.html
So, whatever inspires you. Or any other Plath poem.
**AlTernaTiVES**
@) Write in a form that is a] made up, b] love immensely or c] that I have never heard of. I like c the best.
!) If you want a challenge.....LISTEN UP!!
***IM me if you want this one***
I will give you x-amount of words. You must use all of them.
Your poem may not be longer than how many words I gave you.
It will be more than one, though. That'd be weird. And mondo hard.
Then, I will IM you another word. That will be the title. And it doesn't necessarily have to do with anything you write your poem about, but it has to relate in some v. obscure but amazing way. Talent is oxygen.
Wait, I want another one.
#) Minty. I like minty.
&&&&&rulez::::::
~~I don't have any rules. And I will give brownie points (30) to whoever answers this question first, aka IMs me it.~~
In B:TAS, what was the last episode ever called?
Answer: ______?________
have fun, kiddies. or don't.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on January 2, 2006
- Rewards: Gold: 500
- Final notes: woah, out of the five entries, i didn't want to throw any out!!!! that's lucky. so i'd rather have five good ones than fifty-five crap ones.
Entries [1]
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An odd list poem, entirely true [dons her mask]• Commented on by judge.
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I'm so gonna enter this, and I think I have a pretty good poem for ya.
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You are entirely cool. People better enter. I love this: "NOTHING RESEMBLING THIS OR I WILL KICK YOU:
i hide behind my mask
everyone's so hard on me
i try but it doesn't work
i want to die
this mask is a lie
IF I SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS...!!!!!]"
Seriously...seriously. Oh my. ME WANT TO JUDGE! ENTER PEOPLE! -
ooooooooo cool contest! i shall be entering soon! i have to go....but it's an awesome idea!
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I have something about Powerpuff girls, but I just can't enter since there are no prewrites accepted
I hope my muse starts her engine soon again...
good luck to all
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Lol I just knew leander would say that
Great stuff for a contest.. Now all I have to do is use my brain, that's the hardest part
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Have a great time with your contest! Best wishes to all participants, may the best poem win.
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why does it say your contest is closed??!! I have plath writes I want to enter!
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Hmmm...maybe some odd disturbance in the time-space continuum occurred?
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Closed for judging.. but i thought it'd just begun?? I'm so confused
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stupid year changing thing...*grrrrrrrrr*
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new year thingy.....
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my muse is on MAJOR break right now. Damn
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PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!
INHAAAAALE...
hehe. 
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oh I forgot to ask: I have some really really good pre-writes. may I please please enter at least one? I will provide a link here to one you may get a laugh out of
actually to two versions haha. I hope you enjoy them. I also have serious ones.
allpoetry.com/Poem/1129152
allpoetry.com/poem/1272226
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i was totally going to bash Sylvia Plath...
completely utterly kidding. i heart her uber much, so i could never bash her.
of course, i could just be saying that to get in good with you... you never know who you can trust, you know.
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Ah, only 4 entries... easier to judge then i suppose??
My muse has run dry as the desserts in hot countries Needs to obtain water which is not available....
oh dear...
hmm...
...I like pancakes
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if you'd allow prewrites eh then I could enter my powerpuff thinger
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How in the hell did this not receive more entries? lol.
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Thanks for the silver! Mucho appreciated. And congrats to the winners, and thanks to all the entrants for great competition.
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Thank you PB! Oh I am shocked and pleased. Glad you liked this one. Congrats to the winners, all of us. And I agree- rather have entries that are what you're looking for in reading material than not. And, because the Christmas spirit hasn't left me yet and now I'm rich,
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See?? I told ya you don't always lose to me!
Thanks for the silver Elena; it's much appreciated
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